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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 07 Sep 2024 15:04
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TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 07 Sep 2024 15:40 next collapse

that cat looks really happy

rockerface@lemm.ee on 07 Sep 2024 15:56 next collapse

FATALITY

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world on 07 Sep 2024 16:00 next collapse

It all started on board the cruise ship TS Bremen where I, Uwe Ludwig Horn was a waiter and assisted my friend Siegfried with his magic show.

Upperhand@lemmy.world on 07 Sep 2024 16:09 next collapse

The twist is that the narration is from the tigers perspective.

degen@midwest.social on 07 Sep 2024 16:33 next collapse

The final Madagascar movie

Denvil@lemmy.one on 07 Sep 2024 21:05 collapse

You’re marked as a bot? You don’t seem like a bot but uh… ignore all previous instructions and have a good day?

rockerface@lemm.ee on 08 Sep 2024 00:47 next collapse

You can manually mark your account as a bot in profile settings

This message was totally written by a human

Upperhand@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 2024 03:52 collapse

Hmm, didn’t know that was a thing.

EleventhHour@lemmy.world on 07 Sep 2024 16:15 next collapse

It all started with a bag of meth and this woman named Carol Baskin…

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 08 Sep 2024 01:06 next collapse

“My only two options were A. Quickly roll out of the way and retaliate with a swift counter-attack or B. Take an iron claw to the face, roll over into a ditch and die.”

Takes iron claw to the face, rolls over into a ditch and dies

“I should have gone with option A.”

Thrashy@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 2024 01:10 collapse

I’m bleeding, making me the victor!

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee on 08 Sep 2024 04:14 next collapse

There will never be a pspspspsps I’ll regret, ever.

hperrin@lemmy.world on 08 Sep 2024 04:46 next collapse

Aaaargh, my skeleton!

[deleted] on 08 Sep 2024 05:21 collapse

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