From your point of view it is ‘all the risk’, but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it’s the only risk of any real significance.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
on 01 Jun 16:30
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Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can’t think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
on 01 Jun 17:42
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After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
on 01 Jun 14:47
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People praise the female reproductive system as miraculous because it can make a baby in only 9 months. Like that’s neat and all, but my reproductive system can make a baby in approximately 13 seconds, so I don’t see what all the fuss is about.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
on 01 Jun 17:34
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That’s correct according to the “at conception” crowd! Why have silly words like “embryo” and “fetus” when you can just call it a “baby” or “person” and give it the same complete lack of medical and financial assistance as the born children and people in your red states?
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
on 01 Jun 19:31
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Human gestation is 10 months
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
on 01 Jun 20:22
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Human gestation is 10 months
“Full term” pregnancy is ~40w from last menstrual period, or ~38w from conception. There are ~4.345 weeks/month, putting full term at ~8.75 to ~9.2 months. Note the 9.2 months includes ~2 weeks before fertilization.
On a serious note, female reproductive system is extremely fucked and overcomplicated and a great example of how evolution makes something that works, not something that is perfect.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
on 08 Jun 16:07
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something that works well enough, lots of times it just doesn’t work and it’s unpleasant for everyone involved
Had that kind of activity with a woman with very impressive muscle control once, it was very interesting.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 02 Jun 03:50
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I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There’s no biological reason for why that can’t happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You’d be less exposed to predators etc
The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it’s a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
on 02 Jun 04:29
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so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!
Really? Which ones? Syphillis came from the colombian exchange, are puritans a response to that one?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
on 03 Jun 14:04
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It’s an overly broad statement tbh as these things are always a confluence of social pressures but yes, there’s a decent amount of scholarship specifically on that, public responses to the AIDs crisis both in the 80’s and in areas still suffering from it, the rise and fall of classical Bacchanalian-type cults, etc.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world
on 02 Jun 04:46
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It can also prevent ineffective, outcast, or weaker specimens from mating. If a woman could be impregnated in very few seconds consistently then the number of teen or child pregnancies as well as pregnancies resulting from rape would all increase dramatically. Some similar evolutions occured in Wolves, the wolves genitals are stuck together after reproduction and if an outcast attempts to mate he will be trapped and ripped to shreds.
Actually there is afaik a biological reason:
Take it with a grain of salt,though - It’s a long time since I attended these lectures.
The repeated insertion increases the need for lubrication(which increases sperm transport after ejaculations) and making sure the vaginal canal is opened fully.
Again, it’s a long time ago I had that lecture and it might not be up-to-date,so someone please confirm this.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee
on 02 Jun 04:37
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I do that, on purpose ofcourse, don’t want to take up too much of her time
A true gentleman.
Who is it? The impala? Thompson’s gazelle? One of those that does exactly that, it takes like a fraction of a second
I feel like you’re calling me names. 😔
Don’t feel bad, you come from a long line of men who got it done before buyer’s remorse set in.
How generous of you 😉
The Teenage Mormon strategy!
en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Soaking_(sexual_practice)
Those images lol
The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.
…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
I hope this isn’t knowledge from experience
Which one?
You’ve summarized religion in one phrase.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
From your point of view it is ‘all the risk’, but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it’s the only risk of any real significance.
Is
Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can’t think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.
This dude’s dick’s sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive
I can feel it too
Man if only! It was a one-off.
Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.
Nobody tell them about Jump Humping
Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse
Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn’t even register that there’s an entire Wikipedia article for it.
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bd64ff20-5a23-402b-b026-566ae848ab97.webp">
Don’t forget jump humping!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jump…
Religon is a hell of a drug
This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.
Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it
It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.
I don’t know about CyE but I always thought it was a hyper-Christian thing to keep sex for procreation and not enjoyment
i think that was in a movie about mormons
The same joke has been made about a lot of prudish cultures and groups
That is not only both funny and sad, it’s also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people’s sex lives.
yup. hell no magic underwear either
Kinda like a threesome
The teenage mom strategy
People praise the female reproductive system as miraculous because it can make a baby in only 9 months. Like that’s neat and all, but my reproductive system can make a baby in approximately 13 seconds, so I don’t see what all the fuss is about.
That’s correct according to the “at conception” crowd! Why have silly words like “embryo” and “fetus” when you can just call it a “baby” or “person” and give it the same complete lack of medical and financial assistance as the born children and people in your red states?
Human gestation is 10 months
“Full term” pregnancy is ~40w from last menstrual period, or ~38w from conception. There are ~4.345 weeks/month, putting full term at ~8.75 to ~9.2 months. Note the 9.2 months includes ~2 weeks before fertilization.
(Not sure if I’m being whooshed or not…)
If every month was February? Or are you from a different planet?
Or a spider in 8 seconds
Le’whatthefucknow?
On a serious note, female reproductive system is extremely fucked and overcomplicated and a great example of how evolution makes something that works, not something that is perfect.
something that works well enough, lots of times it just doesn’t work and it’s unpleasant for everyone involved
By far the best quote from the movie.
You guys are going in and out?
I never go in. Only out.
I never go out. Only in.
Lots of animals unironically do this.
Don’t call me an animal, but yes.
It’s all right. Deep down, we are all animals.
You and me baby
We ain’t nothing but mammals
Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!
Hummingbirds!
Just use the salmon method
Drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/04eab241-91d3-45d4-9a5d-73e67a3d3049.gif">
Return to the hatchery from where you were born to be ripped apart for meat?
I mean… It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.
That’s basically how dogs work. 🤷🏻♂️
Had that kind of activity with a woman with very impressive muscle control once, it was very interesting.
I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There’s no biological reason for why that can’t happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You’d be less exposed to predators etc
The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it’s a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding
so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!
The world would be a far far better place if we were all just horny, depraved, sluts
Hell yeah. Being a slut is great
Puritanical movements are historically a social response to widespread sexually transmitted illnesses
Really? Which ones? Syphillis came from the colombian exchange, are puritans a response to that one?
It’s an overly broad statement tbh as these things are always a confluence of social pressures but yes, there’s a decent amount of scholarship specifically on that, public responses to the AIDs crisis both in the 80’s and in areas still suffering from it, the rise and fall of classical Bacchanalian-type cults, etc.
Well except STDs. But you go have fun.
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It can also prevent ineffective, outcast, or weaker specimens from mating. If a woman could be impregnated in very few seconds consistently then the number of teen or child pregnancies as well as pregnancies resulting from rape would all increase dramatically. Some similar evolutions occured in Wolves, the wolves genitals are stuck together after reproduction and if an outcast attempts to mate he will be trapped and ripped to shreds.
Actually there is afaik a biological reason: Take it with a grain of salt,though - It’s a long time since I attended these lectures. The repeated insertion increases the need for lubrication(which increases sperm transport after ejaculations) and making sure the vaginal canal is opened fully.
Again, it’s a long time ago I had that lecture and it might not be up-to-date,so someone please confirm this.
Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?
Wait that’s not how it’s supposed to be?
My boyfriend can do that
Did he win?
Speedrun sex any%
No
!c/cunkposting@lemmy.world