The Next Clanker Better Do My Goddamn Dishes
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 25 Aug 03:49
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chxpdev@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 04:15 next collapse

Clanker hate on Lemmy

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Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net on 25 Aug 04:24 next collapse

And making hands with extra fingers

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Aug 04:34 next collapse

What does god need with a starship? a robot need with a sink?

FaceDeer@fedia.io on 25 Aug 04:46 next collapse

It's there so that all those humans who insist their lives will have no "meaning" without having to work for a living have something to work on for a living.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 06:44 next collapse

it vastly simplifies cleaning up when they start purging their human overlordsunderlings

ilinamorato@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 13:30 collapse

AI’s water usage is a pretty well-known problem with the industry.

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 04:35 next collapse

We automated plumbing. It’s called plumbing.

Same deal for laundry, dishes, farming-- there’s so much stuff where human labor has been almost entirely eliminated, and people still bitch about the tiny remaining fraction. Ugh, you have to put the dishes in the box that effortlessly cleans them, and then take them out? That’s bullshit. Where’s my robot maid!

FaceDeer@fedia.io on 25 Aug 04:45 next collapse

Always reminds me of this bit on the Conan O'Brien show.

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 25 Aug 05:58 collapse

Gotta love the perennial “our kids are spoiled idiots” bit. That one never gets old. I bet at least one of Aritophanes’ plays will have made fun of the damn kids.

Zink@programming.dev on 25 Aug 12:15 collapse

The “kids these days” part doesn’t do much for me but the central point of “everything is amazing and nobody is happy” absolutely does.

It resonates with me because I find more wonder in the everyday stuff we take for granted than I ever did getting getting dragged into church as a kid. My first flight was 35 years ago and I still sit by the window and look at the world from that “chair in the sky” perspective the whole time.

And just to be clear, yes of course the world is full of bad shit. Our amazing technology helps is be hyper aware of that.

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 27 Aug 12:13 collapse

Finding the silver linings, the rays of light, the diamonds in the mud is a skill to learn, and I think learning it is worthwhile. That doesn’t mean I close my eyes to the bad stuff, but spotting the good stuff definitely makes it all more bearable.

Zink@programming.dev on 27 Aug 14:02 collapse

Very well put!

So many people would agree that the idea behind “stop and smell the roses” is a good and healthy one. And so few people would actually do it in real life.

I would even expand what you said to include things like living intentionally and experiencing the moment are part of that general skill of finding fulfillment in a world that will never be unbroken.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 25 Aug 07:00 next collapse

“Be kind to people, be ruthless to systems.” Systems includes the robots as far as I am concerned.

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 07:07 next collapse

Systems include plumbing!

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 25 Aug 15:11 collapse

The first casualty of a good meal.

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de on 25 Aug 09:40 collapse

I never heard that quote, where is it from?

lobut@lemmy.ca on 25 Aug 11:46 collapse

Looks like it’s from the late great Michael Brooks

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fossilesque@mander.xyz on 25 Aug 14:08 collapse

You betcha.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 08:24 next collapse

The dishwasher (robot) is insufficiently subservient. That’s why you have to put LLMs in all the things. So it can say “That’s such a good idea! You are so clever for thinking of that” when you start it.

lemmyknow@lemmy.today on 25 Aug 09:11 next collapse

Would you like me to help you with that?

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 15:02 collapse

Ryedaft, founder of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

Mac@mander.xyz on 25 Aug 14:05 next collapse

This comic is clearly about the plumber occupation and about jobs as a whole and not simply a dishwasher.

[deleted] on 25 Aug 15:18 next collapse

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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 15:32 collapse

I find that any box folds clothes. If you mean folded such that they don’t wrinkle, I think you’re looking for a closet.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca on 25 Aug 16:06 collapse

This is accurate. People are conflating plumbing, with the act of installing, and maintaining plumbing. It doesn’t help that the act of maintaining the plumbing (noun) is called plumbing (verb).

But people don’t want to have to hire a plumber to fix the plumbing when it is not doing what it is supposed to.

They want “AI” to do it. Except that such a thing would require advanced robotics more than “AI”. With advanced (and affordable) robotics, the plumber wouldn’t need to actually go to your house, they could just remotely control the plumber bot from the comfort of their home, or from a central office or something. The person that shows up with the bot can be little more than a minimum wage delivery driver. Deliver the bot, make sure it powers on, make sure nobody steals or destroys it, then pack it up and move on when it’s done. The highly paid plumbers never have to go anywhere, and can basically hop from one bot to the next. While they’re working on one job, a bot is already en route to their next job, and ready to go when they finish with the current job.

We’ve adapted art and communication to the Internet. We have not done the same for plumbing (the verb). So expecting something that you can’t even currently do with a computer, to now basically be done by AI, which is confined to the restrictions of a digital-only environment, is foolish at best.

Since we adapted communication and art to digital media already, it’s almost trivial to have that generated by “AI”.

We need to build a robot capable of the work before we can do anything more here.

neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Aug 07:08 next collapse

You were directionally evolved by monsters who resented artists’ ability to create value through pure expression. Mimicking the conjuring of that value was at once a parlor trick, then a means to undercut the livelihood of anyone not willing to explicitly and finitely explain the art they created (thus giving it metric to be measured by and value-assigned).

The wax ring and plumbers putty are set. Keep the caulk dry for 36 hours and try to not touch it or it could crack.

Tja@programming.dev on 25 Aug 09:24 next collapse

THE NEXT CLANKER BETTER DO MY GODDAMN DISHES

Like… a dishwasher?

FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Aug 13:02 next collapse

Yes. They’re really underrated. They consume way less water than almost all humans dishwashing, less energy if the human uses warm water to do the dishes, and work better if they aren’t clogged.

Look up minutefood or technology connections about it on youtube

lobut@lemmy.ca on 25 Aug 16:04 collapse

I understand all of that, but my parents that won’t move of my house will absolutely not use them. They’d rather sit there with the water running for hours while they watch soaps.

FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Aug 16:35 collapse

That sucks… So you’re housing them?

That might mean you can set a few ground rules for money saving.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 13:27 next collapse

They chose literally the only widely-adopted home robot. 😆

Tja@programming.dev on 25 Aug 15:39 next collapse

Cough… Washing Machine… COUGH!

ilinamorato@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 15:43 collapse

Not entirely sure why that doesn’t feel like a robot to me. Hm.

Maybe it’s because washing machines existed before electricity. I don’t think there are any gas-powered dishwashers.

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 15:41 collapse

You have no idea how much labor a washing machine saves.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 14:46 collapse

No, like the whole thing. Find where I left the dishes, scrape off the crumbs into the trash, tetris the dishes into the dishwasher, load an appropriate amount of fluids, [do current capability], unload the dishes to dry, then put them away in their normal spots.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 25 Aug 14:59 next collapse

I ask my partner to help with this as I have an irrational hatred of everything about this and dirty dishes trigger some kind of instinctual ick. Pls let me deposit a plate into a refrigerator sized receptacle that cleans and auto sorts dishes. Pls.

ameancow@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 19:59 next collapse

Just wear gloves and get some CBT. OCD isn’t a quirky personality trait, it can get worse.

arararagi@ani.social on 25 Aug 20:35 collapse

Can confirm, I always have at least 3 pairs of gloves because I also can only wash dishes with them.

YouAreLiterallyAnNPC@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 20:58 collapse

This reminds me of Detroit: Become Human.

ameancow@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 19:59 next collapse

WHILE arguing about the bills, shouting at the dog and trying to ignore the TV blasting in the next room. Then it will truly have replicated what it’s like being human.

Geobloke@aussie.zone on 25 Aug 23:29 collapse

Just an FYI, if you have 2 dishwashers you never need to put them away

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de on 25 Aug 09:45 next collapse

Source: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sad-2

Includes an extra panel (red button) and title text, as usual for SMBC

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 13:30 next collapse

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UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Aug 16:28 next collapse

“Automating plumbing” sounds like a good way to literally enshittify your house.

Also, it doesn’t matter how many symphonies you compose if no one wants to listen to them.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 20:52 next collapse

If plumbing was actually standard enough we could automate 90% of it. On good news art isn’t that much standard either so robots will go away soon.

BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works on 26 Aug 05:30 collapse

I don’t know about other people, but me personally I don’t compose music for other people to hear, I do it for myself.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one on 25 Aug 16:48 next collapse

Really the best part of this comic is that the robot has sentience and has arms. In theory the robot could do the plumbing. However, out of pure prinicple the robot chooses only to focus art.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 16:52 collapse

Really the best part of this comic is that the robot has sentience and has arms.

so do most humans, yet plumbers still exist.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one on 25 Aug 17:43 collapse

True however humans weren’t created to do plumbing. The robot was created to create art.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 25 Aug 20:40 next collapse

Even this human is dumb. He started the conversion with the robot then acts like the robot is bothering him!

blue@midwest.social on 25 Aug 21:10 collapse

Philip Glass worked as a plumber into his 40s because composing music didn’t pay the bills.