Bat Drip
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 26 Nov 18:25
https://mander.xyz/post/21175405

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RandomStickman@fedia.io on 26 Nov 19:06 next collapse

I used to intern at a wildlife sanctuary and I used to stick baby raccoons on me like velcro and walk around while I clean their enclosures and stuff.

NABDad@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 20:15 collapse

Not exactly the same, but my wife and I are babysitting our daughter’s guinea pig, and she needed to clean his pen last night so asked me to hold him.

He was so gloriously chill. He just sat with me eating a carrot and watching TV.

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9304af66-2394-4ebe-b759-d13ebafe0f0e.jpeg">

ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com on 26 Nov 21:21 next collapse

Here I was thinking it was a small skunk before reading fully 🙂

3ntranced@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 03:58 next collapse

I have my dad baby sit my piggies when I clean their cage too. The only downside is when we come to collect them, revealing the trove of accumulated chocolate tic-tacs beneath their bum.

NABDad@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 09:59 collapse

If you have to be pooped on by an animal, guinea pig is definitely the animal to pick.

3ntranced@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 13:56 collapse

Very true, most of the time it’s dry so there’s no staining and it’s solid. The concentrated pee though is another story. That is rank.

tpyo@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 06:56 collapse

I love guinea pigs. They are absolutely chill; capybaras and guinea pigs seem to be the same animal sized in xs and xl

I had one I used to hold in my arm like a football or a baby. His head would be in the crook of my arm and I’d hold his butt in my hand and he’d drape his back legs over my arm. He would stay like that for hours he was so content

I don’t have any pictures of him handy, but he was adorable. Calico colored with short hair up front and long hair in back. And he was a big boi! He wasn’t fat, just grew very large

NABDad@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 17:24 collapse

We have two girls of our own (Daisy and Rose). They get plenty to eat, but always act like they’re starving. They don’t steal food from each other, but they both act like someone is going to steal their food.

Etch had a traumatic youth because he was abused by his siblings (severely: torn ears and scars all over his belly). As such he wouldn’t tolerate the presence of any other guinea pigs. My daughter is his herd. He gets along well enough with our girls when he’s here now, but they stay in their own pen, so he still has a separation.

I think his time being the only pig in the pen has given him the confidence of a king. He lets food wait until he feels like eating it.

perishthethought@lemm.ee on 26 Nov 19:26 next collapse

This is just me, but bats give me the creeps so this is a personal nightmare IRL

pyre@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 22:44 next collapse

yeah I think they’re kinda cool from a distance but “what if rats could fucking fly” can’t be that fun up close.

Batman@sopuli.xyz on 26 Nov 22:55 collapse

Ride that fear. Conquer that fear. Control that fear. Use it to strike terror into your enemies hearts.

swab148@lemm.ee on 27 Nov 03:08 collapse

Step one: be born into obscene wealth

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk on 26 Nov 19:29 next collapse

Holy bat-bling!

WhyFlip@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 19:42 next collapse

That’s so adorably batty!

parody@lemmings.world on 26 Nov 19:47 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3bbdc4b5-64a8-48e8-b228-cec438c9e031.gif">

Big_Bob@hexbear.net on 26 Nov 20:22 next collapse

Yyyup, that’s the smile of a woman who wears bats as necklaces.

atomicorange@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 20:50 next collapse

I worked at a pet store in college. There was a really chill baby king snake there that I’d hang out with when I was working the cash register. He’d loop around my neck and just hang out like a little snake necklace for hours. Scared the shit out of a few customers who thought he was a piece of jewelry until he moved 😅

RandomStickman@fedia.io on 26 Nov 21:08 next collapse

Aw man I wish I could've hung out with animals when I worked cash

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Nov 21:39 collapse

Too busy serving them instead aye.

Edit: I realise this can go two ways. I’m implying that the customers are animals. Not that you worked serving up food.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works on 26 Nov 22:28 collapse

Jealous! Way better than a lap cat on so many levels…

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works on 26 Nov 21:01 next collapse

This is how I imagine half this sub spends their nights, the other half are sobbing at a 47 page scientific papers incorrect usage of the word “disambiguation”

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Nov 21:42 collapse

Disambiguate it for us. We don’t know what it means.

dragonfucker@lemmy.nz on 27 Nov 01:08 collapse

It’s when you write a diss track to take down the ambiguity

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works on 27 Nov 17:45 collapse

yoo o/ drag 🐉

Num10ck@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 21:55 next collapse

wow a bat flittered into me in my office hallway today, awkward flight like a moth, weighed practically nothing when it hit my leg. it was hairy and cute with black ears. i brought it outside. then i go on lemmy and see a fricken bat necklace.

ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca on 26 Nov 22:30 next collapse

Did it hit any bare skin? Might be a good idea to get shots for rabies. Bat bites and scratches can be so small we don’t feel them.

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Nov 23:57 next collapse

A bat being active during the day and colliding with you is very abnormal behavior. If rabies exists where you are (this includes the UK for bats) see a doctor ASAP. Like, I wouldn’t go to bed without doing it. It’s possible for you to be bitten without feeling it because of how small they are, and disorientation is a sign of rabies in bats.

It’s totally fixable even if it did have rabies and bite you, you just have to go get a (normal, NOT in the stomach) post-exposure shot.

Num10ck@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 01:47 collapse

you’re very right. i went and got the first shot. will need 4 total.

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 Nov 02:15 collapse

I’m glad you got seen by a doctor!

NJSpradlin@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 02:29 collapse

I mean, on the one hand, yes. But, we just missed out on the opportunity to relive the carbon monoxide Reddit saga in real time!

Edit: with a less happy ending, though.

Copythis@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 10:35 collapse

We did it guys!

Num10ck@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 17:04 collapse

seriously, i’m realizing now this might have saved my life.

ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca on 27 Nov 23:23 collapse

I’m glad we brought it up and glad you took it seriously!

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de on 27 Nov 00:14 next collapse

I agree with the others. Get a shot now. The survivability if rabies is virtually 0 when symptoms show up

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 04:18 collapse

Wait? Somebody survived rabies after symptoms show up?!

nieminen@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 05:18 next collapse

IIRC, there’s one tribe of humans somewhere that regularly survives rabies, but it’s some pretty entrenched genetics that they can’t replicate yet.

But beyond that, it’s basically a sure thing you’ll die.

TassieTosser@aussie.zone on 27 Nov 05:38 collapse

One girl did after they put her in an induced coma and hopped her up on antivirals. The treatment was called the Milwaukee Protocol but has only worked once.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 06:07 collapse

Still sounds awful.

I’m so glad my doc insists on jabbing me with almost every single vaccine he can get his hands on.

Infomatics90@lemmy.ca on 27 Nov 16:58 collapse

bats just look scary up close flying if your not used to it, but yeah they look like moths. source: used to see bats in old friends farm house.

Nounka@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 22:52 next collapse

Now… That is the cutest thing i saw today. And this afternoon i learned about mini cows. So that sais a lot.

beebarfbadger@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 23:14 next collapse

Imagine working in a gorilla sanctuary.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 01:11 next collapse

or a sperm bank

ZeffSyde@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 13:42 collapse

Show me a single law that does not permit the wearing of a tasteful pearl necklace.

kerrypacker@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 10:39 collapse

Tiny gorillas hanging on my neck.

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 26 Nov 23:19 next collapse

female bats still fly while menstruating

Masta_Chief@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 00:13 next collapse

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TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 27 Nov 02:20 collapse

Welcome to Bat Facts !

Lyrl@lemm.ee on 27 Nov 00:54 collapse

Estrus in bats - some bloody discharge while in the fertile part of their cycle. Only great apes have menstrual cycles (shedding unused uterine lining at the end of a cycle, NOT fertile when discharging blood).

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 27 Nov 01:37 collapse

Wicked just got a whole lot more interesting.

^fly^ ^my^ ^pretties!^

Hux@lemmy.ml on 27 Nov 00:14 next collapse

Hello, Covid-24!

lowleveldata@programming.dev on 27 Nov 07:40 next collapse

Is she eating those?

Hux@lemmy.ml on 27 Nov 15:46 collapse

Eating? No, of course not.

Look at this as the bat-world’s equivalent of that that Piper Perri meme.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 27 Nov 09:33 next collapse

In bat or other animal sanctuaries, all animals are checked and treated by vets, they are not a risk for the workers there.

Like this Lord of the Night <img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.vgy.me%2F3sQATC.png">

AquaTofana@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 16:41 collapse

OH MY GOD IS THAT A BAT SHAPED PACIFIER?! I CANNOT CONTROL MY CUTE AGGRESSION RIGHT NOW!

Agent641@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 10:51 collapse

Can’t believe the writers left us hanging for a sequel for so long!

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 01:11 next collapse

One person’s perk is another person’s nightmare.

invalid_name@lemm.ee on 27 Nov 02:33 collapse

One of these people is objectively wrong. Sorry.

apocalypticat@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 04:08 next collapse

“Bat drip” does not sound like something I want anywhere near my mouth if I’m being honest.

01011@monero.town on 27 Nov 10:46 next collapse

I’m genuinely envious.

Knelt6526@lemmynsfw.com on 27 Nov 12:36 next collapse

Illegally cute 🥺

Anticorp@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 17:37 collapse

Illegally smol bats?

explodicle@sh.itjust.works on 27 Nov 16:18 next collapse

+2 for baby bats

-1 for Papyrus

Infomatics90@lemmy.ca on 27 Nov 16:56 next collapse

Since I’m scared of the amount of viruses bats carry, I would be scared shitless. (as a sidenote I’m going to assume these bats are not carrying any viruses)

Anticorp@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 17:37 collapse

They live in a sanctuary. They’ve been coddled their whole lives.

Infomatics90@lemmy.ca on 27 Nov 17:39 collapse

yeah that’s what i thought.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 15:14 collapse

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