Caption this.
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 24 Jun 13:18
https://mander.xyz/post/14536830

#science_memes

threaded - newest

culpritus@hexbear.net on 24 Jun 14:37 next collapse

JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 Jun 14:38 next collapse

The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.

ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 14:43 next collapse

After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.

brown567@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 14:48 next collapse

SODA!!! =D

buh@hexbear.net on 24 Jun 15:05 next collapse

All I wanted was a Pepsi

LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 16:19 next collapse

Saddam Hussein

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 Jun 16:49 next collapse

Vampire soda, step 1 and 2

Venator@lemmy.nz on 24 Jun 20:10 next collapse

TFW the can has sharp edges.

meanmon13@lemmy.zip on 24 Jun 23:45 next collapse

6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.

librejoe@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 00:36 next collapse

How Marxists pray to satan.

Omega_Man@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 02:55 next collapse

So that’s how they make La Croix!

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 06:33 next collapse

Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.

veganpizza69@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 07:43 next collapse

Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.

Spesknight@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 08:28 next collapse

Solution to world thirst.

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Jun 08:41 next collapse

“how to refill your soda with hand ketchup”

Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com on 25 Jun 13:56 collapse

At the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.