culpritus@hexbear.net
on 24 Jun 14:37
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JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
on 24 Jun 14:38
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The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.
ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world
on 24 Jun 14:43
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After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.
brown567@sh.itjust.works
on 24 Jun 14:48
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JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!
The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.
After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.
SODA!!! =D
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Saddam Hussein
Vampire soda, step 1 and 2
TFW the can has sharp edges.
6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.
How Marxists pray to satan.
So that’s how they make La Croix!
Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.
Solution to world thirst.
“how to refill your soda with hand ketchup”
At the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.