Chirp in Fahrenheit
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 04 Sep 18:36
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xylol@leminal.space on 04 Sep 18:55 next collapse

We should stop using Fahrenheit and Celsius and use chirp

Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net on 04 Sep 19:21 collapse

It starts snowing at -8 chirps

arnitbier@sh.itjust.works on 04 Sep 18:59 next collapse

I dont like this nonsense. They never tell you what constitutes a chirp, is it chirp chirp? Is it each chirp cause that means its 140°. Like have you ever tried to actually use this in RL? It simply doesn’t work.

Its for a very specific region and a very particular cricket. So its bullshit to pass it off like some natural law

IndiBrony@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 19:11 next collapse

Counting the negative chirps is the worst. Like, why is there a -20ch marker if it’s never -20?

psx_crab@lemmy.zip on 05 Sep 00:54 collapse

Cricket will go “yeeep” if the temperature is in the negative Fahrenheit

Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone on 05 Sep 22:30 collapse

Check out Cricketunes cry for a great cricket sound

rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works on 04 Sep 19:56 next collapse

You’re telling me you cant keep track of 30-45 simple chirps off a standard reference cricket in a 15 second period? Did you even go to school dude?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Sep 20:30 next collapse

You’re telling me you cant keep track of 30-45 simple chirps off a standard reference cricket in a 15 second period?

That depends on whether it’s a frictionless sphere.

And009@lemmynsfw.com on 05 Sep 06:48 collapse

What about vector forces, like the wind, gravity. Not even getting into humidity and ability to hear specific sound frequencies.

And then we have to deal with… Math.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Sep 08:20 collapse

What about vector forces, like the wind, gravity

Not a fan. Let’s ignore those.

And then we have to deal with… Math.

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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world on 05 Sep 00:10 next collapse

standard reference cricket

Fuck

arnitbier@sh.itjust.works on 05 Sep 01:14 collapse

Well there is no standard, most crickets chirp different and at different speeds its not working in most places, so it narrows the observation not study really down to next to useless and an occasional huh look correlation, youre just the guy that believed it without thought and hasn’t traveled at ALL, or applied themselves to thinking outside their dogmatic-ass-box apparently.

DancingBear@midwest.social on 05 Sep 02:07 next collapse

No, they all chirp together, that’s kind of why they do it, maybe there are other insects chirping if you are in a more rural area like locusts or something that chirp really fast?

arnitbier@sh.itjust.works on 05 Sep 02:35 collapse

Use your goddamn brain, i literally said its a drone not individual chirping and its useless to use to gauge in most places without the specific “temperature cricket” its a drone of insects chirping there is no fucking obvious line for a chirp in a second, you have to capture one and even then its plain not how the chirping works

Literally listening to them now just nonstop chirp drone. That’s how most are. Read the fucking manual. Aka the study and what it says stop dramaing it up like a little bitch and pretending your being smart or anything other then the bitch you are being

Its literally no breaks for almost all regular crickets species except in specific regions in specifically north america which is what the study was saying.

Chirp chirp, chirp chirp is a fucking myth you made up in your heads to sounds like your not dumbasses in a tiny online space 😎👍

*scientifically known as Oecanthus fultoni. This species is often referred to as the “thermometer cricket” due to its reliable chirping behavior in relation to temperature.

No others. Just that one you small, yet sufficiently dumb, asses. 😥😥😭😭

DancingBear@midwest.social on 05 Sep 02:47 collapse

Ok, perhaps you are hearing a cacophony of other insects, or your hearing is different than mine.

Yes, I am a bitch but that is neither here nor there, but I can clearly hear a wave pattern with the chirps as I sit outside on my front porch, and I already knew about this cool way to measure the temperature in Fahrenheit… (I didn’t remember the number you had to add) ……obviously, we already know whether we are too hot or too cold without knowing the exact temperature though… it’s just a fun factoid when you’re camping

Also if you make a loud bang or a loud noise you can interrupt the chirping but they will continue… I don’t really know if grasshoppers have ears though, would be pretty dumb if they didn’t considering all the chirping they do

I believe I read or saw in a nature program though that they all chirp together like that to help deter predators from finding any one chirper…

arnitbier@sh.itjust.works on 05 Sep 02:50 collapse

So you can’t do it then and your just bullshitting to engage and pretending that’s not it for the sake of drams? I feel you could be more… satisfied doing something else. But you have some niceness and I don’t want to fuck your day up but this seems… Unproductive and only helpful to the one side from my point of view.

Good luck tho you seem alright in a way thats difficult

still this is discussion is retarded as the study has not been read by those that disagree. And are referencing the study for supporting evidence. That literally undermines what they are claiming and supporting my original statement so fuck off with that please

If there’s necessary drama that’s fine but this isn’t that for me 👍👍

DancingBear@midwest.social on 05 Sep 02:53 collapse

Not sure what you’re saying? You seem upset about life or something,

Are you having a bad day? feel free to vent…

Very strange lol why are you messaging me about Celsius?

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Celsius will never win!

rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works on 05 Sep 09:41 collapse

Maybe you should read a book friend.

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bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Sep 23:34 collapse

It must be in that small part of the world where temperature is measured in Fahrenheit. Eurasian, African, Australian or even South American crickets would never do that.

teletext@reddthat.com on 04 Sep 19:14 next collapse

So it’s 4°C, got it!

FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone on 04 Sep 19:18 next collapse

least convoluted way to measure a US measurement system

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world on 04 Sep 19:19 next collapse

Yeah, I’m going to hunt one down, and isolate it from all the others just so I can count its chirps so the count won’t be screwed up by being confused by other chirpers - all to avoid simply looking at all the other sources of said information that are much more readily available and convenient

Unless you’re doing some sort of environmental science experiment while living in a post-apocalyptic world where every pre-existing analog thermometer device for accomplishing this has somehow been destroyed, this is utterly useless.

DancingBear@midwest.social on 05 Sep 02:11 collapse

Only in the sense that knowing the exact temperature on an arbitrary scale is utterly useless. Even Celsius scale is arbitrary, I guess it does use one molecule at an arbitrary atmospheric pressure as a loose guide though…

Is it always 100 degrees Celsius in a vacuum? Because water boils in a vacuum.

CannonFodder@lemmy.world on 05 Sep 11:10 collapse

100 degrees Celsius is defined as the boiling point at exactly _1.0 atmospheric pressure _

Devadander@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 19:21 next collapse

Europeans in shambles

yesman@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 19:24 next collapse

I was trying to think of any situation where this would be useful and the only thing I come up with is a way to keep kids occupied during a camping trip.

ch00f@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 19:25 next collapse

That’s a grasshopper.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Sep 20:31 collapse

No wonder the weather has been so weird all week! We had the wrong insect controlling it!

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Sep 19:41 next collapse

Is that an AI generated thermometer? The scaling makes no sense whatsoever lol

Stillwater@sh.itjust.works on 04 Sep 19:49 next collapse

It makes absolutely no sense lol. Definitely AI

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Sep 21:09 collapse

No, it’s what happens of you don’t use a metric unit

ThunderComplex@lemmy.today on 04 Sep 22:14 collapse

No mate look on the right side, the number 20 is repeated. Ye imperial units are fucked but we are not at a point where 20 Celsius is equal to 2 different Fahrenheit values.

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Sep 22:37 next collapse

look on the right side

Thanks! I looked at the wrong side at first

No, I was just kidding, including the first comment. Both sides are messed up, it was a variation of the “anything but metric” meme.

Boddhisatva@lemmy.world on 05 Sep 01:05 collapse

Left side is wrong too. -10 Fahrenheit is colder than -20 Fahrenheit apparently.

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Sep 20:29 next collapse

That’s a grasshopper.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net on 05 Sep 10:00 collapse

Exactly. Quick image search will show you that cricket looks like this:

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quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Sep 20:30 next collapse

Everything except metric

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 04 Sep 21:46 next collapse

There are lots of cursed options

xkcd.com/3001/

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 04 Sep 22:56 next collapse

Wtf is going on with Dalton

Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Sep 03:32 next collapse

It’s a logarithmic scale based on Kelvin, but with constants shoved in there so 0 and 100 would agree with Celsius.

…stackexchange.com/…/john-daltons-temperature-sca…

spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works on 05 Sep 08:06 collapse

I’m more confused about Galen. -4 to 4, 0 is “normal”? 50 c is “normal”? For what??

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 05 Sep 12:48 collapse

In Galen’s scale, the 0 point is 22 °C, an alright room temperature, but the others are described too vaguely for us to convert. It might also be nonlinear. See the explainxkcd.com article

spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works on 05 Sep 16:01 collapse

Ohh ok thanks for that link! So it is non linear. But not even a consistent curve like log, just if less than zero some factor, if positive a different one. Yuck.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org on 05 Sep 21:07 collapse

That’s the conjecture by Randall and Explain XKCD wiki editors. We can’t tell either way, he just wasn’t specific enough. All we know is that 0 on the scale is 22 °C and that it goes 4 steps up to “very hot” and 4 steps down to “very cold”.

multifariace@lemmy.world on 05 Sep 12:17 collapse

His degrees X would be a good way to show changes over long periods of time by simply graphing the annual adjustments.

Botzo@lemmy.world on 04 Sep 23:17 next collapse
DancingBear@midwest.social on 05 Sep 02:00 collapse

I dunno, out of all the uses of metric system, Fahrenheit seems the more logical than the rest…

Metric temperature as Celsius is just as random as any other made up system of temperature measurement. Fahrenheit used the temperature of the human body to create his system, which makes a lot more sense than other systems.

I think our measurement of time for example is way more backwards than the fahrenheit system…

Kilometers and centimeters and distance totally makes more sense in metric but I am an American (USA American) and inches and miles are easier for me because of it ngl

MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works on 05 Sep 02:28 next collapse

Fahrenheit used the temperature of the human body to create his system, which makes a lot more sense than other systems.

What is 0°F in terms of the human body? I’m guessing that 100°F is supposed to be a normal human body temperature, but in reality that will vary from person to person and everybody I’ve met is usually 97-99 unless they have a fever.
In Celsius/Centigrade, 0° is the freezing point of water at 1 atmosphere of pressure, and 100° is the boiling point.
In Kelvin, 0 is absolute zero, and it scales with Celsius/Centigrade because anchoring it to water just makes sense.

Fahrenheit is fucking silly and people only defend it because it’s what they were familiar with growing up, so they teach the next generation the same thing, thus perpetuating the cycle of tradition for the sake of tradition.

DancingBear@midwest.social on 05 Sep 02:39 next collapse

From Wikipedia: ——————— Several accounts of how he originally defined his scale exist, but the original paper suggests the lower defining point, 0 °F, was established as the freezing temperature of a solution of brine made from a mixture of water, ice, and ammonium chloride (a salt).[2][3] The other limit established was his best estimate of the average human body temperature, originally set at 90 °F, then 96 °F (about 2.6 °F less than the modern value due to a later redefinition of the scale).[2] ———-

Any measurement of temperature is going to be relative to the atmospheric pressure among other variables… I’m not a scientist but Celsius is just as random… it may make more sense because freezing water and boiling water make sense to you with a refrigerator and stove… for most of human history this would not have made any sense……

There’s uses of metric that make a lot more sense, it is not my intention to defend imperial systems of measurement or whatever they are called, it is interesting to me though….

What are the measurements we can define where if we met a completely alien race from another solar system where we could immediately agree on the system… that’s probably the best one lol

Kelvin does make sense with the absolute zero thing, in my opinion at least… now I need to look up if there is a maximum temperature. And whether it matters lol… matter would probably fall apart at that temperature in which case it doesn’t matter anyways haha (edit: I just learned that Kelvin uses the same scale as Celsius apparently)

Get it? It wouldn’t matter 😂

Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Sep 03:11 next collapse

There is a theoretical max temperature, the Planck Temperature ≈ 1.416 x 10^42 K. It’s the temperature at which the wavelength of emitted light is the Planck length.

Basically, a system at planck temperature probably would consist of many tiny black holes, and adding energy to said system would create a larger black hole, thereby lowering the temperature.

DancingBear@midwest.social on 05 Sep 03:14 next collapse

Woooooah, man, but what if you put some weeeed in there man….

I thought a Planck was a small measure of distance? So that’s space,

I assume you have a idea what you know, space itself has energy?

Also, wouldn’t the black holes just combine, I assume these black holes are far apart in space?

I am not a physicist lol

I thought a black hole was a whole lot of stuff so a small black hole sounds off the charts ugh now I have to pretend to be a scientist and and go back to my mit free lectures damn it

Edit: In my imagination you’ve made me try to put a bunch of black holes kind of like dots on a black sheet of paper in the canvas of my imagination but if they were that close together they would just instantly combine or explode or something, the space between the dots would have to be some inconceivable distance for the “small” black holes to not combine and explode or gravitate the waves or whatever they do when they do that.

Or maybe it’s some perfect system where the small black holes are gravitating orbiting each other because we are talking about the maximum conceivable temperature so kind of like Led Zeppelin Pink Floyd or Bob Marley or something

Way cool, thank you :

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Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Sep 13:37 next collapse

The idea is that the tiny black holes are planck scale and they evaporate before they get anywhere near each other. Picture this:

It takes 10^20 Planck lengths to equal the diameter of a proton. It takes 10^20 protons to equal the diameter of the earth. And it takes 10^20 earths to equal the diameter of the observable universe.

DancingBear@midwest.social on 05 Sep 15:31 collapse

That’s wild

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 05 Sep 20:20 collapse

Simplified: A black hole is the result of density – how much mass you cram into how little space. If something is heavy enough, even light passing near it gets pulled in and swallowed, so there’s some area where no light escapes: a black hole.

The difficulty is that you need a lot of gravity to bend the course of light. Gravity gets stronger the closer you get to the center, so at a certain distance, it will be strong enough no matter how little mass the object has.

But most objects are simply too large: Light will bounce off without ever getting that close to the center. You’d need to squeeze them together real hard to make them small enough, but there are other forces trying to keep them in shape that will resist you.

What you mean with “a whole lot of stuff” is the way more stable black holes work in space: A bunch of stuff so heavy that its own gravity is stronger than the forces trying to keep shape. If it’s strong enough, it can pull itself together so close that it gets smaller than that distance. Thus, there’s now an area around it where light can be trapped.

If you involve quantum physics, things get fucky, and supposedly there actually is some radiation still escaping, which is what the other post referred to, but I’m out of my depth there. There are also different types of black holes with their own complications, a bunch of details I skipped and a lot more I don’t even know.

Space is awesome and big and full of nothing and tons of tiny, really fascinating bits of not-nothing sprinkled in, and we could spend our entire lives studying it and never know just how much we don’t.

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 07 Sep 18:22 collapse

That sounds like a misconception based on the misconception that the Planck Length is the smallest distance possible. Admittedly, I dropped out of physics 10 years ago so I might have no idea what I’m talking about.

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Sep 07:35 collapse

About the maximum temperature.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHyctwgE6m4

Crashumbc@lemmy.world on 05 Sep 02:48 collapse

Actually both freezing and boiling vary depending on your altitude…

Iunnrais@lemmy.world on 05 Sep 11:45 next collapse

I agree with you, except that I think the time system is great. It was deliberately designed to be maximally divisible, and makes a lot of sense in that manner. 12 hours of daylight— a highly divisible number, with 60 small (minuscule, or “minute”) divisions of the hour, which is even MORE divisible than 12. Then when time keeping got more accurate, they added a second division of 60 more parts, and… well, called ‘em seconds.

Basically, 12 and 60 are just so divisible they make really good bases.

DancingBear@midwest.social on 05 Sep 12:07 collapse

That’s really interesting thanks

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 08 Sep 15:26 collapse

huh? how is the freezing point and boiling point of water made up? how is the temperature of the human body better in any way?

The freezing and boiling points of water are by far the most logical reference points since anyone who wants to calibrate a thermometer will have access to water, and needs only go to the nearest ocean and bring some water to freezing and then boiling and making marks at each.

Celsius is the precise opposite of random.

DancingBear@midwest.social on 08 Sep 16:19 collapse

They are both random and arbitrary. Using the human body as a standard is probably useful for medical purposes… using water as a standard is probably useful for other purposes…

Considering temperature itself is dependent on other variables like atmosphere, any temerature system is going to be random and arbitrary…

Kelvin at least has a theoretical bottom for the coldest something can get maybe? But still, Kelvin is also arbitrary because it uses Celsius as a standard, which is random and arbitrary…

Why would you use a complex molecule like water? Why not hydrogen? Why would you use one earth atmosphere as a standard? Why not a vacuum?

It’s all random and arbitrary, sorry if you can’t see it.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 09 Sep 10:00 collapse

okay so yes you’re not serious and just trying to get a rise out of people, great to have that confirmed.

DancingBear@midwest.social on 10 Sep 00:01 collapse

Not sure what you are talking about but ok I guess lol

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml on 04 Sep 21:58 next collapse

Crickets in Antarctica be like: prihc

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip on 04 Sep 23:14 next collapse

And people say farenheight doesn’t have a use…

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 05 Sep 09:34 next collapse

In Celsius it is chirps in 8 seconds + 5 (Dolbear’s Law), but if you listen a single “Chirpffffffsss”, than better stay at home

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 07 Sep 18:21 collapse

About half the time and an easier addition? Metric wins again.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 07 Sep 18:45 collapse

As always, metrics with clear rules are always better as random metrics by bodyparts of an King in the past, apart avoiding errors. Ask the NASA, crashing 2 Mars probes using the Imperial system.

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BootLoop@sh.itjust.works on 05 Sep 12:09 next collapse

What use is the Fahrenheit measurement though? I thought only one or two countries use it.

Routhinator@startrek.website on 05 Sep 12:14 next collapse

US and … maybe Israel? Those are the two countries that use the US “Simple English” while the rest of us know what a U is for and how to say Z… so if they also both used F that would track.

_stranger_@lemmy.world on 05 Sep 12:42 collapse

Two countries and crickets apparently.

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world on 06 Sep 07:33 collapse

Just as God intended

vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Sep 18:50 next collapse

This is bullshit

stevedice@sh.itjust.works on 07 Sep 18:19 collapse

Am I the only one who thought that was a really shiny grasshopper?