Doctor Debates
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 30 Jun 14:07
https://mander.xyz/post/33116490

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Nakoichi@hexbear.net on 30 Jun 14:09 next collapse

Duodenum diddy dum diddy day

artifex@lemmy.zip on 30 Jun 14:16 next collapse

It’s what the internet was made for.

tpihkal@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 14:36 next collapse

The Internet is for porn.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 18:07 collapse

grab your dick and double click

Quadhammer@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 14:40 next collapse

I’m a practicing gastrointestinal and thoracic surgeon for 20 years and MY dick is a murder weapon

FelixCress@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 19:51 collapse

This is what internet was made for:

youtu.be/j6eFNRKEROw

artifex@lemmy.zip on 30 Jun 20:05 collapse

Never. EVER see this with your parents, even if it is “on Broadway”

otacon239@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 20:11 collapse

I got the chance to see this live and some of those scenes would make you bright red around your parents. I can confirm this advice. Great show otherwise!

fartographer@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 14:45 next collapse

They should test it out on each other to find out who’s right. Loser wins.

Speiser0@feddit.org on 30 Jun 14:45 next collapse

You can’t show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they’re talking about!

cannedtuna@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 15:12 next collapse

For real. We need context

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 30 Jun 15:20 collapse

Lemmy grant awards for whoever can find it.

teletext@reddthat.com on 30 Jun 15:25 collapse

reddthat.com/comment/19847669 Do I get a cookie?

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Jun 15:50 collapse

You get tracking cookies from our 384 close affiliates.

JayGray91@piefed.social on 30 Jun 15:16 next collapse

I concur. We need to assess it as well.

asqapro@reddthat.com on 30 Jun 17:36 collapse

Anime pic source: danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5453193?q=parent%3A54531… (NSFW)

Artist is kanonfuee / Kiri Yukino (NSFW site)

Speiser0@feddit.org on 30 Jun 20:43 collapse

Thanks! That’s deep.

teletext@reddthat.com on 30 Jun 15:24 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/514/780/ffc.png">

knowyourmeme.com/photos/2514780-twitter-x

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 30 Jun 15:26 next collapse

Grant awarded. Have your upvotes. I’ll switch the image too!

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 30 Jun 15:40 next collapse

I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.

angelmountain@feddit.nl on 30 Jun 16:25 next collapse

Is there a difference between the two different entrances?

abcdqfr@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 17:47 collapse

Grok, define entrance…

ignotum@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 21:16 collapse

Michael from Vsauce, how many holes does the human body have?

Speiser0@feddit.org on 30 Jun 20:40 collapse

It makes so much more sense now, thanks!

GammaGames@beehaw.org on 30 Jun 15:50 next collapse

10-30% seems pretty high to dismiss

Skullgrid@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 17:15 next collapse

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying “this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital”

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 18:06 collapse

then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that’s bigger than the penetrated line.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 18:48 next collapse

“This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!”

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml on 30 Jun 19:35 collapse

Those dildos are soft and compressable

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml on 30 Jun 20:17 collapse

Investment idea: dildos that work like those prop knives that retract

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 20:52 collapse

given some porn i… my friend… saw, ive seen so many didlos that might as well be

MossyFeathers@pawb.social on 30 Jun 17:51 next collapse

Meanwhile I’ve seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don’t know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, “that’s not how vaginas work, what the fuck” and my response was mostly, “I know, that’s why I sent it to you lmao”

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 18:05 next collapse

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it’s way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works on 30 Jun 19:00 collapse

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 19:10 collapse

Who knows, maybe he would have lost his fortune on the BadDragon website

Noja@sopuli.xyz on 30 Jun 19:52 collapse

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it’s done with practice and stretching

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 30 Jun 21:24 collapse

Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org on 30 Jun 17:53 next collapse

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don’t know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I’ll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

FelixCress@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 19:48 collapse

Can you add marks like these?

BurgerBaron@piefed.social on 30 Jun 18:30 next collapse

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

dubyakay@lemmy.ca on 30 Jun 21:28 collapse

What does this “save” button do? Let me test quick.

pressanykeynow@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 21:40 collapse

So? What does it do?

Edit. Nevermind. It makes stains on your clothes and around you.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world on 30 Jun 22:08 next collapse

mine made my phone all sticky.

dubyakay@lemmy.ca on 30 Jun 22:44 collapse

I have found that the usage of metric and imperial is inconsistent.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 30 Jun 21:23 next collapse

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 30 Jun 21:36 next collapse

What’s more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn’t possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they’re tough, but they aren’t jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there’s a small chance it wouldn’t be hard enough. It’s already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it’s some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that’s maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn’t even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it’s rare.

Grass@sh.itjust.works on 30 Jun 22:50 collapse

maybe the visualization in the image is wrong and the long dong is actually bending and folding over itself after reaching the stopping point. Not that I’d know…

MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 01 Jul 00:01 collapse

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone on 01 Jul 00:06 collapse

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.