OSHA says
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 02 Oct 15:28
https://mander.xyz/post/39154164

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bleistift2@sopuli.xyz on 02 Oct 16:42 next collapse

My parents never had sex! I was brought by the stork.

Was that stork called Antonov?

– A lighthearted conversation from my school years.

TheRealKuni@piefed.social on 02 Oct 19:06 collapse

Do you weigh several thousand kilograms?

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 02 Oct 17:36 next collapse

And OSHA said

Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.

Wilco@lemmy.zip on 02 Oct 17:48 next collapse

Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a crane.

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world on 03 Oct 05:42 collapse

Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork…lift.

JustRalph@lemmy.world on 03 Oct 11:33 collapse

A toast!

To the stork, who brings good babies. :) To the raven, who brings bad babies. :( To the swallow, who brings… no babies. ;)