veganpizza69@lemmy.world
on 28 Jun 16:24
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Falustarfish
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 28 Jun 16:27
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the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother
galom@sh.itjust.works
on 28 Jun 16:50
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Slumber Party
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
on 28 Jun 16:55
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Your partner will finally be pleased!
uservoid1@lemmy.world
on 28 Jun 17:00
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It’s a five star porn-hub
samus12345@lemmy.world
on 28 Jun 17:02
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“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
on 28 Jun 17:26
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“I give this orgy 5 stars!”
abfarid@startrek.website
on 28 Jun 17:41
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Patrick PornStar
lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 28 Jun 19:20
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So that’s what they do with it after bottom surgery
threaded - newest
Pentacock
Patrick and his five brothers.
I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick’s cousin that he didn’t even know existed…
They call him Dickie
StarDict
Organic free range dildo star before harvest
That’s a starprick if I’m not mistaken
<img alt="" src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/966mY7By36UAAAAC/guardians-of-the-galaxy-who.gif">
Stellatum glandem
Mr. Stealyourgirl
Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!
Welcome to Five Guys!
Fivehead.
The Seanis
Cocktopus
Fuck I was gonna say that :'(
Patdick Star
But I don’t wanna pat the dicks
Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.
A growing star.
Boner’s star.
Moby’s Dicks
Ass to ass!
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/263eeef9-5328-4c1a-a076-50789065ab98.gif">
That’s a penisea star
Five girls one star
The cocktail starfish
Paige, no, no, no, no, no!
Your mom’s fidget spinner.
Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
5 player co-op
Falustarfish
the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother
Slumber Party
Your partner will finally be pleased!
It’s a five star porn-hub
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
“I give this orgy 5 stars!”
Patrick PornStar
So that’s what they do with it after bottom surgery
This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.
“No, this is Patrick”
Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
It ain’t gonna sucker itself.
PENVS
<img alt="" src="https://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/4d5e0cf8-5fd0-418a-88fe-35abe18db445.webp">
The penis wheel
Pentapenis
Starfucker
Dickstar
Gatling penis
Adult fidget spinner.