what is north?
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 04 Jun 03:14
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saltesc@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 03:53 next collapse

I assume they mean “just north of Antarctica”. But really it could be any body of water on the planet it could fit in.

wander1236@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 03:59 next collapse

Yeah, the Weddell Sea is basically in Antarctica

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saltesc@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 17:38 collapse

Ah. South of the Arctic.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 04:04 next collapse

Yeah even “near Antarctica” narrows it down to the South Atlantic, South Pacific and South Indian oceans.

FiskFisk33@startrek.website on 04 Jun 04:58 collapse

if we suppose “just” means near in this context, “Just north of antarctica” and “Near antarctica” has exactly the same meaning.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 15:12 collapse

It still narrows it down to about 1/8th of the Earth’s surface area.

iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 04:10 collapse

“Just north of Antarctica” is still not helpful at all though. Even a hemisphere would narrow it down more.

evidences@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 04:26 next collapse

Just north of Antarctica in the southern hemisphere.

grue@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 04:36 collapse

Listen here you little shit.

stebo02@sopuli.xyz on 04 Jun 07:36 collapse

lol what else did they mean by hemisphere? is there an eastern and a western hemisphere?

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 08:32 collapse

Yes! Divided by the prime meridian and the antimeridian. That’s a good question, though.

stebo02@sopuli.xyz on 04 Jun 09:44 collapse

That feels wrong though. First of all the prime meridian is completely arbitrary (as opposed to the equator), and in some parts of the world like Japan and New Zealand the “western” hemisphere would actually be closest towards the east.

SpikesOtherDog@ani.social on 04 Jun 11:03 collapse

It is arbitrary! England declared themselves the center of the world, and everyone else went with it.

then_three_more@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 04:28 next collapse

It literally says beneath the Weddell sea.

anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 05:40 collapse

But where is the Weddell sea?

ramble81@lemm.ee on 04 Jun 06:06 next collapse

Just north of Antarctica

meeeeetch@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 10:03 collapse

It’s wrapped around by that peninsula that juts toward(ish) the Andes.

ohulancutash@feddit.uk on 04 Jun 04:39 next collapse

The location is being kept secret to prevent looting.

lvxferre@mander.xyz on 04 Jun 05:48 next collapse

Yeah… probably “between Antarctica and the South Atlantic” would be the best reference here.

[Now it’s probably not the time for me to ramble on how the Atlantic should be considered two oceans instead of one, right?]

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 06:02 next collapse

The peninsula is considered the north side. So the location of the shipwreck is south of South America.

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oo1@lemmings.world on 04 Jun 07:04 next collapse

Hey it’s just south of Orkney. Small world.

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 16:36 collapse

the peninsula is considered the north side

look at the peninsula

it’s on the west side

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Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jun 18:07 next collapse

You’re looking at it from the South Pole, so there is no West, only North.

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 18:36 collapse

Well sure, and I get that, but the map we’re looking at clearly has a W-E line marked, presumably on the prime meridian. It’s pretty westerly in that regard which seems like a pretty sensible perspective to me on how to navigate at the south pole.

If you handed me this map and told me to go North I would go to Dronning Maud Land.

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 18:12 collapse
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee on 04 Jun 08:21 collapse

It is helpful in that it gives an idea of what sort of waters it sank at. Being close to Antarctica my mind immediately goes to heavy seas with cold weather.

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 03:54 next collapse

Baby don’t hurt me.

Wakmrow@hexbear.net on 04 Jun 03:58 next collapse

“this is a picture of me when I was younger” - Mitch Hedberg

lath@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 04:08 next collapse

Don’t be too hard on them, they’re new.

BumbyJohnson@lemmygrad.ml on 04 Jun 04:52 next collapse

They must be thinking in Mercator map instead of Globe.

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 04 Jun 04:54 next collapse

Might as well just write it’s north of south

not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 04:59 next collapse

Narrowed it down to a single planet.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Jun 08:37 next collapse

narrowed it down to 95% of a single planet!

melooone@feddit.org on 04 Jun 17:20 collapse

If you exclude the landmass you narrowed it down to ~70% of a single planet.

marius@feddit.org on 04 Jun 12:54 collapse

What a shame. A wreck on another planet would have been way more interesting

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl on 04 Jun 05:05 next collapse

most probably between southamerica and antartica.

Revan343@lemmy.ca on 04 Jun 05:08 collapse

See that actually does narrow it down

pomfegranate@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 05:21 next collapse

We don’t talk about what’s South of Antarctica

dellish@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 09:53 collapse

You mean beyond the ice wall that marks the edge of the disc? We’re not allowed to know /s

lvxferre@mander.xyz on 04 Jun 05:43 next collapse

If “north of Antarctica” isn’t enough to narrow it down, here are a few tips: it’s also south of the Arctic, further from the Sun than Venus, closer to the Sun than Mars. Now it’s easy to find it!

TheOctonaut@mander.xyz on 04 Jun 05:55 next collapse

Are kids today so Vine-brained they don’t understand headline syntax? The Weddell Sea just north of Antarctica.

raltoid@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 06:24 next collapse

For further clarification:

The Antarctic Peninsula(the long bit sticking out) is the furtest part away from the south pole in the antarctic and is thus the northernmost part, and is generally considered to be the “north” when using cardinal directions there. The Weddell Sea is off the coast of the peninsula.

kautau@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 07:50 collapse

And is part of the southern ocean, to make it real clear

Wolf@lemmy.today on 04 Jun 08:52 next collapse

We all probably understood that’s what they meant but it’s funny and not super clear. “The Weddell Sea just north of Antarctica.” or “The Weddell Sea near Antarctica.” work much better.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 04 Jun 19:24 collapse

“off the coast of” is the phrasing I would have used. I’ve honestly never heard of the Weddell sea until just now.

yozul@beehaw.org on 04 Jun 09:54 next collapse

The entire Weddell Sea is just north of Antarctica. That’s where the Weddell Sea is. The problem is that everything near Antarctica is just north of Antarctica, including things on the complete opposite side of the entire continent. It’s just a way of saying near Antarctica that sounds like you’re giving more information than you really are.

meeeeetch@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 10:07 next collapse

If you leave Antarctica, you’re heading north. Is it North of Antarctica toward Australia, South Africa, Patagonia or some other northerly direction from Antarctica?

That’s the ambiguity inherent to the headline.

TheOctonaut@mander.xyz on 04 Jun 14:20 collapse

Where else would you succinctly say the Weddell sea is?

meeeeetch@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 15:09 collapse

East of the Antarctic peninsula.

Anyplace off the coast of Antarctica is, by definition, north of it. But the Weddell Sea is a specific area of the Southern Ocean.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip on 04 Jun 10:34 next collapse

Headline syntax sucks.

flora_explora@beehaw.org on 04 Jun 11:58 collapse
abfarid@startrek.website on 04 Jun 06:18 next collapse

<img alt="Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?" src="https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/3d538162-8931-4ae3-b53f-8de320f7aca9.jpeg">

recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 05 Jun 13:26 collapse

Fun fact: I have never actually seen a clip of this with audio, so I always give this guy the Skeletor voice in my head and I just realized he probably doesn’t sound like that.

abfarid@startrek.website on 05 Jun 22:29 next collapse

I might have seen it once a long time ago, but I don’t remember what he sounded like, so I can’t confirm that for you.

monotremata@lemmy.ca on 06 Jun 00:01 collapse
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NewDark@hexbear.net on 04 Jun 07:35 next collapse

But they aren’t wrong

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 04 Jun 08:34 next collapse

Just in the South of the Arctic

detun3d@lemm.ee on 04 Jun 10:01 next collapse

Baby don’t drift me 🎶🎵

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca on 04 Jun 12:56 collapse

No moor

detun3d@lemm.ee on 04 Jun 15:44 collapse

This is the stuff I’m in Lemmy for. 💛

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 04 Jun 12:20 next collapse

Anyway this turns only absurd if it referred to the exact pole, geographic or magnetic, but not from the continent as is.

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca on 04 Jun 13:08 next collapse

Was Ernest okay?

I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org on 04 Jun 13:24 next collapse

A bit damp, but no complaints. Considering a new career distributing swords.

blarghly@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 14:36 collapse

Eventually, yes! To find out how, read his book. It’s honestly one of the best books I’ve ever read.

kalpol@lemm.ee on 04 Jun 18:06 collapse

Also the miniseries with Kenneth Branagh is pretty good. Then for counterpoint watch The Last Place on Earth

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 13:20 next collapse

Of course they aren’t going to give the exact location. That wreck would be ransacked for scrap metal if it isn’t resting too deep. Like in Indonesia several WW2 shipwrecks have gone missing.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 13:34 next collapse

3000 meters is pretty fucking deep.

Like - 6 times deeper than the deepest hardsuit dive in history.

There’s only a few ships in the world that can salvage at that depth, and they’re not fly-by-night pirate operations.

isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Jun 14:18 collapse

a fun fact about this, by the way

the reason we scavenge steel from old shipwrecks is because all modern peoduced steel is contaminated with a miniscule - but still present - amount of radioactive isotopes, incompatible with some incredibly precise scientific instruments and other nieche, but essential applications, that not only require old steel, but old steel that wasn’t exposed to all the radioactive fallout during the nuclear tests in the cold war, hence why the sunken ships.

wikipedia article

adding a personal note here, if some nuclear tests around the world contaminated everything THIS MUCH, what will we say about microplastics in a couple decades? just food for thought

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 04 Jun 19:22 collapse

People have been talking shit about microplastic contamination for a while now…

_stranger_@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 19:51 collapse

You can’t see radiation filling up a bird’s stomach. People are, ultimately, very bad about dealing with things we cannot see.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jun 15:45 next collapse

Mark here either has poor reading comprehension, or is intentionally being a little shit by cherry picking part of the title and not reading the whole thing.

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The location specified is not ‘north of Antarctica’.

It is, ‘the Weddell Sea, north of Antarctica.’

Giving ‘the Weddell Sea’ as the location is actually decently specific, and the ‘north of Antarctica’ that follows is modifying / adding to the description of ‘the Weddell Sea’… not the entirety of the location description.

I would snarkily, rhetorically, ask if people are even taught how to diagram out a sentence structure anymore, but I already know the answer is ‘not really, no’, because the average adult American literacy level is that of a 6th grader.

Mark, and anyone else who also finds this to be a funny, poignant zinger, need to go back to middle school and relearn grammar.

rumba@lemmy.zip on 04 Jun 16:05 next collapse

Yup, by naming Wedell, they located it quite well; there are 13 small named seas completely encircling Antarctica. By naming any of them, you can reasonably locate (to any point that matters to dear reader) the wreck

Wolf@lemmy.today on 05 Jun 00:09 collapse

Sure, if you happen to already know where the Wedell Sea is or if you look it up it you can reasonably locate it, in which case adding the “north of Antarctica” part is superfluous. But if you don’t already know where the Wedell Sea is, adding in the “north of Antarctica” part doesn’t actually narrow it down any, which is why it’s a funny thing to point out.

If they had wrote “just north of Antarctica” or “off the coast of Antarctica” or “near Antarctica”, that would have narrowed it down significantly.

Now that I have thoroughly explained the joke, I imagine it’s much funnier now.

I’m sure that “Mark “Three-Jabs” Newton” and the rest of us who found this funny were able to deduce from the context that is actually what the writer meant . That isn’t what they actually wrote though so “sp3ctr4l” is not only incorrect in asserting that Mark has “poor reading comprehension”, he is also wrong that ‘reading the whole thing’ would have clarified things and was extremely condescending about his incorrect statement at the same time, which makes him kind of an ass imo.

He was correct that Mark was “intentionally being a little shit” so 1 out of 3 wouldn’t have been so bad if he weren’t such a douche about it at the same time.

rumba@lemmy.zip on 05 Jun 10:09 collapse

It’s much funnier now

Nah, It was rather self-explanatory, I believe most of us read it is more of a pedantic thing than a joke. Sadly, explaining the pedantic thing at length reinforced that substantially. :)

dmention7@lemm.ee on 04 Jun 16:53 next collapse

While you’re not wrong, you’re also massively over-analyzing and "WELL AKSHULLY"ing what appears to be a silly one-liner, not a serious attempted dunk on the article.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jun 16:56 collapse

I am not going to apologize for having humor standards above that of a middle schooler.

dmention7@lemm.ee on 04 Jun 17:30 collapse

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 17:10 next collapse

I would snarkily, rhetorically, ask if people are even taught how to diagram out a sentence structure anymore, but I already know the answer is ‘not really, no’, because the average adult American literacy level is that of a 6th grader.

I agree with your overall statement. Just wanted to point out that there are a lot more people than Americans out there.

xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jun 17:13 next collapse

show me which part of Weddell Sea isn’t North of Antarctica

bitchkat@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 17:48 collapse

It looks like some parts are south, east or west of parts of Antarctica. Sure, it’s all north of the south pole but that isn’t the question.

xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jun 17:59 next collapse

right, but everything in the world except for Antarctica is North of Antarctica… including all of Weddell Sea

bitchkat@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 20:10 collapse

No. There are parts of Antarctica that are north of the sea. That is, you can be in Alaska and travel south and hit the sea. It really depends on where the two points are.

xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jun 21:33 collapse

the parts of weddell sea that are south of antarctica are also north of antarctica….

Wolf@lemmy.today on 04 Jun 23:41 collapse

There is no part of the Weddell Sea, or any sea that is South of Antarctica.

xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Jun 12:01 collapse

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here i drew you a picture

Wolf@lemmy.today on 05 Jun 15:17 collapse

:)

Wolf@lemmy.today on 04 Jun 23:39 collapse

Which part is south of Antarctica?

jj4211@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 17:17 next collapse

It is still valid to point out that “north of Antartica” is a silly phrase in context, even though it’s fine given the more specific Weddell Sea information. If you did want to help readers know the story based on a more well-known landmark, a less silly phrase would have been simply been “Weddell Sea, near Antarctica”.

blackbrook@mander.xyz on 05 Jun 16:11 collapse

I’d go with “the Antarctic’s Weddell Sea”.

frostysauce@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 17:28 next collapse

You’re not wrong, you’re just insufferable.

_stranger_@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 19:45 collapse

Nah, spectral IS wrong. The “complaint” isn’t arguing grammar, it’s explicitly pointing out that there’s a very unhelpful couple of words in the sentence.

The sentence “I live north of Antarctica.” gives you basically zero information but is perfectly grammatically correct.

The line may as well have been “The weddel sea, which is made of water,…”

WolfLink@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 18:45 next collapse

Weddell sea is good, mentioning Antarctica is good, the word “North” is meaningless in this context which is what the OP is laughing about.

drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 04 Jun 23:02 collapse

It should probably say, “off the Antarctic coast”, or even “X kilometers off the Antarctic coast”.

Tja@programming.dev on 04 Jun 18:51 next collapse

Nope. You could as well say: Mediterranean Sea, north of Antarctica.

I have two dollars, less than infinity.

The temperature is pleasant, higher than absolute zero.

Doesn’t add anything. There are no seas south of Antarctica.

Nalivai@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 20:07 next collapse

It adds something, it specifies the nearest location, if we assume the basic sanity of the sentence. Mediterranean Sea, north of Antarctica would be insane thing to say. Mediterranean Sea, north of Africa however is a proper signifier.

FelixCress@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 12:00 collapse

Is there any Mediterranean Sea south of Africa?

Nalivai@lemmy.world on 06 Jun 09:48 collapse

If you don’t know where Mediterranean Sea is, saying it’s north of Africa is a useful thing. Regardless of how many Mediterranean Seas there are.

LotrOrc@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 21:00 collapse

The map he linked literally shows the Ross sea south of Antarctica.

Also since its earth is spherical and its near the south pole you can really go any direction and find a sea… that just becomes a matter of perspective.

In this case, specifically, the wedell sea is to the north of the continent

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Jun 21:09 next collapse

Tthat’s not south of Antarctica though. It’s below, in terms of the map’s perspective, but “absolute south” is the middle of the picture. Anywhere outside Antarctica is north of Antarctica.

piccolo@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 21:30 next collapse

Let me guess, you think earth is flat cause maps are flat.

LotrOrc@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 22:01 collapse

Tell me you didnt read my comment without telling me

piccolo@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 22:17 collapse

I did. Doesnt mean you made any sense. Any direction from Antarctica is north no matter what perspective.

Tja@programming.dev on 05 Jun 05:42 next collapse

I’m not sure you understand what south means. It’s not “on the bottom of a map”, it’s “towards the south pole”. The south pole is in the middle of the linked map. On Antarctica.

Squorlple@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 12:46 collapse

The perspective of a map does not change how the cardinal directions relate to each other. You may be confused about how in slang, “south” may mean below and “north” may mean “above”, but that slang usage does not apply with geography where these terms are rigidly defined. The South Pole is categorically the southernmost point* — there is no location more south than the South Pole. The South Pole is located within Antarctica; ergo, there is no location more south than Antarctica.

*it’s beside the point to distinguish between the Magnetic South Pole and the True South Pole for this discussion but I figured I’d mention it

SloganLessons@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 19:58 next collapse

Or - bear with me here - it’s just a funny detail and people are laughing about it. Because any sea is obviously going to be north of it

LotrOrc@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 20:58 collapse

Just looking at that map seems to show the Ross sea to the south

SloganLessons@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 21:04 next collapse

Uh?

TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com on 04 Jun 22:46 next collapse

Nothing is more South than the south pole. Everything is north of it. The map is looking directly at the “bottom” of the earth.

meliaesc@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 23:09 next collapse

Sir do you know how globes work?

skisnow@lemmy.ca on 05 Jun 02:36 next collapse

I think he’s probably trolling us, because he’s doubling down on it elsewhere in the thread in face of all the people explaining it to him. Nobody is that dumb.

[deleted] on 05 Jun 13:37 collapse

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KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca on 05 Jun 16:23 collapse

I see you’ve bought into the globey lie of a round earth.

ardrak@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 23:31 collapse

Probably the author made this exact mistake

QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 20:21 next collapse

A 6th grader’s literacy level means they can write a book report.

p3n@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 22:36 next collapse

The Weddell Sea, north of Antarctica, brought to you by the department of redundancy department.

Etterra@discuss.online on 04 Jun 22:58 next collapse

Yeah that popped out to me immediately. I looked up the Weddell Sea and as your shared map shows, it’s a big but well identified area. It’s not like they said it’s in the Pacific Ocean or some shit.

Krudler@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 02:24 next collapse

You better believe I’m here for this squabbling

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Jun 15:38 next collapse

Prime “AKSHUALLY” moment.

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 16:01 collapse

Could you enlighten me, then? How on earth does “north of Antarctica” modifiy or add to “the Weddell Sea” in any way, shape, or form?

andyspam@sh.itjust.works on 05 Jun 17:52 collapse

The Endurance has been found, 3000 metres beneath the Weddell Sea, [which is]north of Antarctica.

See nonrestrictive modifiers

RedAggroBest@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 18:03 next collapse

I’m wondering if you fail to realize that the entirety of the antarctic coast is “north of Antarctica” which makes the description a virtually useless modifier.

Nothing wrong with the grammar, just the logic.

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 19:45 collapse

It seems they forgot to mention it was on earth. They really should have indicated it was within the solar system too. No mention of being located in the Milky Way galaxy or the known universe either.

[deleted] on 04 Jun 16:00 next collapse

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iAvicenna@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 16:59 next collapse

ZeroDivisionError: division by zero

glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz on 04 Jun 18:31 next collapse

I can construct a weird true statement from this: All continents besides Antarctica are located North of the South-Pole.

Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 04 Jun 20:27 collapse

Technically, almost all of Antarctica is located north of the south pole

Hadriscus@lemm.ee on 05 Jun 18:08 collapse

If the south pole is a point, then it has no surface area, so the entirety of antartica is located north of the south pole

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 18:55 next collapse

TBF it’s also south of the Arctic Ocean.

LordWiggle@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 21:20 next collapse

I can specify: south of the arctic.

ZombieMantis@lemmy.world on 04 Jun 21:34 next collapse

I’ll have to use that one.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jun 23:16 next collapse

Here I’ll help, it’s also south of the North Pole.

daddycool@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 13:13 collapse

And west of the equator.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 05 Jun 00:19 next collapse

Near the British Empire then.

borax7385@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 05:58 next collapse

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ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca on 05 Jun 16:35 collapse

Top left corner is the Weddell Sea so we know it’s somewhere in that direction

Hadriscus@lemm.ee on 05 Jun 18:06 collapse

everybody know “top-left” means north-west ! just say that !

garlicandonions@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 12:04 next collapse

I appreciate the “perhaps”, like, the headline qualifies how annoyed they are at imprecision.

Bluewing@discuss.online on 05 Jun 12:22 next collapse

I don’t know where his ship is, but the man had great taste in blended Scotch! If you run across a bottle of Shackleton in your local liqueur store, buy it.

Case@lemmynsfw.com on 05 Jun 12:39 next collapse

I used to ask my dad where we were on car trips.

“Directly above the center of the earth.” Thanks asshole.

JargonWagon@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 13:34 next collapse

That’s a good one *takes notes

Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 16:24 collapse

The earth is a bit lumpy, so chances are that was a lie and he was actually lost and couldn’t figure out how to get everybody else out of the car so he could go on a trip to get milk.

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 16:31 collapse

*Directly above the gravitational center of mass of the Earth

Sheeeeesh, happy?

Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 22:21 collapse

I should’ve put “ackshually” and /s

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 23:35 collapse

I guess I should have too, I was playing along with you :P

Bieren@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 12:45 next collapse

I’m good with it. Keep it somewhat hidden. Once the position gets out, every asshat with a scuba tank and calls themselves “an explorer” will ruin the place.

rockstarmode@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 16:03 collapse

asshat with a scuba tank

3000 meters beneath the Weddell Sea

Good luck

Bieren@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 16:21 collapse

Someone will try it don’t worry.

That or some billionaire will send private subs down to it.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca on 05 Jun 16:31 collapse

From what I’ve read, billionaires need more private sub trips

squaresinger@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 13:42 next collapse

Better north of antarctica than north of arctica.

AnalogNotDigital@lemmy.wtf on 05 Jun 17:32 collapse

It’s like a basic reading comprehension thing…

The ship is located in the Weddell Sea, which is north of Antarctica.

pyre@lemmy.world on 05 Jun 18:19 next collapse

they’re saying everywhere outside Antarctica is north of Antarctica, so that doesn’t add anything. it’s deliberately obtuse for humorous effect. basic joke comprehension should be a thing.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 06 Jun 10:48 collapse

Or south from the Equator line.