High-risk
from ekZepp@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz on 23 Mar 12:26
https://lemmy.world/post/27279555

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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 12:47 next collapse

Dividing by zero?

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 23 Mar 13:47 next collapse

Days Since Someone Divided By Zero In Workplace

NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml on 23 Mar 14:56 collapse

Dividing zero by zero?

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee on 23 Mar 16:17 next collapse

Massive mathematical explosion

MisterFrog@lemmy.world on 25 Mar 13:18 collapse

I did this today while in excel. I knew what would happen. Call of the void. The undefined void.

otacon239@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 14:19 next collapse

This has Funniest Joke energy to it

FaceDeer@fedia.io on 23 Mar 14:33 next collapse

Reminds me of SCP-1313.

21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com on 23 Mar 16:33 next collapse

It’s been at least a year or so since I went on an SCP binge but I don’t remember threat levels being a thing. They were going for more a three category system last time I was active in the community.

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 23 Mar 18:47 collapse

God damn I love that community.

FaceDeer@fedia.io on 23 Mar 19:26 collapse

One of the things I like about this one is that the containment procedures include:

As a way of limiting the impact of the anomaly, Foundation staff are to monitor all educational institutes for high rates of bear attacks

Implying that educational institutes have some rate of bear attacks that would not be considered "high."

Jolteon@lemmy.zip on 23 Mar 22:16 next collapse

Alaska does have schools.

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 24 Mar 06:38 collapse

One’s an accident. Two’s a coincidence. Three’s an SCP.

(And probably one of my faves.)

webadict@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 15:11 next collapse

Should’ve cut to an insurance agent denying coverage based on the actuarial table.

GraniteM@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 15:58 next collapse

Looks like he’s trying to avoid the Helvetica Scenario.

Arghblarg@lemmy.ca on 23 Mar 20:14 next collapse

So he’s wearing a … Hazmaths Suit?

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 23 Mar 20:57 next collapse

Classic Lemmy. Here we are cracking jokes from the luxury of our armchairs, whilst that man is out there risking life and limb.

Shame on you all.

absurdAuroch@lemmy.world on 23 Mar 22:03 collapse

To my brain the gloves look like hairy arms. That would mean somehow outside of the math containment a HAZMAT is necessary but you can touch the math with your bare hands.

Nelots@lemm.ee on 23 Mar 22:11 collapse

There’s no need to protect yourself with gloves, as not even deadly contaminants want to be near math.