Stupid Sexy Scientists
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 14 Sep 17:42
https://mander.xyz/post/37972324

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LillyPip@lemmy.ca on 14 Sep 19:38 next collapse

This is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net on 14 Sep 19:48 next collapse

Either fuck it, or fuck with it.

shneancy@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 21:24 next collapse

from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 14 Sep 23:28 next collapse

dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works on 16 Sep 06:14 collapse

damnit i want to go to space but I’m one of those kinky aces

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 06:40 collapse

you know what let’s build our own rocket with buffets and dildos

lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Sep 07:52 collapse

A buffet of dildos?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 17 Sep 15:55 collapse

one of those too!

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 05:42 next collapse

Dang I thought we were invisible.

SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de on 16 Sep 12:27 next collapse

vegetarians

So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?

shneancy@lemmy.world on 16 Sep 14:27 collapse

hence we’re sending the non-kinky ones

LillyPip@lemmy.ca on 16 Sep 20:24 collapse

But the aliens are plant-based…

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world on 15 Sep 01:34 collapse

First contact’s gonna be kinky

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 16 Sep 05:44 collapse

Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.

I’d be fine tho.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 16 Sep 22:54 collapse

Science is important