Oh Fuck
from fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 18 Mar 23:08
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/40293683
from fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz on 18 Mar 23:08
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/40293683
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And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH
I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!
That’s just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it’s hanging from the ceiling!
(And just because I couldn’t make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)
I was just joking also, the only reason I did not put the sarcasm tag was I had an iOS keyboard. Still not sure where that button is, someone said it’s next to the “any” key.
Oh, your joke was obvious enough.
I think nobody believes on a giant turtle nowadays… I mean, it’s hard to be certain, but I think a group like that would be famous.
Yes ! Indeed
The turtle moves!
This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtle on fire.
Your friend the Turtle… He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don’t you think? But also quite bizarre.
Hold me.
Big spoon, or little?
Yes.
I’m so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don’t worry. I’m not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.
Wait what’s this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)
not quite, Americans are Europeans as well… Just ancient.
/jk
It’s because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.
This is just a metaphor for Trump’s election.
Ah, I see it’s that time of the day again
Here I thought the onion was satire…
Thank God South America will be ok at least!
Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!
Happens literally everyday. Wth are the devs doing?
They’re lucky my ritual sacrifice works to make it rise again I’ll tell you that
DID I HEAR A BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Not again!
They can’t keep getting away with it!
It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Relevant XKCD
The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.
This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I’m rolling on the floor laughing rn.
But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was ‘no way that could happen’ instead of ‘it literally happens every day’.
The sun truly is setting in the west.
Ha ha onion go funny
Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration…
That is technically true, which is the best kind of true.