I wanna ROCK
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 04 Jan 17:53
https://mander.xyz/post/22960258

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expatriado@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 18:00 next collapse

this one could go troll or dumbass, hard to tell

pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online on 04 Jan 18:15 next collapse

Probably started as a troll and picked up by dumbasses. Like the Flat Earth Society.

Jolteon@lemmy.zip on 04 Jan 18:19 collapse

I wonder if the Finland conspiracy has any genuine believers yet…

NegativeInf@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 18:25 next collapse

I thought it was Belgium?

forrgott@lemm.ee on 04 Jan 18:29 next collapse

This kinda makes me feel old.

The version I heard I thought it was New Zealand… 😝

DrSleepless@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 19:01 next collapse

Wait, it’s not Iceland?

Mr_Fish@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 19:54 next collapse

I’ve also heard it’s Australia

Kraiden@kbin.earth on 04 Jan 20:17 collapse

New Zealand doesn't exist. Show me New Zealand on a map

(this joke works because New Zealand is left off of a stupid number of maps)

gwilikers@lemmy.ml on 04 Jan 19:06 next collapse

That sounds like something a Finn would say.

lugal@sopuli.xyz on 04 Jan 19:25 collapse

So Finns do exist, other than Belgian people

Kichae@lemmy.ca on 04 Jan 19:14 next collapse

Pretty sure it was Idaho

jaybone@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 19:20 next collapse

But then where do the waffles come from? And the chocolates? And diamonds?

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 04 Jan 19:24 next collapse

All those things come from Bielefeld !

You have been lied to your whole life !

jaybone@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 19:26 next collapse

Ok, you convinced me. Where do I sign up?

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz on 04 Jan 19:29 collapse

Uhhh…

That’s a great great question…

“Where is Bielefeld ?”

We know that it exists. But where ?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jan 22:07 collapse

Bielefeld? The football club from Armenia? 😉

abbadon420@lemm.ee on 04 Jan 19:25 collapse

Where does black metal come from?

Knuschberkeks@leminal.space on 04 Jan 19:34 next collapse

Hate to be this guy, but it’s Norway.

moody@lemmings.world on 04 Jan 19:34 next collapse

Finland?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jan 22:10 next collapse

Mostly Norway, Sweden, and (to a lesser extent) Denmark.

Also from a profound sense of alienation combined with a tendency towards macabre flamboyancy and just subjective stylistic preferences of expression, I guess 🤷

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 05 Jan 08:33 collapse

Ahchchcually USA has by far the most metal bands, but yeah Finland leads the per capita list by far.

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 19:26 next collapse

Careful, that word’s really offensive in most parts of the galaxy.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jan 22:11 collapse

Except in serious screenplays, of course.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jan 22:05 collapse

I once won the Rory Award for The Most Gratuitous Use of that word in a Serious Screenplay, you know… Then someone stole it, of course…

Nougat@fedia.io on 04 Jan 18:22 next collapse

What conspiracy?

Jolteon@lemmy.zip on 04 Jan 19:06 collapse

That Finland does not exist. It started on reddit here: reddit.com/…/the_finland_conspiracy_and_all_you_n…

Nougat@fedia.io on 04 Jan 19:07 next collapse

That what does not exist? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Knuschberkeks@leminal.space on 04 Jan 19:55 collapse

what a lame copy of the Bielefeld-Conspiracy

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online on 04 Jan 19:21 collapse

I went there for a visit, and they just toured me the east side of Tallinn as if I was an idiot

M137@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 20:55 collapse

It’s fucking impossible to know nowadays, it has even gone into “this is so crazy that it can’t be a troll” territory. I’m at a loss of words almost daily from the level of idiocy and ignorance that infects every damn comment section everywhere. The bar for most stupid imaginable is racing lower and lower every damn second, and it’s already WAY beyond what should be possible.

jaybone@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 19:22 next collapse

From a distance, I thought this was going to be a 3D printed MST3K logo.

_edge@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Jan 19:37 next collapse

The reflection (scattering) of light can be seen on the picture they choose to make their point. Sure, the comment is correct that anything you can see scatters light otherwise you would not see it, but in the picture it is particular obvious where the light source is from the reflection on the rock.

Gutek8134@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 21:28 next collapse

I wonder how would the percentage of the people believing it change depending on the Moon’s albedo

sudo_bash@midwest.social on 04 Jan 21:42 next collapse

I wonder if they think “reflection” only means the kind of reflection you see in a mirror.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Jan 23:34 collapse

specular, rather than diffuse, for reference

expatriado@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 01:17 collapse

when i do it is called spectacular

Thorry84@feddit.nl on 04 Jan 22:22 collapse

It’s also a pretty dumb rock to use as an example. If the moon were that color it would be way brighter than it is currently. And with a rock as shiny as that you would clearly see a reflection of the sun as well.

In real life the moon is about as bright as dark asphalt and because of all the dust it is very dull as well. So a matt black paint would probably be closer to what the moon looks like. Still bright as hell compared to the nothingness that surrounds it. Our eyes are also very good at low light conditions, once we get used to the dark a little bit of light goes a long way. So we can even pick out shadows in the moonlight on earth. A brighter moon would be annoying I think, imagine having some nights that look like early evening on a sunny day. But if we evolved with it we would be used to it I guess.

Just like with flat earth the glowing moon theory fails to explain the phases of the moon or things like eclipses. And why the glow doesn’t follow black body radiation, but instead perfectly follows the tell tale signs of reflected sunlight, Fraunhofer lines and all. And where the energy to generate that light would come from, making something glow as bright as the moon takes a lot of power. And why that power source selectively lights some parts some of the time. And where does the sunlight that hits the moon ends up, if it’s not reflected.

I would think it’s a troll, but these days you’d never know. Even if a troll for example claims vaccines cause autism for the grift, idiots still believe it.

Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Jan 19:40 next collapse

These people are walking among us. Worse - they sometimes breed.

Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jan 19:56 next collapse

I feel for every child that has to find out their parents are fucking stupid.

Kraiden@kbin.earth on 04 Jan 20:13 next collapse

Ah, don't worry. They're often too stupid to realise that themselves

toynbee@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 21:25 collapse

While it’s certainly possible for a person to be stupid, I find that very often it’s more accurate to describe a person as ignorant. In this context, I don’t mean that as an insult; I mean literal ignorance, as in the described person has not been exposed to relevant information, or possibly has been conditioned not to accept that information if it is provided.

It’s anecdotal, but most stupid people I meet aren’t stupid, just missing or unable to accept certain information. This especially applies to young people.

Kraiden@kbin.earth on 04 Jan 22:54 collapse

Ye, I agree with you. I made the comment as a joke, but I don't actually believe these people are stupid. This is a generalisation, but I think they're largely uneducated and brainwashed, but still very intelligent, and curious people. You can see this in some of the experimentation that they do that's really sound from a scientific method POV. The internet is littered with flat earthers disproving themselves.

The best ones admit they're wrong, and abandon flat earth. I have nothing but respect for those people.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 21:26 collapse

Honestly, it sucks. I have never been able to take advice from either of my parents as an adult. Of course as a teen they seemed dumb to me, but even then I recognized that I was a teenager and that perception was typical for my age. But they never got any smarter. Frankly, the older I’ve grown, the more like children my parents seem to me. As a kid they always told me I was super smart. Now as an adult, do they listen to me if I try to correct their mistakes? They do not. They’ve been suckers for cons my whole life.

And no, I’m nowhere near as smart as they led me to think.

theangryseal@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 00:30 collapse

My dad was the dumbest man I ever knew and he still had wonderful advice sometimes.

I mean, I can say that to you here and you can only imagine with the limited data, but my dad was duuuuuuumb.

There is value in our idiot parents. We just have to find it.

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 01:04 collapse

My dad’s advice sums up basically to “come back to Jesus.” Mom was far worse, but she died recently.

theangryseal@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 01:24 collapse

Yeah my dad never bothered me with that, but boy oh boy my mom does.

That was the biggest part of their struggle. My dad was a wild animal and my mom should’ve married a preacher.

She’s married to a man who sees the world like she does now. He’s a good dude and he’s perfect for her. She spent 30 years trying to make it work with my dad.

I like my mom’s husband, but stories could be written about my dad (wasn’t my father, just raised me).

He lived a life that would make some award winning movies look like Sesame Street.

Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net on 04 Jan 21:55 next collapse

Intelligence is not stored in the balls

theangryseal@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 00:28 collapse

Oh now, come on. My family believes some bizarre shit and I’m glad they did enough of the hibbity dibbity to get me here.

Kvoth@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 20:36 next collapse

If you can see it, it’s reflecting light

Kanda@reddthat.com on 04 Jan 21:06 next collapse

But I can see light. Is light reflecting light? What else am I being lied to about?

nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl on 04 Jan 21:26 collapse

I think the nutcake / troll was trying to convey that the rock is emitting light. Which is no less stone bonkers and a load of old cobblers, but here we are.

Kvoth@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 23:25 collapse

Well I caught that

enbyecho@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 20:38 next collapse

It only seems like rocks are brighter when you are dumber than a rock.

LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 09:04 collapse

Rocks are literally brighter than that person :p

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk on 04 Jan 20:45 next collapse

Everybody wants a rock…

ochi_chernye@startrek.website on 04 Jan 21:16 collapse

I mean, what else are you gonna wind a piece of string around?

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jan 20:58 next collapse

Do they think all rocks glow?

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de on 04 Jan 21:22 collapse

I mean, technically rocks do glow.

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 04 Jan 22:00 collapse

Technically everything glows.

blind3rdeye@lemm.ee on 04 Jan 22:49 next collapse

Surprisingly, this even applies to black holes (i.e. Hawking radiation).

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jan 23:26 next collapse

Now make the nornal distribution meme for it

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Jan 02:19 collapse

If I remember, I can do it Monday afternoon. I unfortunately work 14 hours tomorrow and I can’t risk staying up.

Zink@programming.dev on 05 Jan 02:47 collapse

This was my first thought. Somebody tell this guy that not only is his moon model there glowing, but he is too!

For bonus fun, tell him that he’s radioactive.

It would probably be fun to have some instruments on hand to prove it to him as well.

Earflap@reddthat.com on 04 Jan 20:58 next collapse

NO! You can see things because light hits it, not becuz it reflects it STOOPIT ^\s

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 22:16 next collapse

Everything in the universe reflects light. Except black holes. Only things you cannot see do not reflect light.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works on 04 Jan 22:49 next collapse

Dark matter

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world on 04 Jan 23:11 collapse

dork matter

starman2112@sh.itjust.works on 05 Jan 01:09 collapse

Lmao gotem

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 14:57 collapse

Group hug!

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Jan 23:32 next collapse

except you can still arguably see things that don’t reflect light, if you were anywhere near a black hole (let’s imagine it has no accretion disk and thus isn’t surrounded by a bunch of light) it’d be pretty obvious what with the bending of light and how it’s a disk of pure blackness against the backdrop of stars.

lud@lemm.ee on 04 Jan 23:35 collapse

And you know, light sources. They don’t need to reflect any light.

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 08:11 collapse

But they still do. It might just be overpowered by the emitted light.

lud@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 08:34 collapse

Does a candle really reflect light?

stephen01king@lemmy.zip on 05 Jan 09:40 next collapse

Candle fire does reflect light, that’s why it has a shadow.

lud@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 10:26 collapse

Since when does fire have a shadow?

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 05 Jan 10:35 collapse
someacnt@sh.itjust.works on 05 Jan 09:41 next collapse

Yes, paraphene candle reflects light, unless you won’t know that it’s white

lud@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 10:25 collapse

I obviously mean the flame.

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 17:55 collapse

Yes. The flame is a cloud of gas and particulate heated to the point that it glows. It will reflect light. Just not a lot, and it’s also emitting enough light to overpower any reflected light in most conditions.

And of course the candle itself reflects light.

lud@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 18:04 collapse

It doesn’t need to reflect any light though.

tweeks@feddit.nl on 05 Jan 00:02 next collapse

And things in itself that are too small to see with even a microscope do not reflect light right? Light might interact there but will not reflect in the usual sense, it can however emit light though. As far as I understand that is.

Entropywins@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 04:03 collapse

There is a lot to it wavelength, size of reflecting object (if it’s smaller than the wavelength it can’t reflect anything back also applies to emitting photons), reflectance or the fraction of light reflected at the surface of the object (the energy it obsorbs vs energy it kicks back), phase shift, if the photon is traveling from one medium to another with a lower or higher refractive index (redirection of a wave as it passess from one medium to another) it will change the oscillations (kinda like a feedback loop, photons effect electrons in the medium and electrons effect photons right back) like looking at a pencil behind a glass of water distorts what you see. I probably missed some things but I gotta admit it always fascinates me to think about light and reflection.

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 05 Jan 08:12 collapse

The event horizon isn’t a physical object. Does a singularity reflect light? (I’m guessing it’s still a no)

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 08:19 next collapse

Never seen a singularity so would have to agree it doesn’t. Visible Event Horizons are made up of matter that does reflect light, but if there is no matter involved only light you would likely see is distorted as it passes through it from other sources

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 05 Jan 08:37 collapse

No event horizon is made up of matter. Do you mean the matter around and behind the black hole, by which the location and size of the black hole can be inferred?

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 08:52 collapse

Yeah that’s what I was referring to

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 08:50 next collapse

Once something moves past the horizon any light that bounced off it would be pulled towards the center with it. Effectively making it non reflective. It’s possible all the energy from being crushed into a singularity causes a glow around it, like the disk around the outer area of a black hole.

If that’s the case, the glow itself would also be sucked immediately into the singularity. Maybe for the shortest of time, on the tiniest plank scale, the singularity produces light.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org on 05 Jan 09:28 next collapse

The only form of “light” (it isn’t really light but radiation, which I’d basically the same as light just that it has a different energy value etc) is the hawking radiation.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 14:56 collapse

Excellent point, thank you.

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 05 Jan 13:05 next collapse

The event horizon only obscures objects that are inside it, it has nothing to do with reflectivity of the object itself.

An observer situated between the singularity and an object within the event horizon could still intercept the light reflected from said object.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 14:55 collapse

Light bouncing of an object is what creates reflection. The only way to see reflection past the horizon is to be closer to the singularity than the object you’re looking at.

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 05 Jan 15:23 collapse

That is what I said, yes.

The point being that the event horizon deals with the structure of spacetime, while reflectivity is a material property. An object doesn’t get painted with vantablack when it passes the event horizon.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 17:12 collapse

I’m going to break this cycle and not repeat the same thing a fourth time.

ikidd@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 16:14 collapse

The accretion disk would emit light as particles were accelerated into the hole. Plus there would be hawking radiation from the evaporative process black holes have.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 05 Jan 12:44 collapse

The event horizon is the effect of the object not reflecting light.

Deme@sopuli.xyz on 05 Jan 20:11 collapse

No. An object within the event horizon is still reflecting light just as it was before falling in. The only difference is in relation to where that reflected light can or cannot go from there.

TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml on 04 Jan 22:32 next collapse

I used to canoe on this lake in Wales, someone had attached a buoy to a gate and chucked it in, presumably as a marker…from where our camp was, the buoy looked shiny and metallic. It was actually white and partly covered in grime. Distance does weird shit.

oo1@lemmings.world on 04 Jan 22:35 next collapse

radioactive cheese

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 04 Jan 23:45 next collapse

The only time something doesn’t reflect light is if it’s painted in that special black that’s even darker than vanta black, because that’s what makes it so black; it absorbs all light instead of reflecting any.

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de on 05 Jan 01:49 next collapse

And even that reflects a teeny tiny bit of light.

BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 11:01 next collapse

A coating, which is made from vertically aligned carbon nanotubes. Absorbs 99.995% of visible light. Vanta: A mere 99.96%.

Klear@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 11:24 collapse

Black holes don’t reflect any light at all as far as I know. They do emit some light via hawking radiation, but that’s not really reflecting.

billwashere@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 00:43 next collapse

Jesus people are dumb.

Hadriscus@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 01:52 next collapse

First time I hear them being referred to as “Jesus people”

billwashere@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 02:08 collapse

Well I guess there was an implied comma but this works too I guess. 🤣

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 16:10 collapse

I have a coworker who insists that global warming is a hoax because plants give off oxygen, not carbon dioxide. Can’t even get a foothold in that kind of stupid.

subtext@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 04:34 next collapse

It’s particularly choice that the reader-added context uses simple.Wikipedia.org

JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz on 05 Jan 15:05 collapse

Wait, as far as I understand, this is a wikipedia page for severely Learning disabled people? Great, since I know a lot of idiots.

GambaKufu@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 15:43 next collapse

It’s for children, people with learning difficulties, and/or people still learning English. …wikipedia.org/…/Wikipedia:How_to_write_Simple_En…

Kaelygon@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 20:17 collapse

It’s condensed content with simpler terms and plain English, which is helpful for those who aren’t native speakers, like Gamba said.
Simple wiki also comes in handy in topics like biology, which can have very specialized vocabulary.

But in this context, the people who unironically believe in things like the moon not being a reflector can’t be reasoned with. They won’t change their mind no matter how simple English you explain the fact.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 09:41 next collapse

Is this person suggesting it’s a star with well-defined edges?

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 14:54 collapse

Cold fusion achieved!

JokeDeity@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 12:11 next collapse

I LOVE that they attached a picture. 🙃

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 15:50 next collapse

Breathing is fake. You really don’t have to breath. Don’t accept this group delusion. Quit breathing. You can do it just keep trying to quit.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 16:06 collapse

Or better yet, get someone to help you quit.

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca on 05 Jan 16:31 collapse

They should just be rugged individuals and use a bag, it helps get over the ingrained Marxist socialist brainwashing that will get them fake breathing as soon as they pass out from the overwhelming yearning to be free.

The bag on their head shows they must break the yoke of communism and be independent

PhAzE@lemmy.ca on 05 Jan 16:16 next collapse

Mirrors

niktemadur@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 16:36 next collapse

IS THAT A TWISTED SISTER DELTA PLEDGE PIN?!!
ON YOUR UNIFORM?!!

I wanna ROCK

(insert banjo twang here)

LordCrom@lemmy.world on 05 Jan 19:49 collapse

ROCK !!!

Duh duh duh

Duh dah dah

Corno@lemm.ee on 05 Jan 20:43 next collapse

If it doesn’t reflect light, it’d be black. If it emitted its own light then there wouldn’t be shadows in the craters of the moon and we also wouldn’t have moon phases. It’s hard to tell if this person is actually being serious because this is literally just entry level physics. Plus, we’ve collected moon rocks during the numerous moon landings.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world on 06 Jan 04:26 collapse

Also, it wouldn’t look like a static hard circle in the sky, it would look like plasma.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 06 Jan 04:41 collapse

If rocks emit their own light, how come you can land on them?