velosaur
from Deceptichum@quokk.au to science_memes@mander.xyz on 09 May 13:20
https://quokk.au/post/5746772

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piranhaconda@mander.xyz on 09 May 13:36 next collapse

This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor

a14o@feddit.org on 09 May 13:56 next collapse

Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor

expatriado@lemmy.world on 09 May 14:03 collapse

…+ Constraptor

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee on 09 May 23:30 collapse

Is that when the humans it ate didn’t have enough fibre?

_stranger_@lemmy.world on 09 May 14:16 next collapse

don’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 09 May 14:58 next collapse

or the Yomamaisaraptor!

piranhaconda@mander.xyz on 09 May 23:57 collapse

Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world on 09 May 14:46 next collapse

Don’t forget Speedraptor!

piranhaconda@mander.xyz on 09 May 15:17 next collapse

I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 09 May 21:28 collapse

It’s hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn’t have any idea where it went.

adb@lemmy.ml on 09 May 22:42 collapse

There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 09 May 21:21 collapse

This joke is a bit derivative

necessary@lemm.ee on 09 May 13:41 next collapse

Why not ‘Chronoraptor’?

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social on 09 May 13:50 next collapse

Shouldn’t the raptors cancel though?

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world on 09 May 14:49 next collapse

So is it Distance(raptor²)/Time(raptor²)?

Speiser0@feddit.org on 09 May 22:54 collapse

No, Distance(raptor²)/Timeraptor, or Distanceraptor/Time.

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world on 10 May 01:46 collapse

Oh yeah, mine just cancel out too, lol

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee on 09 May 23:34 collapse

Smh cancel culture these days

_cnt0@sh.itjust.works on 09 May 13:57 next collapse

Akshually that would just be Veloci. It should be Distanceraptor/Time. Raptor/Raptor = 1

guy_threepwood@lemmy.world on 09 May 14:06 next collapse

Would a Velosaur not be riding a bicycle?

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee on 09 May 23:40 collapse

Yo! Man. I got me down on the two wheels
I got my own displacement
And the time - by line - is rent
Yo, man, got it down in the feels!
Pick up them claws;
We’re opening doors
An’ when I integrate again
I’m addin’ that C, ya ken?
Yo, man, check the map, yeah:
I’m the Velo’C’Rapper

lvxferre@mander.xyz on 09 May 14:13 next collapse

velociraptor = distance(raptor)²/timeraptor

acceleraptor = veloci(raptor)²/timeraptor = distance(raptor)²/(timeraptor)²

momentumraptor = mass(raptor)²/velociraptor

…you know what, I’m going to use dinosaur derivatives instead. GIMME A CHICKEN!

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 09 May 14:18 next collapse

speedraptor don’t care where you are.
speedraptor care about speed.

Speiser0@feddit.org on 09 May 22:57 next collapse

Raptors can max out speed perception or distance perception, but not both. That’s a law in physics.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 10 May 08:10 collapse

What does that effectively mean

Speiser0@feddit.org on 10 May 13:57 collapse

That you’re screwed either way if you encounter any of those raptors. They even named them like this because they reached these extreme physical bounds.

ulterno@programming.dev on 10 May 15:01 collapse

speedraptor don’t care where you are.

Well of course, that would be the Positioraptor

[deleted] on 09 May 14:25 next collapse

.

Deceptichum@quokk.au on 09 May 14:28 collapse
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 09 May 19:15 next collapse

Except that velocity includes a direction component while neither distance nor time do. This would be a speedraptor.

Sergio@slrpnk.net on 09 May 19:23 next collapse

The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee on 09 May 23:29 next collapse

Displacemenraptor/timeraptor

Actually that’s still wrong.

dDisplacemenraptor/dTime. Otherwise you cancel out the raptors.

ulterno@programming.dev on 10 May 14:58 collapse

Or you could go with:

(Distanceraptor/ Timeraptor) * Vectoreraptor

The d is only needed if it is changing.

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee on 11 May 02:29 collapse

Why *vector? Displacement is already a vector; distance being a scalar.

The d is only needed if it is changing.

Ah, is this a constant speed raptor?

ulterno@programming.dev on 11 May 17:01 next collapse

Ah my bad, I wanted to write “Distanceraptor” as in the post.
Forgot that by the time I got to actually writing it.

ulterno@programming.dev on 11 May 17:04 collapse

Ah, is this a constant speed raptor?

If you look at it for a small enough amount of time, that is (so d can be implicit)

Or you can get Average Velociraptor

Pulptastic@midwest.social on 10 May 02:07 collapse

Yeah we need a directionraptor

RandomVideos@programming.dev on 09 May 21:09 next collapse

The legendary timeraptor that can control time

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 09 May 21:25 collapse

And the distanceraptor that got tired of all the interplanetary travel and the tourists it brought and said “GO AWAY!”

Speiser0@feddit.org on 09 May 22:53 collapse

Are those the diamond and perl pokemon?

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 09 May 21:37 next collapse

Acceleraptor = ΔVelociraptor / Timeraptor

Unbecredible@lemm.ee on 10 May 01:55 next collapse

several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor

psx_crab@lemmy.zip on 10 May 11:07 collapse

Acceleraptor is a nice pokemon name.

gofsckyourself@lemmy.world on 09 May 23:42 next collapse

Here’s a few more pixels

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/da1418be-f0de-497e-88ec-0df27a71db8d.jpeg">

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world on 09 May 23:58 next collapse

That’s a Laser Raptor! Fuck!

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/86c26b09-0063-47a0-b7cf-944616936a03.jpeg">

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee on 10 May 00:20 next collapse

So … if two Luxvelociraptors form a square and a Massoraptor crashes into them …

<img alt="" src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/SqrZAbYtcq0AAAAC/madagscar-penguins.gif">

Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca on 10 May 00:36 next collapse

But would the raptor/raptor cancel out so there must be a distanceraptor but no timeraptor, that’s just silly

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz on 10 May 10:48 collapse

or distance(raptor)^2

7empest@beehaw.org on 10 May 02:43 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/ce454cb4-c959-4e03-b52e-4d7baff03ce3.webp">

Timeraptor has arrived … ALAN

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 10 May 11:38 next collapse

A lot of Velociraptors out there, in Banks, Insurances, Companies and Policy

CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml on 10 May 11:49 next collapse

Timeraptors went extinct but you can still run into them today.

Croquette@sh.itjust.works on 10 May 11:57 next collapse

I don’t know why, but this meme triggered me.

Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world on 10 May 12:06 next collapse

I there a directionless speed raptor?

Alsephina@lemmy.ml on 10 May 14:19 collapse

You mean (Distance*Raptor)/Time