Ideal Shrek Zone
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 27 Aug 2024 11:06
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Quik@infosec.pub on 27 Aug 2024 11:53 next collapse

Wasn’t that an implosion and therefore instantaneous?

nichtburningturtle@feddit.org on 27 Aug 2024 12:01 next collapse

Yes, but that just increased the speed at which their IQ was dropping.

flyboy_146@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 2024 12:05 collapse

I think I read recently that they had dropped their weights something like 45 minutes before the implosion. Seemingly indicating that they knew something was wrong and were trying to resurface. 🤔

Either way, not enough for a full Shrek movie. 🤷🏼‍♀️ (Sorry if it’s too soon)

barsquid@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 2024 13:14 next collapse

They knew something was wrong for 45 entire minutes? Every new piece of information about that submersible awakens fresh nightmares, thank you.

Zwiebel@feddit.org on 27 Aug 2024 14:00 collapse

Maybe it did ominous cracking noises during those 45 minutes

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 2024 14:55 collapse

Very likely.

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee on 27 Aug 2024 22:18 collapse

It was much less than that, only a few seconds.

Gork@lemm.ee on 27 Aug 2024 12:21 next collapse

May we all be blessed enough to experience the joy of the Ideal Shrek Zone so we can bask in His oniony wisdom.

[deleted] on 27 Aug 2024 12:42 next collapse

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 2024 13:53 collapse

Or playing the Audiobook of the Dead.

[deleted] on 27 Aug 2024 16:16 collapse

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 2024 18:57 collapse

It became inevitable the moment Amazon bought Audible…

drolex@sopuli.xyz on 27 Aug 2024 15:31 collapse

I feel like I have been in the Ideal Shrek Zone for years :(

tcsenpai@lemmy.ml on 27 Aug 2024 12:29 next collapse

Let me live in the Ideal Shrek Zone

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml on 27 Aug 2024 12:46 next collapse

I guess you could say somebody once told him…

Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net on 28 Aug 2024 21:24 collapse

It’s all ogre…

Draegur@lemm.ee on 27 Aug 2024 12:56 next collapse

A Transcendent Shrexperience

Thordros@hexbear.net on 27 Aug 2024 13:39 next collapse

You’ve just been made a moderator of shrekland.net

Congrats!

sirico@feddit.uk on 27 Aug 2024 15:50 next collapse

Why am I suddenly experiencing the works of Shrekspear?

100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it on 28 Aug 2024 04:21 collapse

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dch82@lemmy.zip on 28 Aug 2024 06:54 collapse

Noice

dmention7@lemm.ee on 27 Aug 2024 16:41 next collapse

Cannabis products: “amiajoketoyou?.jpg”

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 2024 17:30 next collapse

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmlNyu-E1U

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee on 27 Aug 2024 22:22 next collapse

Except we now know the sub imploded, and they were killed instantly. Apparently they dropped ballast seconds before the implosion, so they must have seen or heard something.

Also, the US armed forces have a bunch of undersea microphones to listen for Russian subs, and they knew what had happened immediately, and told the crew on the support vessel.

roguetrick@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 2024 22:33 next collapse

Some of our best shitposting artists are over 60, don’t forget.

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca on 27 Aug 2024 22:52 next collapse

This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I’d rather go out to Wayne’s World if it’s going to be Mike Myers.

TriflingToad@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 2024 22:56 collapse

dyeing instantly would be preferable imo

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca on 28 Aug 2024 02:17 collapse

My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.

Jolteon@lemmy.zip on 28 Aug 2024 05:25 collapse

My preferred death would be something so utterly absurd that people would talk about it for decades afterward.

Paranomaly@sh.itjust.works on 28 Aug 2024 07:02 collapse

So like the one jar guy?

[deleted] on 28 Aug 2024 00:38 collapse

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