The secret German plans leaked
from e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de to science_memes@mander.xyz on 12 Apr 19:20
https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/34229462

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sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml on 12 Apr 19:55 next collapse

Idk what i am looking at? Germany is planning to invade France again?

e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de on 12 Apr 20:20 next collapse

Its about how climate change will shift the climatic conditions of German cities towards the southwest, mostly towards central France.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml on 12 Apr 20:24 next collapse

Ahhhhhhh, that makes more sense lol

Rakonat@lemmy.world on 13 Apr 03:32 collapse

Climate change will make Germans more like the French. “Hans, get the gewehr.”

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org on 13 Apr 09:26 next collapse

'ans, get ze baguette de la boom!

starlinguk@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 12:28 collapse

That’s “Ze Gewehr” thankyouverymuch.

Rakonat@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 13:56 collapse

Only a Frenchmen would care so much about an English speaker butchering their language. Oh God it already started.

verstra@programming.dev on 12 Apr 20:21 next collapse

My limited knowledge of german tells me it’s something about a comparative weather climate?

Although that cannot be right

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml on 12 Apr 20:24 collapse

Interestingly you are correct

SpongyAneurism@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz on 12 Apr 23:20 collapse

They are mapping out how climate change will affect Geman cities, by comparing their prognostic climate data with historical data of other places.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org on 12 Apr 21:17 next collapse

German governments certainly don’t act like this isn’t the plan. It’s not that they’re doing nothing to reduce emissions, but they’re not doing their part to prevent this (even if it’s inevitable at this point given the global political climate, but at least the EU could do a lot more and Germany has considerable influence there).

Sas@beehaw.org on 13 Apr 05:25 collapse

There was hope in the last government but in addition to the greens the coalition also contained the liberal party FDP in control of finances and they manipulated the government from within by blocking everything good the rest of the government wanted to do. Their plan to make the greens unliked ended in their own party becoming irrelevant for the future. Also a lot of supposedly Islamic terrorism happened very frequently in the run-up to the election after the government broke apart and shifted the political climate further and further right.

Now after the election put the conservative party in power, the supposedly Islamic terrorism just stopped and nothing happened since 🤔

Couple that with Axel Springer press rags doing hard propaganda against left and green parties and you see why the greens had a hard time

nuko147@lemm.ee on 12 Apr 21:45 next collapse

Karlsruhe going to Italy, because why not.

Siegfried@lemmy.world on 13 Apr 15:31 collapse

Karl findet Italien viel ruhiger als den Grenzen zwischen Frankreich und Spanien

starlinguk@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 12:36 collapse

Karl gefällt dass.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 12 Apr 22:37 next collapse

Carbon warfare?


Ironic that the ECSC contributed to this.

slazer2au@lemmy.world on 13 Apr 07:22 next collapse

Damn it War Thund… Oh, my bad.

Zip2@feddit.uk on 13 Apr 10:31 next collapse

Should they start preparing for the wurst?

lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de on 13 Apr 15:50 next collapse

Can’t wait to get fresh baguette here in Rostock over the next few decades.

ladicius@lemmy.world on 13 Apr 18:14 collapse

Fischbrötchen is all I can do, chef.

starlinguk@lemmy.world on 22 Apr 12:37 collapse

Freiburg not moving? Awesome, we’ll have so much more room for activities.