heard the NYPD is offering $10,000 for any information
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 10 Dec 2024 23:33
https://mander.xyz/post/21779827

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reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net on 11 Dec 2024 00:07 next collapse

For shame! It’s illegal to shoot wild birds off season. He should be fined a pretty penny!

HikingVet@lemmy.ca on 11 Dec 2024 00:57 collapse

It’s all right the house sparrow is invasive.

Nougat@fedia.io on 11 Dec 2024 00:16 next collapse

That's a fucking Starling, and they're an invasive species, you can fuck them all you want.

thefartographer@lemm.ee on 11 Dec 2024 00:32 next collapse

Accidentally missed “with” my first read-through and had to check what fucked up community I accidentally stumbled across

Nougat@fedia.io on 11 Dec 2024 00:38 next collapse

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[deleted] on 11 Dec 2024 00:39 next collapse

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thefartographer@lemm.ee on 11 Dec 2024 00:49 collapse

Bravo. Absolute gold, bravo. I can’t decide if my favorite part is your alleged bird-fuckery or how insane I seem.

Nougat@fedia.io on 11 Dec 2024 00:50 collapse

"Alleged." "Seem."

lolrightythen@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 2024 05:33 collapse

I don’t see an edit. Am confused

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 2024 05:54 collapse

I believe @Nougat@fedia.io was implying that their “bird-fuckery” was indeed more than just alleged and that @thefartographer@lemm.ee indeed not only seems insane but might actually be it.

thefartographer@lemm.ee on 11 Dec 2024 14:10 collapse

<img alt="I dunno, you had him last" src="https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/46941c11-63e2-4361-9f87-fe88958a70cc.gif">

Mozingo@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 2024 00:40 collapse

But they never said “with”?

thefartographer@lemm.ee on 11 Dec 2024 00:51 collapse

That’s what they want you to believe

naught@sh.itjust.works on 11 Dec 2024 04:34 collapse

the truth is out there

TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml on 11 Dec 2024 14:21 next collapse

I think you might get in trouble if you fuck them mate. It’s a bit weird.

Beardsley@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 2024 16:49 collapse

Okay but why are you fucking birds?

Nougat@fedia.io on 11 Dec 2024 16:52 collapse

Why aren't you?

rem26_art@fedia.io on 11 Dec 2024 00:23 next collapse

smh New Yorkers out here focusing on birds when they should be focusing on cars

sleen@lemmy.zip on 11 Dec 2024 00:27 next collapse

Whoah, where’s the black bar over his eyes.

woodenghost@hexbear.net on 11 Dec 2024 13:54 collapse

There is one right there?

JoShmoe@ani.social on 11 Dec 2024 03:57 next collapse

It saw the whole thing too.

chevy9294@monero.town on 11 Dec 2024 05:35 next collapse

So they are searching for owner of the drone or what?

Shard@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 2024 07:00 next collapse

One of those red lights might be saddam

woodenghost@hexbear.net on 11 Dec 2024 13:56 collapse

Do they offer that much for information on any murder? Or does it depend on your class? (rhetorical questions)