šŸŽ¶ picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door šŸŽ¶
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 24 Aug 13:20
https://mander.xyz/post/36596062

A close-up image of a text quote attributed to Carl Sagan. The quote is formatted with a large opening quotation mark and a small, blurred profile picture of the author in the top-left corner. The text reads: "I can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of Gaussian distribution curves. It was a point obvious in a way, but rarely talked about. I drew curves in soap on the shower wall, and went to write the idea down. One idea led to another, and at the end of about an hour of extremely hard work I had found I had written eleven short essays on a wide range of social, political, philosophical, and human biological topics... I have used them in university commencement addresses, public lectures, and in my books." Below the quote, the name "Carl Sagan" is written in bold.

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ns1@feddit.uk on 24 Aug 13:38 next collapse

Off topic but I think the lyric is bathroom floor, bathroom door could turn it into a slightly different story

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 24 Aug 13:50 collapse

welp i tried

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 13:45 next collapse

Wtf how big is your water heater?

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 14:05 next collapse

went to write the idea down

Doesn’t this mean he left the shower?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world on 24 Aug 14:08 collapse

I’ll test this for science.

First I have to find a wife.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 14:21 next collapse

Thats a solid plan. Start with a partner and then study Gaussian curves. God knows understanding Gauss first makes it harder to find a partner

667@lemmy.radio on 24 Aug 14:29 collapse

I studied Gaussian curves and found a mistress

limer@lemmy.ml on 24 Aug 18:44 collapse

I git laid a month after I flipped through the first chapter of an introduction.

Coincidence? I think not

Valmond@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 14:39 collapse

Already high. Got that down.

Damage@feddit.it on 24 Aug 14:24 next collapse

Never got any complaints *wink wink*

N0t_5ure@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 14:57 collapse

It’s not the size of the water heater, it’s the volume of water output.

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today on 24 Aug 20:40 collapse

Since shower water is a mixture of hot and cold, tank size, tank temperature, and cold water temperature are the predominant factors, at least initially.

For a given shower temperature, hot water consumption rate will increase at an exponential rate until tank temperature falls to shower temperature, then shower temperature will fall.

Damage@feddit.it on 25 Aug 09:17 collapse

We were making sexual innuendos, not having a real conversation on water heater capabilities.

Anyway instantaneous (in-line) heaters exist, I’ve got a 35-year old one, never runs out of water, it doesn’t have a tank.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca on 24 Aug 14:25 next collapse

Tankless water heaters will go forever.

junderwood@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 14:30 collapse

Yeah, all that hot water and then people will just take longer showers. Their job is really tankless.

MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml on 24 Aug 18:51 collapse

It’s more efficient tm

tdawg@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 14:45 collapse

Is this a home owner joke I’m too poor to get

yucandu@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 13:51 next collapse

ā€œThe Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modesā€.

selokichtli@lemmy.ml on 24 Aug 14:30 next collapse

Just bang the girl, smh.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 24 Aug 14:55 next collapse

Bruh, Carl and Ann were freaky af

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 15:37 next collapse

He was in the shower with his wife, he just got done banging the girl.

ignotum@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 17:43 collapse
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works on 24 Aug 16:46 collapse

Post nut clarity ftw!

Deebster@programming.dev on 24 Aug 14:41 next collapse

!showerthoughts@lemmy.world needs to up its game

GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca on 25 Aug 00:50 collapse

When a highly educated genius has shower thoughts. Or gets high.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 02:45 collapse

Apparently it took the combination of both to really kick off.

AernaLingus@hexbear.net on 24 Aug 15:14 next collapse

www.theguardian.com/science/…/spaceexploration

The late astronomer and author Carl Sagan was a secret but avid marijuana smoker, crediting it with inspiring essays and scientific insight, according to Sagan’s biographer.

Using the pseudonym ā€˜Mr. X’, Sagan wrote about his pot smoking in an essay published in the 1971 book Reconsidering Marijuana. The book’s editor, Lester Grinspoon, recently disclosed the secret to Sagan’s biographer, Keay Davidson.

Davidson, a writer for the San Francisco Examiner, revealed the marijuana use in an article published in the newspaper’s magazine Sunday. Carl Sagan: A Life is due out in October.

ā€œI find that today a single joint is enough to get me high… in one movie theater recently I found I could get high just by inhaling the cannabis smoke which permeated the theatre,ā€ wrote Sagan, who authored popular science books such as Cosmos, Contact, and The Dragons of Eden.

In the essay, Sagan said marijuana inspired some of his intellectual work.

ā€œI can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of gaussian distribution curves,ā€ wrote the former Cornell University professor. ā€œI wrote the curves in soap on the shower wall, and went to write the idea down.ā€

Sagan also wrote that pot enhanced his experience of food, particularly potatoes, as well as music and sex.

Grinspoon, Sagan’s closest friend for 30 years, said Sagan’s marijuana use is evidence against the notion that marijuana makes people less ambitious.

ā€œHe was certainly highly motivated to work, to contribute,ā€ said Grinspoon, a psychiatry professor at Harvard University.

Grinspoon is an advocate of decriminalizing marijuana.

Ann Druyan, Sagan’s former wife, is a director of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws. The nonprofit group promotes legalization of marijuana.

Sagan died of pneumonia in 1996. He was 62.

General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 15:22 next collapse

If it was any other name at the bottom of that quote I would’ve doubted.

klemptor@startrek.website on 24 Aug 15:28 next collapse

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 16:56 next collapse

That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi

Midnitte@beehaw.org on 24 Aug 18:59 next collapse

Why? Mr X He was pretty open about his Marijuana use.

Edit: Maybe not explicitly open, but definitely was known after his death.

inbeesee@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 18:01 collapse

Something something, hitting his wife’s bottom like a semi

brianary@lemmy.zip on 24 Aug 16:57 next collapse

Now that’s a guy who likes curves!

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 24 Aug 18:47 next collapse

Imagine having sex, you blast rope all over your SO and see some noise pattern that leads to the discovery of a stable wormhole.

Asidonhopo@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 19:19 next collapse

Wasnt there a documentary on PBS in the 90s about fermat’s last theorem where this was a plot point?

grrgyle@slrpnk.net on 24 Aug 19:43 next collapse

Other people don’t just shower together for fun? Shower sex is awful, but tandem showering is lovely. Even used to shower with roommates back in the days.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 25 Aug 00:58 next collapse

I’d shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we’re both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.

I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn’t an enjoyable experience for me. I’d just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.

grrgyle@slrpnk.net on 25 Aug 02:40 collapse

Thanks for reminding me of some great memories showering with my dad. We would have these like endurance contests with the cold water lol.

With my partner I kind of squish myself against the wall so we have the water pouring between us. But you’re right it’s not as easy as just trending to yourself.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net on 25 Aug 01:58 next collapse

I miss having a long term partner because I fucking loved having someone to give my back a proper scrub. I felt like a snake shedding my skin. I have a loofah on a stick now, but it’s not the same.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 02:28 collapse

The wife and I do it. Shower sex is awful sex, but showers that involve naked chatting with someone I enjoy talking to and being naked with rule

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 20:58 next collapse

Was the wife impressed though?

pyre@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 23:18 collapse

I’d say probably no, he clearly got so distracted by all that shit that he forgot to let her finish

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 23:24 collapse

No doubt

Psythik@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 21:51 next collapse

Buck* naked

far_university1990@reddthat.com on 24 Aug 22:53 next collapse

Post nut clarity

captainlezbian@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 02:26 next collapse

Oh I’ve been this kind of high before. It’s awesome 0

Jolteon@lemmy.zip on 25 Aug 05:10 collapse

It’s the diagram!

pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 06:41 collapse

Hey gon, is this a cremling I’ve found?