This is fine.
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 23 Jun 12:38
https://mander.xyz/post/14495663

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Fallofturkey@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 13:43 next collapse

As a person that has worked in a factory with lead for years, this one definitely hits home, yikes.

NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth on 23 Jun 14:52 collapse

There’s a fucking lead mine around here somewhere and they don’t even pay their employees as much as I make chucking boxes in a trailer

chirospasm@lemmy.ml on 23 Jun 13:50 next collapse

Rory Blank is one of my fav artists. As y’all are able, go find and support his Patreon!

OpenStars@discuss.online on 23 Jun 13:52 next collapse

Holy shit, this is the most “this is fine” meme I’ve ever seen! :-P

But to add a splash of color:

<img alt="img" src="https://thenib.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/this-is-not-fine-009-a7b6e6-1.png">

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 23 Jun 14:12 next collapse

Fun fact: almost no country has legal requirements to operate a forklift. But almost every country requires your employer to “properly instruct” you in the use of heavy machinery, and for reasons of legal ass covering, they all use external certification.

But there is basically nothing preventing you from some private recreational forklift operating

NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth on 23 Jun 14:51 next collapse

Nope, don’t even need anything other than payment to drive away with one, hell you can even rent heavy machinery with no licenses.

Remember kids, if you’re going to learn to operate heavy machinery, use someone else’s first!

mycelium_underground@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 15:09 collapse

And watch a whole lot of YouTube videos!

NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth on 23 Jun 15:13 collapse

This part is optional if you are using someone else’s equipment

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works on 24 Jun 08:26 collapse

But I wanna watch some Youtube videos not related to forklifts

NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth on 24 Jun 21:12 collapse

I said optional

bizzle@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 15:11 next collapse

Alright so here’s a hot take for you, operating a forklift isn’t hard. Literally just go slow and pay attention and you’ll be fine.

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works on 23 Jun 17:14 collapse

Uh… there’s quite a few more things than that

bizzle@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 17:41 collapse

You’re right, you also have to pull assorted clearly labeled levers. But I put that under “pay attention”

I’ve been driving a forklift for like 12 years at various places, and I’m stupid as fuck. It’s not hard.

Enkers@sh.itjust.works on 23 Jun 15:56 collapse

But there is basically nothing preventing you from some private recreational forklift operating

That sounds like a horrible idea. If you operate a forklift without proper training, some really bad stuff can happen.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works on 23 Jun 15:59 next collapse

Ahhh, a true classic!

Enkers@sh.itjust.works on 23 Jun 16:37 collapse

Sometimes you gotta bring up the classics, maybe someone still hasn’t seen it and will be one of today’s lucky 10,000. (:

blackluster117@possumpat.io on 23 Jun 17:33 collapse

I am so happy to say I am one of today’s 10,000. That chainsaw torpedo at the end had me ROLLING.

Holzkohlen@feddit.de on 24 Jun 07:16 collapse

See, Germans do have humor. We made this. That’s enough to last us a couple decades surely.

moistclump@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 22:46 collapse

I thought this was going to be the Michael Scott operating a forklift video youtu.be/6Sb9LZj9-Cw?feature=shared

intensely_human@lemm.ee on 23 Jun 16:30 next collapse

i.imgur.com/e0jxwBC_d.webp

davidgro@lemmy.world on 23 Jun 17:58 collapse

Whatever that was is gone.

AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net on 23 Jun 16:41 next collapse

Don’t forget getting long covid 18% of the time twice a year!

send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world on 24 Jun 07:50 next collapse

Forklift operators 👉 👈 🥵

Shhalahr@beehaw.org on 24 Jun 13:25 collapse

Where’s the Mercury?

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 24 Jun 14:00 collapse

In the bloodstream.