Give us your craziest ocean facts. šŸ¦‘
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 08 Apr 19:06
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 19:14 next collapse

Not a fact but a question:

How do whales keep water out of their anuses when they are deep diving?

Whales have been known to dive almost 2 miles deep and at that depth you’re looking at almost 300 atmospheres of pressure and a whale’s sphincter has to be strong enough to resist that.

thenextguy@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 19:30 next collapse

They don’t. That’s their kink.

D_C@lemm.ee on 08 Apr 19:33 collapse

Same.

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 19:35 collapse

I had to look it up out of curiosity. The rib cage and lungs of sperm whales are adapted to collapse under pressure, squeezing all the air in the lungs into a small space and increasing internal cavity pressure.

…hawaii.edu/…/compare-contrast-connect-deep-diver…

kamenlady@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 20:06 next collapse

I think that also happens to humans, but without being adapted to it, it’s a one way squeeze.

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 21:19 collapse

Like a tube of toothpaste

Agent641@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 00:41 collapse

Not as minty

TheLowestStone@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 04:07 collapse

Depends what you eat.

reptar@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 22:01 collapse

Wait, why didn’t they get the bends?

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 22:03 next collapse

They know to ascend slowly to avoid it, but it can absolutely happen.

whoi.edu/…/how-do-marine-mammals-avoid-getting-th…

reptar@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 23:07 collapse

Ty!

Bytemeister@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 18:34 collapse

They can if they do too many dives in rapid succession.

You get the bends by having a lot of nitrogen dissolved on your bloodstream due to the pressure. So it’s a function of how much nitrogen you breathe, how much pressure you’re breathing it at, and the total amount of blood (and some other tissues) in your body that can absorb that nitrogen. Divers get the bends because they are taking multiple breaths of air under pressure, there is multiple lung volumes of nitrogen cycling though the diver. Whales and other diving animals don’t typically ā€œholdā€ their breath when they dive, but if they did, it would only be 1 breath of air for the entire dive. Air in the lungs is bouyancy they don’t want and can potentially injure them when it re-expands. Most marine diving animals will saturate their blood and muscles with oxygen at the surface and then dive and exhale.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 19:31 next collapse

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 20:13 collapse

I wonder if fish say ā€œthere are plenty of humans on the landā€

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club on 08 Apr 19:33 next collapse

There are entire levels of the ocean where ecosystem is fed on the slow sinking of dying animals.

Lucky_777@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 02:36 collapse

Cycle of life is pretty badass.

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 19:38 next collapse

Lobsters have urine nozzles under their eyes, and pee in each other’s faces to communicate.

very_well_lost@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 19:39 next collapse

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disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 19:53 collapse

Lobsters have olfactory sensory neurons, located in the aesthetasc sensilla on their antennules, which allow them to detect the pheromones in the urine of other lobsters.

A dominant male lobster will pee to signal his dominance and deter other males from his territory. Females may also pee to signal their readiness for mating, and the urine of a dominant male can attract females.

Lobsters also communicate through touch and by using their claws, but no one really gives a fuck after reading about the pee thing.

TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee on 08 Apr 19:56 next collapse

Tl;dr lobsters have a major piss fetish

TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub on 08 Apr 21:30 next collapse

Lobster: I can’t understand what you said, please piss it slower for me.

sinkingship@mander.xyz on 09 Apr 00:47 collapse

It won’t help, the other lobster has diabetes, so it pisses with an accent.

MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 08:08 collapse

Thanks for the laugh.

neatobuilds@lemmy.today on 08 Apr 21:53 collapse

and lemmy

morrowind@lemmy.ml on 09 Apr 02:19 collapse

Speak for yourself

duhbasser@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 11:39 collapse

Im interested in the claw communication! How does that work?

Also, the pee stuff is hilarious

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 12:37 collapse

Mostly as a show of strength and territorial control. Nothing unexpected. It’s not as nuanced as their pheromone communication.

duhbasser@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 14:01 collapse

Ah, so just kinda slappin claws.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca on 09 Apr 00:45 next collapse

I’ve seen them on the bus I think.

spirinolas@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 01:38 collapse

Is there any other way to communicate? Peeing in someone’s face is a very effective way to send a message.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 08 Apr 19:42 next collapse

Metal nodules on the ocean floor produce oxygen

LouSlash@sh.itjust.works on 08 Apr 19:55 next collapse

No ā€œyo mammaā€ jokes about it yet?

dohpaz42@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 20:14 collapse

Yo mama so fat, she took a dip in the ocean and left ring around the coastline.

Thorry84@feddit.nl on 08 Apr 20:01 next collapse

While this is funny and all, this isn’t really true for a couple of reasons:

  • We know a hell of a lot about the oceans, we’ve studied them for hundreds years. There has been extensive mapping of the seafloor. All of the areas close to land have been thoroughly studied. And where we’ve spotted interesting stuff, we’ve investigated for sure.
  • We haven’t thoroughly explored the moon. Sure we’ve had nice pictures for a long time. But we’ve only recently seen the rear side of the moon, as we more or less always see the same side from Earth. Not till recent orbiters we’ve had a high resolution map of the moon, comparable to maps we have of the oceans.
  • Only a dozen or so people have ever been to the moon and the amount of research they did was very low. They also haven’t brought back many samples. And the amount we can do from orbit and with rovers is very limited. At this point I would say we know more about Mars than we do about the moon, depending on how to count. The moon isn’t that interesting, so we haven’t done much with it. It’s made of the same stuff as the Earth and without an atmosphere and biosphere, it’s kinda dull.
  • This is basically impossible to measure. What is knowledge? How is it quantified? We could say it’s relative. But since there isn’t a way to know how much total knowledge there is available to learn, I’d say that’s not possible. What does it mean to ā€œexploreā€? Do people need to go there? Because a hell of a lot of people have been to the seafloor than to the moon. Hell going to the seafloor is a basic tourist activity these days. I’ve been to the Maldives and did some crazy dives looking at life on the bottom of the sea.
  • People might argue the Moon is basically all the same, so once you’ve seen one spot you’ve seen them all. I’d argue that’s not true, we’ve only recently learned the moon’s poles are very interesting and we know very little about that. And I’d counter that argument with the fact the same goes for the deep oceans. A whole lot of it is just barren wasteland, an under water desert. We haven’t explored because there is nothing to see. We select interesting locations and study them thoroughly, instead of studying a lot of it a little bit and wasting huge amounts of time.
  • Another argument often repeated is new species are discovered every day in the ocean. Whilst this is true, we are also destroying a lot of species, so the total number might actually go down instead of up. And a lot of species are variants of already known species. Only expert biologists can differentiate between the species and know what to look for. And I’d argue they don’t change the big picture or understanding at all. Still interesting, but not an indication there is so much more to find out there.
  • But what about something huge living down there? Like a Kraken or dinosaurs? Well no, we don’t have to have studied every square inch to know about big life. Big life is messy, requires a lot of resources and is part of a food chain. You don’t need to see the dinosaur if you can see their giant mountain of crap amidst broken trees. There might be some kind of large squid or something down there, but they will probably be extremely similar to other large squid we already know about. So a new species, but not changing the overall picture. If there were any big monsters down there, we would know about them by now.

So this is one of those things that might feel true, but in reality it really isn’t.

Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca on 08 Apr 21:49 next collapse

It might be more accurate to say the average person knows more about what we don’t know about the ocean than what we don’t know about the moon.

We have a decent idea about what can and may exist in and about Earth’s oceans, but less about the moon; and most people assume it’s just a dusty rock too.

Uli@sopuli.xyz on 08 Apr 21:50 next collapse

Well, now that we know what’s out there, I think we should focus our efforts on putting a big sea monster into the ocean.

TheLowestStone@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 04:06 collapse

Too easy. We need to put a sea monster on the moon.

keepcarrot@hexbear.net on 08 Apr 22:29 next collapse

Everything outside of my immediate experience is densely packed squid atlanteans. (I feel like some people seem to genuinely think like this, which is distressing)

Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com on 09 Apr 08:36 next collapse

The blue planet 1 BBC documentary states that we know about the moons surface than ocean floor. The BBC’s Blue Planet 2 changed that to: we know more about the surface of mars than we know about the ocean floor.

So make of that what you want.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 09 Apr 09:34 collapse

The moon isn’t that interesting, so we haven’t done much with it.

It’s a ball full of sharp and toxic shards that get everywhere.

On the other hand, the ocean has immortal jellyfish and snail with iron armor.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 20:08 next collapse

It’s almost entirely located on land.

daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 08 Apr 20:28 next collapse

It’s not about not knowing about the sea. It’s about the sea not knowing about us.

I don’t want periphylla periphylla to know where I live.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 09 Apr 09:29 collapse

They are photophobic, will only visit you at night.

TheCelticPirate@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 20:31 next collapse

No, thank you ā€œThe Oceanā€

twice_twotimes@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 12:21 collapse

Whales eat the bones into sand.

Zwiebel@feddit.org on 08 Apr 20:45 next collapse

Andrew wouldn’t like Solaris me thinks

NielsBohron@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 22:03 collapse

Is that a Stanisław Lem reference in the wild? Will wonders never cease…

toynbee@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 23:57 collapse

One of many things to love about lemmy.

whotookkarl@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 21:27 next collapse

Greenland sharks are pretty amazing

They can grow up to 24 feet putting them at the same giant scale as great whites and basking sharks, but most are usually closer to 5 meters long

They can live for hundreds of years due to extremely slow metabolism and ambush feeding, some individuals found around 400 years old are as old as the Jamestown colony, Don Quixote, and the discovery of logarithms.

They are opportunistic feeders and have been found with polar bear and reindeer in their digestive systems, and can pull/vacuum in water to catch their primary prey of fish, eels, and other sharks.

Devadander@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 21:34 next collapse

24 feet ~ 7.3m

5m ~ 16’5ā€

[deleted] on 09 Apr 00:11 next collapse

.

myrrh@ttrpg.network on 09 Apr 01:31 collapse

…i was going to say 16 ā…” feet based on 1 ½ meters being about 5 feet, pretty close…

MeatPilot@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 21:52 next collapse

Back to the horrors of the deep…

They also commonly have eye parasites that severely impairs their vision or blinds them called Ommatokoita elongata.

So they get to live long with multiple generations of parasites stuck in their eyes they can’t get out.

Artyom@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 01:20 next collapse

Be me

young shark, ready to make my mark on the world

Find a book falling from the sky called Don Quixote

eh_mid.jpg

Ignore humans for a few hundred years, eat some fish instead

Find out it’s become a core component of their identity and everyone knows about it

Even had a ballet about it

wtf

lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 19:02 collapse

Don Quixote is actually an awesome book, you should definitely read or listen to it. Give it a bit to get rolling, and you will absolutely be doubled over with laughter

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 09 Apr 09:25 next collapse

feet … meters

Oh, please.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 09 Apr 09:28 next collapse

Are they the ones where you have to ferment the flesh or it is toxic? Or wasn’t that a shark?

notabot@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 11:38 collapse

So 5 meter long sharks with 24 feet? That sounds terrifying. How far up the beach can they run?

ALostInquirer@lemm.ee on 08 Apr 22:01 next collapse

isn’t space just like, an inverse ocean?

Agent641@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 00:41 collapse

hits blunt

humanspiral@lemmy.ca on 08 Apr 22:13 next collapse

Global warming has a slower effect on the oceans than in air temperatures, yet we’ve passed a tipping point where many sea regions are consistently 3C warmer than pre-industrial era, and they are helping air temperatures set records too. Even since 2016, summer tropical North Atlantic ocean has been over 2C warmer than 2016. This region is also called ā€œhurricane alleyā€, and ocean heat has an exponential effect on hurricane strength.

jaydev@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 18:05 collapse

Okay that’s a bit too scary 😭

humanspiral@lemmy.ca on 09 Apr 19:22 collapse

My theory on tipping points with ocean to air temperatures is that El ninos cause a step up in air temperatures now. This happened in 2015/2016, where air temperatures stayed above 2015 levels every year afterwards, even if 2016 record stayed up for a long period. 2023/2024 was another step up. Ocean and air temperatures help each other set summer records, and that ocean heat persists into fall/winter to help moderate winter air temperatures, that makes spring have a head start on new summer records, or at least keep the new el-nino set baseline, until another step up the next el-nino.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 08 Apr 22:28 next collapse

I have thalassophobia, im from a beach country and im like ā€œnah I’ll stick to the poolā€

Fuck no. You can’t Breathe underwater. The ocean is essentially space but with actual monsters in it. And if you can’t see the bottom, fuck no I’m not going in there

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip on 08 Apr 23:35 next collapse

The ocean is a desert with its life underground and the perfect disguise above.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 09 Apr 00:01 collapse

It’s easier to survive in the space as in the deep sea, aspaceship only has to support 1 atm pressure of the cabine. in the deep sea the pressure increase 1 atm every 10 meters until more than 1000 atm on the ground. A leak in the spaceship is bad, but in the deep sea you’re dead before you can say fu…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 02:41 collapse
pageflight@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 00:19 next collapse

Octopus Lady is 100% crazy ocean creature facts. Also on Nebula.

Baguette@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 00:30 next collapse

There are lakes in the ocean called brine lakes/pools. Brine is essentially concentrated saltwater; its high salinity means it’s denser than water. On rare occasions, brine doesn’t mix enough with the existing saltwater around it, sinking to the bottom of the ocean and forming these lakes. The lake itself is usually devoid of life; brine itself is so salty that animals go into toxic shock if exposed for too long. However, the edges usually are full of life, where usually things like mussels and other extremophile organisms thrive.

Side note, subnautica’s lost river is based off of this. No big leviathans in real life though, at least none observed yet…

Video for fun: youtu.be/ZwuVpNYrKPY

XiaCobolt@hexbear.net on 09 Apr 01:07 next collapse

It’s the explanation for the beach Spongebob visits too

LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 01:58 next collapse

Amazing

FooBarrington@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 06:41 next collapse

Similarly, SpongeBobs Goo Lagoon is a brine pool.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 07:19 collapse

It was never stated but I always assumed the ā€œgooā€ referred to industrial waste. But SpongeBob creator Steve Hillenburg was an actual marine biologist and would have been well aware of brine pools, so that’s probably right.

Baguette@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 09:08 collapse

Brine can be from industrial waste

Technically, brine just means a high concentration of salt in a fluid. It doesn’t necessarily have to be sodium chloride like we know, it can be other salts, like calcium chloride. Though the most common case for industrial brine is just desalination plants, other industries can still create brine, like mining/oil drilling. It also depends on how it’s released. Large amounts dumped at once is the reason for manmade brine pools.

5too@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 15:37 collapse

Wow, I had no idea these were a thing… and it’s so funky how the surface of the brine pool interacts with the surrounding seawater!

affiliate@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 01:04 next collapse

what if we finally get to the moon and there’s another ocean there waiting for us

dogs0n@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 01:42 next collapse

you are in luck we have the answer: youtu.be/aIIBBj6KR-Y

Maybe it’ll be fun enough that we’ll simply forget to explore it’s depths YAY

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 02:38 next collapse

Liquid cheese? Oceans of Cheese Whiz?

ayyy@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 03:53 collapse

I would give everything to experience this.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 06:41 collapse

In this scenario, is the pool made of blood? Because then I have a game for you.

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 09 Apr 01:13 next collapse

fun fact: we kill 3 TRILLION animals a year, most of which are sea animals.

dogs0n@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 01:37 next collapse

fun fact: animals, exluding humans, kill about 1 MILLION of us humans a year, most of which are not sea animals.

Botunda@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 04:45 next collapse

Fun Fact: I found the hunter

barf@vegantheoryclub.org on 09 Apr 06:33 next collapse

Wow that’s 0.0000003% as much, which is conveniently exactly the same ratio as my balls to your mom.

o1011o@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 07:03 collapse

It’s also accounted for almost 100% by mosquitos, specifically the diseases they carry…so not really the mosquitos at all. Quick searching shows snakes following mosquitos with 100,000 deaths caused per year. In any case, the scale is prodigiously unbalanced. Human animals kill trillions of non-human animals, almost entirely for their own pleasure. Non-human animals kill a few hundred thousand human animals (or a bit over a million if you count mosquito-borne disease) in self defense or by accident.

BussyCat@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 06:59 next collapse

Isn’t like more than half that number diseases like malaria spread through mosquitoes

dogs0n@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 15:17 collapse

Yeah, the numbers are different everywhere, but mosquitoes cause at least 50% of that million.

thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz on 09 Apr 07:42 next collapse

Weird mathematical fact about that,

That works out to almost exactly every person on Earth killing exactly one animal every day.

Brandonazz@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 11:11 next collapse

Actually very interesting, I wonder if this ratio holds up throughout history.

Lyrl@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 11:41 collapse

I guess people eating a basket of shrimp are balanced out by people sharing one cow with several hundred others.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org on 10 Apr 15:46 collapse

Next fun fact: Its more likely to get killed by a coconut dropping onto your head than to die in a shark attack.

huppakee@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 15:34 collapse

Does it include bugs? I can’t imagine we kill more fish than bugs

NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 17:26 collapse

Shrimp, lobsters, and crabs are kinds of bugs.

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 Apr 10:15 next collapse

weird how people will eat lobsters and crabs, but won’t eat grasshoppers and ants.

NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 14:42 collapse

Not sure what your definition of people is, but Mexicans, Ugandan, and Koreans all eat grasshoppers (and probably others). I know crickets are eaten in Southeast Asia.

Ants seem too tiny to try to eat, but a Google search reveals they are eaten in South America and Southeast Asia.

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 16:02 collapse

Arthropods, not bugs.

NewSocialWhoDis@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 16:39 collapse

Does ā€œbugsā€ have a scientific meaning? I was assuming it was a layman’s term that I could abuse.

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 16:54 collapse

An ā€œinsectā€ or ā€œbugā€ is an arthropod with six legs in the class Insecta. There’s also ā€œtrue bugsā€ which are in the order Hemiptera (or even just the suborder Heteroptera if you are super nitpicky) - this includes things like leafhoppers, aphids, assassin bugs…

Within Insecta, we have Hemiptera, Hymenoptera (ants, bees, wasps), Coleoptera (beetles), Lepidoptera (butterflies, moths) and Odanata (dragonflies, damselflies).

To get to crabs, lobsters, and shrimp, you have to zoom out to jointed exoskeletons - Arthropods. (And I think crabs are a clusterfuck that make cladists cry, I’m in a landlocked state and haven’t got to do much ocean science myself so won’t put my foot in my mouth there.)

Other things that are ā€œnot bugsā€ but often called such - spiders, scorpions, whip scorpions and vinegaroons are all Arachnids (arthropods with specialized limbs called chalicerae - those cool things at the front of a spiders mouth), Rollie pollies/pill bugs are Isopods. Centipedes and millipedes are Myriapods.

Your larger point about how it’s weird that people get grossed out by the idea of eating mealworms but are okay with chowing down on shrimp is a good one though.

markovs_gun@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 02:40 next collapse

When a whale dies and its corpse falls to the bottom of the ocean, entire ecosystems rapidly develop around eating every part of it due to how scarce resources are in the deep ocean. This phenomenon is called a ā€œwhale fallā€ and it’s a major source of energy for deep ocean ecosystems.

Agent641@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 13:37 next collapse

Sometimes I wonder if a shipping container full of billionaires would have a similar effect.

lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 13:41 next collapse

We have to find out. We need to try it immediately to see what happens. That’s just basic science

Zron@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 20:04 next collapse

That seems like a waste of a perfectly good shipping container.

Why don’t we just use environmentally friendly hemp ropes and locally sourced boulders?

Adalast@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 06:29 collapse

Locally sourcing boulders over the Marianas Trench is going to be such a pain. I’m pretty sure the environmental benefits will outweigh importing some nice basalt from Hawaii before we leave out.

trueheresy@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 Apr 23:04 collapse

Or a submarine.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 09 Apr 14:17 collapse

Whale whale whale, what do we have here? - deep ocean crabs

Bunnylux@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 16:38 collapse

Life is worth living today thanks to this comment

WhatSay@slrpnk.net on 09 Apr 02:45 next collapse

Phronima inspired the Alien movies xenomorphs

Dvixen@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 02:49 next collapse

Fun Fact: Dolphins fart.

Botunda@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 04:44 next collapse

I mean everything farts, right? What about a snail?

MintyFresh@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 05:31 next collapse

It’s a delicacy in France. Escargot de poopoo

Sphks@jlai.lu on 09 Apr 11:24 next collapse

Due to their plant-based diet, I can imagine that snails fart a lot.

[deleted] on 10 Apr 18:23 collapse

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darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 Apr 15:30 next collapse
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 20:44 collapse

tube worms don’t have digestive systems of their own. it is possible they don’t fart. The bacteria they symbiose with might fart on their behalf though.

PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 21:30 collapse

There are many tube worms that do have digestive tracts, but I assume you are talking about chemosymbiotic tube worms that are found in methane seeps and hydrothermal vents. These guys essentially live in farts (hydrogen sulfide, methane), which their symbionts use for chemosynthesis.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml on 09 Apr 09:21 collapse

And so do fish.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 04:18 next collapse

Thalassaphobia is a real thing

Soup@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 12:58 next collapse

I, for one, think it’s completely fucking reasonable to afraid of deep, dark water. Phobia my ass.

huppakee@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 15:31 next collapse

Some phobias are irrational but that’s not part of the meaning of the word

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz on 10 Apr 06:32 collapse

Depends, some pictures I see that get posted on places like that look perfectly fine to swim across to me. Like it’s just the sea in a calm day and you can’t see the bottom. Actually the same happens at the beach where I live but that is because the water is so cloudy, slopes off steeply though, especially at high tide. So usually can’t stand up except right at the shore line.

Dwayne@feddit.org on 09 Apr 18:51 collapse

… And there’s a community for it

https://lemmy.world/c/thalassophobia

tino@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 09:25 next collapse

Norwegian fjords are freaking deep. When you’re on the shore of Sognefjord, you’re standing in front of a 1300m deep canyon filled with ocean water.

Merritt@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 20:04 next collapse

New anxiety unlocked.

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 10 Apr 15:02 collapse

What I like to think about is that fjords were carved out by glaciers and the sea level has certainly been lower that it was now in the past… but 1300m deep what???

…so how did Glaciers cut rock BELOW sea level? Like wayyyyyy below sea level?

It is the weight of the entire glacier bearing down and carving wayyyyyy below a depth that a chunk of ice would make sense being at, the entire glacier basically serves as a trench digging machine and as you pointed out these fjords are REALLY deep.

_core@sh.itjust.works on 11 Apr 11:41 collapse

They were carved by Slartibartfast, not glaciers.

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 11 Apr 14:43 collapse

where is your proof? If Slartibartfast did it you would be able to find his signature somewhere in the work.

stringere@sh.itjust.works on 14 Apr 21:25 collapse

The mouse’s design specifically excluded any artists’ signatures.

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 14 Apr 22:12 collapse

Typical mice nonsense, did they even thank us for all the cheese?

stringere@sh.itjust.works on 15 Apr 01:00 collapse

No but the dolphins said ā€œthanks for all the fishā€ before they leave.

whoisearth@lemmy.ca on 09 Apr 12:44 next collapse

We are killing the ocean by increasingly acidifying it. This has been known by scientists for decades.

yoshman@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 13:01 next collapse

But have you thought of the benefit? Free club soda!

whoisearth@lemmy.ca on 09 Apr 13:28 collapse

All crabs are now soft shell crabs! Think of the deliciousness!

Lyrl@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 11:37 next collapse

Well, changing it dramatically. It’s going to stay within historical ranges where ocean life flourished, but without any exoskeleton-heavy animals like corals in the mix.

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 15:59 collapse

Ocean acidification occurs because the ocean serves as a carbon sink. Excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere forms weak carbonic acid in ocean water. The ocean has historically been slightly basic, and as it inches towards a neutral pH, it makes it impossible for things like oysters to form their shells.

One big problem is that it’s one of the biggest carbon sinks. It’s keeping that greenhouse gas out of the atmosphere. However - as you might notice if you leave a can of Coke out on a hot day - the solubility of gases in liquids decreases when it’s hotter. The world heats up because of greenhouse gasses, less greenhouse gasses can be stored in the ocean and re-enter the atmosphere, which heats the world up more…

Then we also have the lovely ā€œice albedoā€ positive feedback loop - dark ocean water absorbs more of the suns radiation, sea ice reflects more of it. Sea ice melts as earth heats up, exposing dark ocean which absorbs more heat and melts more ice….

whoisearth@lemmy.ca on 10 Apr 18:08 next collapse

Tl;Dr

We fucked yo

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 18:53 collapse

Pretty much. We set off several positive feedback loops and punctured the equilibrium, and nature’s going to have to find a new one. Whether or not that can support life as we know it know is up in the air.

(I didn’t even mention phytoplankton die offs - a lot of the oxygen produced on earth is from photosynthesis happening in the ocean - not from terrestrial plants. So you also have less of a carbon sink in that process as well.)

When I was a child, long road trips would leave the front grill of our car caked with bugs. When I’d hunt for dandelions with my siblings, leaning close to the ground revealed a world just teeming with activity.

Now - where are the bugs? Especially with how difficult it is to identify insect species, we’ve probably lost hundreds of thousands of bugs that were never named or studied. How critical were those bugs to their ecosystems?

It’s difficult to motivate people to care about species of phytoplankton or ants though. Even the ā€œsave the beesā€ thing got twisted into a celebration of non-indigenous species that were brought in for agricultural purposes (wasps are critical for pollination, but not as cute as honey bees I guess.) The more you study ecology, the more you realize how complicated and interlocking it is, the more you realize that most human beings cannot be brought to care without substantial changes to our education system.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 19:53 collapse

Well at least there’s not a fuckton of methane hydrates on the ocean floor that are now releasing a greenhouse gas 30 times more potent than CO2 refrom the ocean floor as the water gets warmer. And that isn’t a self-feeding loop that means it’s probably too late to save ourselves now.

Because that would be bad.

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 22:04 collapse

Methane at least breaks down faster than CO2. Heavier, so stronger effects, but at least the CH4 breaks down after a decade or so instead of centuries.

[deleted] on 09 Apr 13:27 next collapse

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CitizenKong@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 16:44 next collapse

Sharks are older than trees and the north star.

alakazam@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 18:43 next collapse

And some living sharks are more than 200 years old, probably.

Zron@lemmy.world on 09 Apr 20:03 next collapse

The perfect killing machine

Troz@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 22:28 collapse

And Saturn’s rings!

rumba@lemmy.zip on 09 Apr 17:03 next collapse

A teaspoon of seawater typically contains about fifty million viruses

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_viruses

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz on 10 Apr 06:18 collapse

Well yeah our water companies keep dumping raw sewage into them

ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee on 09 Apr 17:14 next collapse

Earth’s atmosphere is an ocean of gas. The ocean is an atmosphere of liquid. Words are made up.

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works on 09 Apr 18:19 collapse

Yea, for a reason.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 09 Apr 18:53 next collapse

goes to moon

Sea of Tranquility

Nooooooo!

Fleur_@hilariouschaos.com on 10 Apr 01:11 next collapse

Blue

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 16:50 collapse

Incorrect.

Wine-dark.

LordWiggle@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 06:37 next collapse

Did you know fish fuck in the ocean? Remember that, when you go for a swim.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 18:22 collapse

Assert dominance: Fuck the fish.
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MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 07:06 next collapse

Whales suffocate to death; they don’t drown.

Human breathing is controlled by the autonomic nervous system. We have to hold our breath on purpose to stop ourselves from automatically breathing. This makes us passive breathers. Whales, however, are active breathers. They must choose to inhale which is why they can sleep without sucking in air. When they get too old, sick, or weak to surface, they suffocate.

Bonus fact: whales can’t breathe through their mouths; it goes straight to the stomach. The blowhole is the only respiratory tract.

Bonus bonus: a blue whale’s throat is so small it could choke to death on a grapefruit.

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works on 10 Apr 11:37 next collapse

4" / 10cm throat

5too@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 15:32 collapse

Bonus bonus: a blue whale’s throat is so small it could choke to death on a grapefruit.

I’m sure their throat can be blocked that way; but if they can’t breathe through their mouth anyway, is it actually choking? Or just terminally blocked?

MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 23:43 collapse

Fair point. I didn’t even consider the ramifications of wording it like that instead of just saying it has a small throat. I tend to use analogies a lot

5too@lemmy.world on 11 Apr 11:43 collapse

Nah, it makes sense, and ice heard this phrasing before - just always wondered if they meant the poor whale couldn’t breathe, or basically just had indigestion!

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 10 Apr 11:25 next collapse

The ocean has killed more billionaires than the Moon has.

uis@lemm.ee on 10 Apr 15:18 next collapse

Scoreboard, scoreboard.

FauxLiving@lemmy.world on 10 Apr 16:27 collapse

…so far

Homefry@infosec.pub on 10 Apr 11:42 next collapse

The Blue Whale is so large, that if you laid one out on a standard NBA basketball court, the game would be postponed.

allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml on 10 Apr 18:15 collapse

Billy Ocean has an honorary doctorate of music from the University of Westminster.