i love preliminary research
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 30 Apr 20:23
https://mander.xyz/post/29082279

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Zkuld@lemmy.world on 30 Apr 21:09 next collapse

Real chad scientists never do preliminary reading, just guess correctly and clear up any differences with the reviewers via arm wrestling - obviously

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 30 Apr 21:38 next collapse

Just add so many references in your paper that reviewers can’t be bothered to look any of them up. That way it’ll also be less obvious when you add the references the reviewers ask for.

NONE_dc@lemmy.world on 01 May 00:43 next collapse

“More… I need more knowledge… I need to know more…”

“H-How much more…?”

“EVERYTHING”

zzx@lemmy.world on 01 May 02:15 collapse

This is literally me, except I never seem to get burnt out, I must consume all the knowledge in the universe

friendly_ghost@beehaw.org on 01 May 03:20 next collapse

Why am I reading this, I should be reading articles

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 01 May 03:34 collapse

Me too 🥲

propter_hog@hexbear.net on 01 May 03:31 collapse

Just sent this to my coauthors