I am a shit machine.
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 17 Jan 2025 17:41
https://mander.xyz/post/23594929

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Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world on 17 Jan 2025 18:07 next collapse

Objectively true

SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world on 17 Jan 2025 18:17 next collapse

Sorry, but we already automated that job

Boomkop3@reddthat.com on 17 Jan 2025 18:19 next collapse

I don’t do anything, just feed it food and poop comes out the other end

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 17 Jan 2025 21:57 collapse

Oh no we’ve been made redundant

Boomkop3@reddthat.com on 17 Jan 2025 18:19 next collapse

accurate

nslatz@lemmy.world on 17 Jan 2025 18:26 next collapse

Neil Tobin (Irish comedian) once said, “An Irishman is a complicated mechanism for turning Guinness into piss.”

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world on 17 Jan 2025 18:34 next collapse

Mostly CO2

Gork@lemm.ee on 17 Jan 2025 18:37 next collapse

Classic shitpost.

SkavarSharraddas@gehirneimer.de on 17 Jan 2025 19:42 next collapse

The best compliment for a cook is to turn everything they make into shit.

ohellidk@sh.itjust.works on 17 Jan 2025 20:09 next collapse

liquid poop!

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world on 18 Jan 2025 10:11 collapse

The ass can produce 3 of the (common) 4 states of matter.