🤙 hang ten 🤙
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 25 Apr 19:16
https://mander.xyz/post/28792534

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Asafum@feddit.nl on 25 Apr 19:37 next collapse

very few whales, not 0. That’s something I want to see!

Trabic@lemm.ee on 25 Apr 21:32 collapse
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee on 25 Apr 19:38 next collapse

I’d love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle

dumbass@leminal.space on 25 Apr 21:06 collapse

I wanna see a whale do a kickflip more, that would be wicked as fuck!

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip on 25 Apr 21:40 collapse

Pretty cool, but I think I’d rather watch a teenager in baggypants break the laws of physics entirely by consuming multiple times his body mass

dumbass@leminal.space on 25 Apr 21:44 next collapse

I think we’ve just reinvented the Xgames.

silasmariner@programming.dev on 25 Apr 21:59 collapse

What that fuck? I was just having a piss and I fucking read your comment and - it didn’t, but - what if my snort of laughter when I did had caused my fucking urine stream to shoot back and to the left and fucking soaked my spare toilet rolls? Did you fucking think about that when ou posted? FFS.

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip on 26 Apr 00:06 next collapse

Apologies, I hadn’t considered the impact my comment might have on the urinary tract of innocent readers

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 26 Apr 12:25 collapse

Are you, by chance, a dolphin or whale?

Una@europe.pub on 25 Apr 19:40 next collapse

I can drink hydrochloric acid without dyeing

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 25 Apr 20:57 collapse

Watch out, that stuff can die your clothes.

kamenlady@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 01:40 collapse

All clothes dead, even the little socks

_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works on 25 Apr 20:14 next collapse

Just because you’ve never seen a whale do a kickflip doesn’t mean they can’t.

Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org on 25 Apr 21:10 next collapse

They would just rather not

ICastFist@programming.dev on 25 Apr 22:10 next collapse

Wouldn’t they do flipper-flips instead?

atomicorange@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 05:21 collapse

Does one need feet to kick?

ICastFist@programming.dev on 26 Apr 13:28 collapse

One needs legs, I’d say, so a spider can do 4 kickflips at once

boonhet@lemm.ee on 26 Apr 03:20 collapse

It only says most can’t - but we’ll never be able to prove that such a whale does not exist at all.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 21:09 next collapse

I had my first class on heterogeneity in the classroom today and the teacher would have loved this tweet

grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org on 25 Apr 21:20 collapse

Why not share it with teacher?

idiomaddict@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 21:23 collapse

I’d have to wait two weeks, because she doesn’t check her email, but I already bookmarked it

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 25 Apr 22:22 next collapse

It’s true, I can’t even put away a million krill before I start feeling like a glutton.

Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 26 Apr 03:05 collapse

Bro… if you’re not downing at least 10M krill per day, the Kraken wins.

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world on 26 Apr 03:38 next collapse

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can outrun a shark. So in a triathlon it comes down to the bicycle part.

Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee on 26 Apr 13:33 collapse

Yeah but monkeys have hands on their feet, so they can pull on the pedal’s upstroke as well as push on the downstroke ☝️

smeg@feddit.uk on 26 Apr 10:05 collapse

Despite being a shitpost this is actually quite a positive statement for your own mental health