What's your favourite kind of restaurant?
from jaennaet@sopuli.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 21 Sep 16:59
https://sopuli.xyz/post/34042479

From Bluesky

Bluesky post by Jännät / jaennaet.fi (its-a me), with a list: "Fusion restaurant, Fission restaurant, Spallation restaurant, Inelastic scattering restaurant, Stripping reaction restaurant, Pickup reaction restaurant, Electron capture restaurant, Neutron capture restaurant, Double beta decay restaurant"

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[deleted] on 21 Sep 17:00 next collapse

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whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Sep 17:51 next collapse

It’s all Brownian in the end

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 21 Sep 18:25 collapse

Like a nice hot cup of tea

ieatpwns@lemmy.world on 21 Sep 18:04 next collapse

Neutron pasta restaurant

jaennaet@sopuli.xyz on 21 Sep 18:40 collapse

And who says scientists are humourless?!

When the gnocchi phase is compressed, as would be expected in deeper layers of the crust, the electric repulsion of the protons in the gnocchi is not fully sufficient to support the existence of the individual spheres, and they are crushed into long rods, which, depending on their length, can contain many thousands of nucleons. These rods are known as the spaghetti phase. Further compression causes the spaghetti phase rods to fuse and form sheets of nuclear matter called the lasagna phase. Further compression of the lasagna phase yields the uniform nuclear matter of the outer core. Progressing deeper into the inner crust, the holes in the nuclear pasta change from being cylindrical, called by some the bucatini phase or antispaghetti phase, into scattered spherical holes, which can be called the Swiss cheese phase.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pasta

Rooskie91@discuss.online on 21 Sep 18:49 next collapse

The Compton Scatter honestly sounds like a good spot.

hansolo@lemmy.today on 21 Sep 19:00 next collapse

I only like a good fission restaurant of they cut the atoms diagonally like a PB&J

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net on 21 Sep 19:41 next collapse

A double beta decay restaurant is just filled with aging bottom-bottom couples looking for a third

Morphit@feddit.uk on 22 Sep 17:52 collapse

I’d be interested but they seem to serve neutrinos with absolutely everything.

jaded_genie@lemmy.world on 21 Sep 22:34 next collapse

My favorite is not listed here but with that list, I’ll go for electron capture because it is delicate yet grounded

jaennaet@sopuli.xyz on 22 Sep 01:44 collapse

Are you positive?

jaded_genie@lemmy.world on 22 Sep 16:09 collapse

I’d say neutral

jaennaet@sopuli.xyz on 22 Sep 19:51 collapse

Oh yeah true! Proton-rich but neutral

solrize@lemmy.world on 21 Sep 22:58 next collapse

Cosmological restaurant. It’s at the end of the universe.

very_well_lost@lemmy.world on 22 Sep 01:42 next collapse

Fusion restaurant

Can I get an order of the yellow cake to go?

jaennaet@sopuli.xyz on 22 Sep 01:50 next collapse

You’re looking for the fission restaurant. They’re in that barn across the street; just make sure you walk in to the barn instead of running past it

janus2@lemmy.zip on 22 Sep 05:09 collapse

the barn has a habit of curving and slowing your trajectory if you approach it too fast

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world on 22 Sep 19:33 collapse

Besides, everything here is fried in self-heating hydrogenated oil.

But since you’re headed to the fission restaurant, can you pick me up a bottle of heavy water? I’m parched. It’s way too hot in here.

Zuriz@sh.itjust.works on 22 Sep 06:36 next collapse

At Meitner-Auger restaurant one VIP suddenly leaves then someone jumps the queue while another gives up and leaves.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 22 Sep 06:42 next collapse

IDK… I can never decide. Whatever you want is fine.

Hupf@feddit.org on 22 Sep 14:52 next collapse

I’m a bit of a pickup reaction artist myself.

Gustephan@lemmy.world on 22 Sep 19:04 next collapse

I like the brehmsstralung restaurant myself. The vibrations make my teeth feel funny

Nikls94@lemmy.world on 22 Sep 19:13 collapse

Just make sure you combat the Brehmsspur

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works on 22 Sep 20:20 next collapse

I like breakfast joints that aren’t afraid to serve beans

not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world on 23 Sep 05:28 next collapse

Fission Chips.

AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world on 23 Sep 05:43 collapse

This is why I don’t drink heavy cream. I know it’s needed more as a neutron stabilizer for local fission plants.