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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 20 Feb 19:42
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KoboldCoterie@pawb.social on 20 Feb 20:25 next collapse

I’m not sure what’s better: The alligator wearing the hat, the conservation instructor seemingly grabbing its tail to stop it, or the alligator just not giving a shit and carrying on with its day.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io on 20 Feb 20:41 collapse

God day sir, I said good day!

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 21 Feb 14:36 collapse

What’s the charge? Eating a hat? A succulent conservationist hat‽

Flummoxed@lemmy.today on 20 Feb 20:45 next collapse

Happens to people all the time on the bayou here, but we probably don’t have conservation instructors, so I suppose the sentence is still unique.

emuspawn@orbiting.observer on 21 Feb 04:35 collapse

Alligators steal hats all the time?

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 21 Feb 08:04 next collapse

that’s how you tell them apart from crocodiles

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 21 Feb 14:39 collapse

They’re in North America, not Egypt. One exists here, the other doesn’t.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 21 Feb 14:45 collapse

ok nerd

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 21 Feb 14:48 collapse

At least my way, I get to keep my hat!

Also, I’m a geek, thanks. Geek = highly trained nerd.

Flummoxed@lemmy.today on 21 Feb 14:14 collapse

All the time around here… what, do you think I would just come on the internet and lie?

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 20 Feb 21:26 next collapse

In college I did my internship working at a reptile house that did educational events at schools, libraries, fairs, etc. We had several alligators but only one that was allowed to wander the grounds (supervised). The property has a creek with high banks running through it that is all snow melt in the summer, and it was my job to go drag Spike out of the water and into the sun when he’d go sit in the icy water too long and couldn’t get himself back over the bank.

Seeing that person with a gator by the tail trying to keep it out of the water brings that all flooding back. Spike wasn’t that big though.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 21 Feb 14:37 collapse

Did Spike know his name, also did he respond to it?

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 21 Feb 15:07 collapse

I’m my few months there I don’t think he responded to his name, but he knew the sound of us yelling at him from across the field - that would get his attention.

Stormrvr@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 21:30 next collapse

I sense a Paddington style movie coming…

CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee on 20 Feb 23:00 collapse

Already exist Lyle Lyle Crocodile

samus12345@lemm.ee on 21 Feb 01:15 collapse

Wow, memory unlocked! I haven’t thought about those books since I was a kid!

<img alt="" src="https://images.booksense.com/images/786/253/9780395253786.jpg">

Hux@lemmy.ml on 20 Feb 21:46 next collapse

When something like a hat may actually cost you an arm and a leg.

dumbass@leminal.space on 21 Feb 00:49 next collapse

Alligator: I’ve warned you Jeff, next time you put your stupid Indiana Jones hat on me I’m gonna put it in the river!

samus12345@lemm.ee on 21 Feb 01:17 next collapse

If you put the hat on his head, it was a gift and he’s not stealing anything. No take-backsies!

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca on 21 Feb 20:10 next collapse

Like something out of fieldwork fail. <img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/801f5a42-f5d8-448f-a39b-43d0cf1a98d6.jpeg">

JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org on 23 Feb 02:13 collapse

Alright. Just a guess here, but the instructor put the hat on the gator. My thought is that they were attempting to use their hat as an impromptu blinder so they could wrangle it. Instead, however, the gator could still see, didn’t like what was going on, and bailed.