gigachad@sh.itjust.works
on 09 Sep 2024 07:35
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Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then…repurposed for later batches.
They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.
Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it…and spits on it.
They cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.
The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the…plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.
That leaves you with…a regular old plumbus.
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Sounds exactly like the names I would come up with breathing 20% nitrous oxide for a few hours…
And that’s how you make a plumbus!
Inspiring, so many new insults to try out
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This is also fake. Those are all incorrect.
Correct.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/horngus-of-a-dongfish/
Aww nuttes
<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ba882c2b-6593-486f-897c-5f2491e0748f.jpeg">
The current Wikipedia entry doesn’t even have the same picture (text checks out though).
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9c23ce3e-ac45-4144-a91e-a5a6bff486e2.webp">
Please don’t take this from me.
Be better about recognizing obviously fake shit.
Be better at having a sense of humor, chum.
We just haven’t found the real one yet.
It’s prophetic
This is a joke
Really not that much different, to be honest
Horngus of a Dongfish is something different. What is the abomination in the picture?
This cannot be real
Need more encabulator
Now with 15% fewer tracking IDs
youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w
Oh yeah this is a classic
You left your SI in the link
Well, now Google will know who I am. Drats.
Nature, uh, finds it’s ways.
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Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then…repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it…and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the…plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with…a regular old plumbus.