Eyeuhnluuung@lemmy.world
on 09 Sep 2024 18:59
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I work in a ER and can assure you people high on meth put all sorts of crazy shit in their butt.
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
on 09 Sep 2024 19:08
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Dare I ask, why? I mean obviously meth addicts aren’t known for their shrewd decisions in general, but is there some sensory or cognitive change in particular that compels them to put foreign objects in their butts more than say, alcoholics would?
themoken@startrek.website
on 09 Sep 2024 19:42
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Also curious. Possibly just sex / masturbation getting out of hand with intense stimulants, or maybe meth induced paranoia makes putting something in your ass for safe keeping seem reasonable… Meth heads generally aren’t hanging out in the safest conditions.
Eyeuhnluuung@lemmy.world
on 09 Sep 2024 20:04
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Mainly the intense drive for sexual stimulation on meth combined with disinhibition and just general bad decision making.
over_clox@lemmy.world
on 10 Sep 2024 01:55
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Yes. Alcoholic beverages are generally legal, within sensible context and one’s local laws anyways. But meth and meth paraphenalia such as pipes are illegal practically everywhere. Which means it’s more likely to find a meth pipe up someone’s ass than a beer bottle.
Although this is a generalized assumption, I’m sure there are some daring people out there that have had larger things up there…
My MMA trainer said it was actually more effective to boof raw eggs than drinking them.
nailingjello@lemmy.zip
on 09 Sep 2024 18:39
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South Park did an entire episode on it, so it must be true.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
on 09 Sep 2024 20:17
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What if it’s fertilized?
DarkCloud@lemmy.world
on 09 Sep 2024 16:53
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…and I got news for you, if someone is trying to get you to pull marbles out their ass, then that’s their fetish… Because no one is worried that small marble sized balls won’t eventually come out naturally… They’re looking to bring attention that they’re up there (and possibly to get someone to try to get them out). People are weird.
over_clox@lemmy.world
on 09 Sep 2024 17:03
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Speaking from experience? 🤔
frezik@midwest.social
on 09 Sep 2024 17:36
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Given US healthcare, that’s gotta be more expensive than a leather fetish.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 09 Sep 2024 18:49
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He was praying when it happened. “Oh my god”
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
on 09 Sep 2024 21:42
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Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass
FinalRemix@lemmy.world
on 09 Sep 2024 21:50
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Million-to-one shot, doc!
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
on 09 Sep 2024 23:09
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Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it’s way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it’s a true accident, it’s very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
on 09 Sep 2024 19:05
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If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.
irreticent@lemmy.world
on 09 Sep 2024 22:50
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Again?
over_clox@lemmy.world
on 10 Sep 2024 00:37
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Daily
the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net
on 09 Sep 2024 19:21
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I know from first hand experience you can’t do it by accident as one time, hung over and showering in the dark in the early morning i got a little dizzy and sat down.
Perfectly meeting my starfish to the shampoo bottle on the floor. It could not have been more on target had i attempted this.
I shot up, seeing stars like for real for only the second time in my life. I wasnt dizzy, I was up and at em’ baby. Wooo what a rush! Hurt a lot for a minute. Hard as i sat down I don’t think that bottle tip made it a millimeter into my pooper.
So yeah, impossible
rockerface@lemm.ee
on 09 Sep 2024 19:50
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The sphincter is one of the few muscles that is contracted by default, and you have to consciously loose. So yeah, unless you have some medical condition, not very likely to get something in by accident
the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net
on 09 Sep 2024 20:03
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contracted by default
Cool, what others are there? Also, goofy question: what’s the relative strength of this ‘outer anus’? It wasn’t listed in my search for strongest muscles and most results are tips on gaining anus strength
Infynis@midwest.social
on 09 Sep 2024 21:30
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most results are tips on gaining anus strength
Has the Olympics gone too far?
vovo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 09 Sep 2024 22:35
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Its different right after anal sex, when your muscles are still relaxed.
rockhstrongo@lemmy.world
on 09 Sep 2024 23:04
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I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I’ve heard…
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This sign was made by someone who’s never wiped with single-ply before.
who tf putting a key up there?
Sorry, I thought it would unlock it so I could get all the other items out. Guess it was the wrong key though… ☹️
Did you try jiggling it?
No, it got stuck because it’s dark, so I had to look for it with my flashlight.
It jingles when I fart. Also there’s this weird squeaky sound.
On an unrelated note, I can’t seem to find my rubber duckie…
consider putting a magnet up there to get the key
Sorry, lost the magnet in there as well…
I don’t know how to continue this, just imagine I made a really funny reference tothis bookWhere else can you store them while swimming?
Ah the old prison wallet. Classic.
I work in a ER and can assure you people high on meth put all sorts of crazy shit in their butt.
Dare I ask, why? I mean obviously meth addicts aren’t known for their shrewd decisions in general, but is there some sensory or cognitive change in particular that compels them to put foreign objects in their butts more than say, alcoholics would?
Also curious. Possibly just sex / masturbation getting out of hand with intense stimulants, or maybe meth induced paranoia makes putting something in your ass for safe keeping seem reasonable… Meth heads generally aren’t hanging out in the safest conditions.
Mainly the intense drive for sexual stimulation on meth combined with disinhibition and just general bad decision making.
Yes. Alcoholic beverages are generally legal, within sensible context and one’s local laws anyways. But meth and meth paraphenalia such as pipes are illegal practically everywhere. Which means it’s more likely to find a meth pipe up someone’s ass than a beer bottle.
Although this is a generalized assumption, I’m sure there are some daring people out there that have had larger things up there…
I heard about a guy once, who was a POW, and his friend wanted him to keep a watch for his son so he shoved it way up there.
The reference for the younger among us.
This sign is bullshit, I accidentally put my prostate massager in my butt all the time, sometimes twice in one day.
You should try doing it on purpose at least once
“Million to one shot, doc”
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It was a fusilli Jerry
Egg? What if it cracks?!
Fastest salmonella in the west.
It comes out the way it went in 😂
Scramble it.
My MMA trainer said it was actually more effective to boof raw eggs than drinking them.
South Park did an entire episode on it, so it must be true.
What if it’s fertilized?
…and I got news for you, if someone is trying to get you to pull marbles out their ass, then that’s their fetish… Because no one is worried that small marble sized balls won’t eventually come out naturally… They’re looking to bring attention that they’re up there (and possibly to get someone to try to get them out). People are weird.
Speaking from experience? 🤔
Given US healthcare, that’s gotta be more expensive than a leather fetish.
Dude, if I have anything up my ass, I’m going to the hospital asap.
“it’s going to come out anyway” sounds like Darwin-award last words
I mean, if you cannot pass marbles naturally, you might have other issues a doc should take a look at.
Missed the opportunity to put a golden watch on that picture.
Wait, why an apple?
Exactly, I don’t get the appeal.
Because pineapples are a bit trickier, obviously
Especially if there is already a pizza in there - people get rally mad & very political
Why would you ruin a perfectly good pineapple by putting it on pizza when you can ruin it by shoving it up your ass
… I can only assume it’s like peanut butter with dogs, but you know, for horses.
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Relatively smooth, round and ‘filling’, comes with a convenient stem to hold on to that definitely won’t break on extraction
“We are discreet. But we also think it’s funny.”
… that sign … they just kept it because it seemed funny after they retrieved it from a pacient.
Thoughts and prayers for the one patient for whom it actually was a freak accident
Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked
How’d you know he was a priest if he was naked?
He was praying when it happened. “Oh my god”
Reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Frank gets a pasta statue stuck up his ass
Million-to-one shot, doc!
Fun fact: If you actually fell and landed on something with enough force to make it’s way inside of you the object would quite literally rip your asshole. When it’s a true accident, it’s very clear due to the blood loss and whatnot
If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.
Again?
Daily
I know from first hand experience you can’t do it by accident as one time, hung over and showering in the dark in the early morning i got a little dizzy and sat down.
Perfectly meeting my starfish to the shampoo bottle on the floor. It could not have been more on target had i attempted this.
I shot up, seeing stars like for real for only the second time in my life. I wasnt dizzy, I was up and at em’ baby. Wooo what a rush! Hurt a lot for a minute. Hard as i sat down I don’t think that bottle tip made it a millimeter into my pooper.
So yeah, impossible
The sphincter is one of the few muscles that is contracted by default, and you have to consciously loose. So yeah, unless you have some medical condition, not very likely to get something in by accident
Cool, what others are there? Also, goofy question: what’s the relative strength of this ‘outer anus’? It wasn’t listed in my search for strongest muscles and most results are tips on gaining anus strength
Has the Olympics gone too far?
Its different right after anal sex, when your muscles are still relaxed.
I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I’ve heard…