zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
on 05 Sep 2024 21:46
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Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.
YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems
on 05 Sep 2024 21:51
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It’s not that beauty is skin-deep, it’s that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world
on 06 Sep 2024 00:35
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“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
taiyang@lemmy.world
on 06 Sep 2024 01:32
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“Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!”
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
on 06 Sep 2024 02:13
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So I’m at Burning Man and my buddy is like “Hey, do you feel a little weird?” and I’m like “Yeah, yeah, I feel a little weird. Why?” And he’s like “'Member those cookies my girlfriend gave our camp at dinner time?” I’m like “Yeah. Why?” He’s like “Well, here’s the thing…”
Honytawk@lemmy.zip
on 06 Sep 2024 02:36
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“The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!”
robdor@lemmynsfw.com
on 06 Sep 2024 04:38
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Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve
Minarble@aussie.zone
on 06 Sep 2024 05:08
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Picture of two assholes connected by a tube
NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org
on 06 Sep 2024 13:30
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Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.
Fuck yeah topical reference
mammata@feddit.it
on 06 Sep 2024 13:59
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Ha, I immediately recognized the source of this picture. It’s from a Madonna music video of ‘4 minutes’ (ca. 1:15 min)
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Be sure to set your ceiling fan height appropriately
Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.
Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:
Internal workings of a snog.
Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.
I don’t know, Brad. I just think we’ve grown apart. Kissing you now just feels sort of… hollow.
I can’t feel my face when I’m with you
Fig. 1 Captured image of the effects of a space-time distortion field on the human body. Picture released by the respective families estate.
Humans wondered why the four-dimensional creature didn’t find our porn intriguing.
Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.
It’s not that beauty is skin-deep, it’s that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.
“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.
never learn how the sausage is made unless you’re going to work with sausage making.
Looks like they drank too much RadiThor
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
What landed on the destination transporter pad was somehow even worse
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
“Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!”
So I’m at Burning Man and my buddy is like “Hey, do you feel a little weird?” and I’m like “Yeah, yeah, I feel a little weird. Why?” And he’s like “'Member those cookies my girlfriend gave our camp at dinner time?” I’m like “Yeah. Why?” He’s like “Well, here’s the thing…”
“The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!”
Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve
Picture of two assholes connected by a tube
Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.
Fuck yeah topical reference
Ha, I immediately recognized the source of this picture. It’s from a Madonna music video of ‘4 minutes’ (ca. 1:15 min)
youtu.be/aAQZPBwz2CI?t=71
Advanced facial necrosis
Need a new ENT doc?
Our sinuses are so clean