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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 27 Nov 18:53
https://mander.xyz/post/21220544

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Diddlydee@feddit.uk on 27 Nov 19:30 next collapse

Skinake

thefartographer@lemm.ee on 27 Nov 19:35 collapse

Skinake is skinakey

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 27 Nov 19:36 next collapse

Forbidden sausage

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 27 Nov 19:37 next collapse

An actual, honest to God, trouser snake!

frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io on 27 Nov 19:38 next collapse

Small intestine camouflage

DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net on 27 Nov 19:56 next collapse

The derpy eyes really pull the whole snek together

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 19:57 next collapse

This guy is really annoying when you first fight him

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml on 27 Nov 20:43 next collapse

Bro about to betray his kind and usher in the age of Lords

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works on 27 Nov 20:50 next collapse

Does it feel like normal skin? If so, why is it allowed to live?

Nah I’m kidding, pretty cute.

Mothra@mander.xyz on 27 Nov 22:52 next collapse

I didn’t know this was possible, is the image real?

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz on 28 Nov 01:49 collapse

Yes!

I have scaleless bearded dragon. Naked reptiles are indeed real. Not always healthy, though.

Mothra@mander.xyz on 28 Nov 04:33 next collapse

Wow that’s so intriguing! I can’t believe I never heard about it before

communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz on 28 Nov 07:36 collapse

If you think about it scales are just keratin, basically hair

communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz on 28 Nov 07:37 collapse

Scaleless beardies are one of the most detrimental ones however, that one is very unfortunate for the animal

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz on 28 Nov 10:03 collapse

Absolutely! No one should ever go out looking for a scaleless beardie. Ever. I’m a former foster/rescue, and I was offered up one from a breeder who produced one by accident (they retired that pair immediately after). I accepted because I wanted to learn how to care for one in case I’d need the knowledge for future cases.

The amount of time & money I’ve spent on this idiot to keep him healthy & comfortable is ridiculous.

Love him to bits! But no one should ever get a scaleless beardie.

kboy101222@sh.itjust.works on 27 Nov 23:08 next collapse

I like snakes, but this makes me weirdly uncomfortable

Aviandelight@mander.xyz on 27 Nov 23:33 collapse

This is the snake equivalent of breeding brachycephalic dogs. It’s bad for the animal and bad for the hobby.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 07:45 collapse

I always get really upset whenever I’m reminded of Twistey Cats.

Sho@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 23:30 next collapse

I prefer a “Nudle” ☺️

dingus@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 23:35 next collapse

It seems like this would negatively impact the health of the snake. Do we have any scale-less snake experts?

LouisGarbuor@sh.itjust.works on 28 Nov 00:31 next collapse

Not an expert, but I have heard that this isn’t a big deal for the snake. Scaleless rat snakes (which I believe the picture to be) have been found in the wild doing pretty alright. There is a benefit to be had from scales, but in captivity I imagine it is alright.

Pretty sure I heard it from a video by All Canadian Reptile Girl

Zetta@mander.xyz on 28 Nov 01:52 collapse

I love the attempt at providing a source, it’s a lot more than I do usually

Hexarei@programming.dev on 28 Nov 20:41 collapse

A concept of a source

communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz on 28 Nov 07:35 next collapse

In captivity it’s fine, however some scaleless morphs are detrimental to survival, there are no safe scaleless ball python morphs for example, this is a rat/corn snake, they have one of the benign ones

intensely_human@lemm.ee on 28 Nov 21:09 collapse

I happen to be a scaleless snake expert, as a result of my extensive experience.

The trick with hairless snakes is you have to keep them warm. Too little heat, and this guy will go completely rigid.

Imagine an icicle made of blood, with a snake built around it. That’s your hairless snake with too little heat.

Beyond that’s its basic hairless snake stuff: clothing, thermal tattoos, an endless supply of hairless rats, and little snakeweights to help them stay buff.

It’s not easy raising these special creatures, but it’s very rewarding once you get over the unmitigable horror of feeling them crawl around your shoulders, and their habit of whispering as you shudder.

Because of their lack of scales, they’re unable to vocalize, and hence they speak in a hoarse whisper.

davidgro@lemmy.world on 27 Nov 23:44 next collapse

Send danger noods

muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee on 28 Nov 00:02 next collapse

I thought snakes needed their scales to move?

Empricorn@feddit.nl on 28 Nov 01:25 next collapse

Do you see him moving?

EtherWhack@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 02:35 collapse

Yes

communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz on 28 Nov 07:33 collapse

These generally still have their belly scutes, and even if they didn’t, they only need them to move better, they can move without them if necessary, they just suck at it

MeatPilot@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 00:39 next collapse

I heard these type of snakes will spit a thick venom if provoked.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 28 Nov 02:20 next collapse

Look out it’s a hidewinder.

cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world on 28 Nov 02:34 next collapse

Lewdle is actually a game. It’s Wordle but only with naughty words.

www.lewdlegame.com

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br on 28 Nov 02:46 next collapse

Show this picture to my wife telling her “look, a hairless snake” and she was like “wow! Wait a second! All snakes are hairless!!”

communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz on 28 Nov 07:34 collapse

Scales are made of keratin, they are basically hair!

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee on 28 Nov 02:48 next collapse

TIL the breed for Mr Bigglesworth

RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works on 28 Nov 04:40 next collapse

This immediately reminded me of that one scene from the boys with the supe with the giant schlongadong

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 07:44 next collapse

Shouldn’t it have softer bedding than wood chips?

girsaysdoom@sh.itjust.works on 28 Nov 14:12 collapse

I know right? I keep thinking it needs a blanket too but then I realize that it’s cold blooded. 😅

intensely_human@lemm.ee on 28 Nov 21:02 collapse

So an electric blanket

Akasazh@feddit.nl on 28 Nov 07:50 next collapse

That’s terrifying. This creature could be any size imaginable.

Seeing that is scale-less and all. Maybe a banana could help?

I’ll see myself out…

intensely_human@lemm.ee on 28 Nov 21:02 collapse

The beast rests on a bed of wood chunks

Emmie@lemm.ee on 28 Nov 08:13 next collapse

Cute, lil snake needs protection

c0ber@lemmy.ml on 28 Nov 20:52 next collapse

every aspect of a snake is, in fact, the result of a mutation

Baaahb@feddit.nl on 28 Nov 21:34 next collapse

Technically true, but I’m thinking they’re trying to explain this isn’t from a species of scaleless snakes (yet)

Laser@feddit.org on 28 Nov 22:30 collapse

What about the aspects of a fish

intensely_human@lemm.ee on 28 Nov 21:01 next collapse

He looks more conscious somehow. I think I’ve got mammalian in-group bias. He just looks like more of a little bro than a regular snake does.

Like a dog that got turned into a snake and is now like wut

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works on 28 Nov 22:37 next collapse

I like to imagine that this one wood flake near its mouth is a goofy tooth.

spookex@lemmy.world on 28 Nov 23:20 next collapse

That thing looks hilariously confused. Like, it’s just there and looking at you like o_o

Reckless_Moose@ttrpg.network on 28 Nov 00:01 collapse

… I should call him.