Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
on 17 Jan 14:50
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I was gonna say; not a lot of other creatures setup industrial farms… If you want to survive as a plant species, making humans like you isn’t a terrible strategy.
Has anyone checked for correlation between having a taste for capsaicin and not chewing your food thoroughly?
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
on 17 Jan 16:05
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Shut up I just eat fast.
leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today
on 17 Jan 15:49
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Humans are largely human because we are terrible “one-trial learners.” We twist the tiger’s tail until it turns on us. We don’t learn. We come back to twist the tiger’s tail some more.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
on 17 Jan 16:02
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Twist the tigers tale 10 times and get bitten.
Most creatures: don’t twist the tigers tail.
Us: …what about 9 twists…?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 17 Jan 16:10
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Speak for yourself. I never twisted any tiger’s tail but neither do I judge you for your kink
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
on 17 Jan 18:41
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That’s not the only toxic thing humans eat, drink or smoke. Chocolate, coffee, alcohol and probably many more.
skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works
on 17 Jan 22:27
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Sorry, spicy food / capsaicin is toxic?
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
on 17 Jan 22:37
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For pets it is. A bunch of spices are toxic for dogs and cats.
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Mammals spread the seeds even more.
I was gonna say; not a lot of other creatures setup industrial farms… If you want to survive as a plant species, making humans like you isn’t a terrible strategy.
Just know that you're never going to be good enough for the humans and they're going to "fix" you.
#PlantsNeedTherapy
Brassicas have entered the chat.
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When your plan fails successfully
Every year in my garden, absolutely!
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I saw a video saying that this was so that birds would eat instead of mammals. Something about spreading out further.
Yep!
Only mammals have the nerve receptors to feel the heat.
Herbivores grind the seeds up. Plants don’t want that.
Birds, who can’t sense the heat, happily eat the pods and poop the seeds everywhere.
Has anyone checked for correlation between having a taste for capsaicin and not chewing your food thoroughly?
Shut up I just eat fast.
Humans are largely human because we are terrible “one-trial learners.” We twist the tiger’s tail until it turns on us. We don’t learn. We come back to twist the tiger’s tail some more.
Twist the tigers tale 10 times and get bitten.
Most creatures: don’t twist the tigers tail.
Us: …what about 9 twists…?
Speak for yourself. I never twisted any tiger’s tail but neither do I judge you for your kink
That’s not the only toxic thing humans eat, drink or smoke. Chocolate, coffee, alcohol and probably many more.
Sorry, spicy food / capsaicin is toxic?
For pets it is. A bunch of spices are toxic for dogs and cats.
Fuck
And yet, it is a much more common plant now, whose offspring comes in many new forms. It has gained the care and protection by a mammal.
Joke’s on us. We’re being farmed by capsicum.