I Like Corn!
from andros_rex@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz on 14 Jul 05:06
https://lemmy.world/post/32938638

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matengor@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 06:09 next collapse

Graphic design is my passion. Unironically, I like it 👍🏼

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 09:07 next collapse

Are you ready? đź’¦

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sys_team_chapel@lemmynsfw.com on 14 Jul 09:43 next collapse

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frunch@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 12:21 next collapse

Got my corn face on 🌽🥵🌽

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 15:41 next collapse

Country girls make do…

sys_team_chapel@lemmynsfw.com on 14 Jul 23:09 collapse
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:59 collapse

S-s-step cob where did your husk go?!?

dalekcaan@feddit.nl on 14 Jul 10:12 next collapse

It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

matengor@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 13:30 collapse

My cob is sweaty 🥵

TurtleTourParty@midwest.social on 14 Jul 09:14 collapse

It’s actually easily readable which gives it points from me

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 06:35 next collapse

Forn cog!

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 16:03 next collapse

Forncog Lagforn!

I say, I say

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 17 Jul 19:42 collapse

fornicogtion

jcs@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 06:45 next collapse

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the_crotch@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 12:08 collapse

That kid is one of my favorite things to come out of the internet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world on 14 Jul 14:47 collapse

Have you ever seen the lady who attaches the corn to a drill so she can eat it really fast?

the_crotch@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 15:24 collapse

The one who get scalped by the drill?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world on 14 Jul 15:28 collapse

I was thinking of the one who lost her front teeth but I remember the scalping one too.

winkly@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 07:02 next collapse

I always get a bad case of corn fog when I eat too much caramel corn

Odo@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 07:11 next collapse

Well that’s a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I’ve wondered about that for years and never would’ve guessed it’s the corn.

manicdave@feddit.uk on 14 Jul 10:51 collapse

OP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.

metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub on 14 Jul 11:13 next collapse

Turns out ghosts also like corn.

Tryenjer@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:42 collapse

Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 14:22 next collapse

Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.

bizzle@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 18:07 collapse

They’re vaping in there

Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 18:27 collapse

Oh.

Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 23:46 collapse

Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone on 14 Jul 07:28 next collapse

⚠️ CORN FOG!

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 07:40 next collapse

Brak likes corn!

Uli@sopuli.xyz on 14 Jul 09:10 next collapse

Fog corn leg corn!

HylicManoeuvre@mander.xyz on 14 Jul 09:28 next collapse

I wonder how come, since C4 plants, such as corn, have high water-use efficiency

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 14 Jul 10:39 collapse

A plant can use water efficiently, in terms of getting a lot of CO2 in exchange for the water they transpire, and still use a lot of water.

Corn grows super fast at peak season.

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 16:27 collapse

In some cases, such as no wind, you can evem hear it growing. It’s like bamboo in that regard, which makes sense since they’re both grasses

meyotch@slrpnk.net on 14 Jul 17:46 collapse

Yeah, it’s a very creepy experience to walk through a corn field at night in July.

Definitely no place for children. If you see any, run like hell. ;)

rayyy@piefed.social on 14 Jul 10:26 next collapse

Guess JFK Jr gets more roadkill deer.

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club on 14 Jul 15:18 next collapse

ORDER CORN

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 16:03 next collapse

It’s got the (fog) juice!

LilB0kChoy@midwest.social on 14 Jul 18:28 next collapse

First time I’ve ever seen/heard transpire used in that way. I’m one of today’s lucky 10,000!

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 20:34 next collapse

“Transpire” is the plant version of “perspire.” TIL, too!

SippyCup@feddit.nl on 15 Jul 01:01 collapse

Fun fact, that’s the origin of the word.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 14 Jul 18:39 next collapse

#CORNNATION

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today on 15 Jul 01:16 collapse

“Hwat in cornnashun!?”

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 20:16 next collapse

TIL I am a deer. Thank you science!

andros_rex@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 20:36 collapse
samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 20:37 next collapse

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altphoto@lemmy.today on 15 Jul 01:20 collapse

Isn’t that blocked in most cities? CornFog.com the best corn still allowed.

Doggie corn BDSN CP DCP Reverse Corngirl And cornalinguis.

All their videos are extremely unique… Guy visits girl in an unimaginably huge number of ways, yada yada yada, they’re having corn. Yeah! Right there. They’re just doing it! C’mon Jerry! They don’t care if we watch. No they don’t! Its just corn! Who are these people!