cum 2 mummy

cum 2 mummy
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 22 Aug 21:31
https://mander.xyz/post/36499226

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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world on 22 Aug 21:47 next collapse

Swordfighting to see who gets to top, ill allow it

Edit: who gets the high ground goddammit it was right there

crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org on 22 Aug 23:56 collapse

I thought we were all doing this? My partner told me everyone does this

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 23 Aug 00:04 collapse

I feel the need to inform you that not all humans have penises.

porksnort@slrpnk.net on 23 Aug 01:39 next collapse

True, but such a shame.

kibiz0r@midwest.social on 23 Aug 03:20 next collapse

But they could

Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com on 23 Aug 03:44 collapse

“7.1 c)

If players lack equipment they will be provided with equipment”

Johannisbeerschorle@feddit.org on 22 Aug 21:47 next collapse

CubitOom@infosec.pub on 22 Aug 21:57 next collapse

Reminds me of being in high school again and “jousting”

Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip on 22 Aug 22:03 next collapse

ahh so genital jousting is derived from nature

justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io on 22 Aug 22:05 next collapse

"Male"
Sorry?
They are Hermaphrodites. Not Male or Female.

tdawg@lemmy.world on 22 Aug 22:48 next collapse

Gotta shove the gender normativity in there somehow

turbowafflz@lemmy.world on 22 Aug 23:56 next collapse

Nima@leminal.space on 23 Aug 13:36 collapse

that was what wigged you out? not the genital jousting to achieve sexual domination over another?

not the phallic whacking. that part is fine. that’s just normal tuesdays.

fireweed@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 14:26 next collapse

Meanwhile I’m over here like

Genital jousting: no probs, carry on

Their coloring: wtf that can’t be natural, gotta be digitally enhanced, no way these oil slick looking mfers actually that rainbow irl

justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io on 23 Aug 14:54 next collapse

Yeah, this isn't news to me that this is a thing. Saw articles on this ~ 20 years ago. Complete with grainy images of the tiny flatworms "fencing".

Was weird then. Got used to the idea since. Worse to me is some of parasites like toxoplasma gondii that just get to rewrite what smells you like so that they can get back into a cat.

M137@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 15:03 collapse

But that is a thing though, while them being male isn’t. They’re pointing out a factual error, not saying “This detail made me go yuck most”.

How have you managed to not understand this?

Nima@leminal.space on 23 Aug 15:08 collapse

“How have you managed to not understand this?”

I am sorry that you are taking this seriously. i meant it to be a light joke. i wanted to write the phrase ‘genital jousting’.

i know they’re not males. most people who look them up using a search engine know that as well. just trying to have fun.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 00:49 next collapse

is this the animal from which college kids evolved

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 23 Aug 00:52 next collapse

lets his opponent win

Oh no! Guess you have to inseminate me! Dang it! 😩

davidagain@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 00:57 next collapse

Foreplay.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 01:45 next collapse

GandalftheBlack@feddit.org on 23 Aug 08:33 collapse

Schwanz

Asidonhopo@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 01:53 next collapse

“Loser”

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 02:50 next collapse

Grass@sh.itjust.works on 23 Aug 03:25 next collapse

I wish this upon all self proclaimed alpha males

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca on 23 Aug 04:19 next collapse

Denjin@feddit.uk on 23 Aug 06:03 next collapse

I’ve had several nights like this. Oh no! I lost again! 🥹

Blubber28@lemmy.world on 23 Aug 07:00 next collapse

“See babe I told you phallus fencing is a very natural thing!”

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today on 23 Aug 07:09 next collapse

tapeworms just “do themselves” to make fertilized eggs.

CoolThingAboutMe@beehaw.org on 23 Aug 13:34 collapse

Is that what a flatworm looks like?

I would not describe that as flat. It looks like some kind of dragon imo.