Snail Pro Tips
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 28 Jul 16:05
https://mander.xyz/post/34842399

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Nighed@feddit.uk on 28 Jul 16:43 next collapse

What vital work do they do, other than feeding birds?

Eating my beans definitely isn’t!

sobchak@programming.dev on 28 Jul 17:56 collapse

If your beans aren’t native to your area, I guess they’re bringing balance to your ecosystem.

Nighed@feddit.uk on 28 Jul 18:03 collapse

Huh, they originate from central America. TIL

daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 28 Jul 16:51 next collapse

Last line really needs a citation.

Where I live they are plague. If you have them in your garden they will eat absolutely everything.

I love snails, and I have had them as pets sometimes. They are cute and fun. But most common species found in cities are not endangered afaik, quite the opposite.

FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 28 Jul 17:19 next collapse

Exactly, they are a massively invasive pest where I live

Gullible@sh.itjust.works on 28 Jul 17:23 next collapse

They’re pretty easy to get rid of, or at least cull. Leave some beer out and they’ll all drown in it. Snails adore beer.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 17:30 next collapse

Me too, little snails.

MoonRaven@feddit.nl on 28 Jul 22:13 next collapse

I am a snail.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 28 Jul 22:31 next collapse

A useful fact to know if you’re playing Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist!

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 22:44 next collapse

Or just pick them up without tapping their shells first. I read somewhere that that is a good way to kill them.

snailboy@leminal.space on 30 Jul 02:24 collapse

Shit, you got that right.

OozingPositron@feddit.cl on 28 Jul 18:03 next collapse

Cute and funny?

taiyang@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 18:48 collapse

My thought too. Snails in my area are an invasive species and there’s very little that can eat them. They serve no good purpose and compete with the native species, which actually are probably endangered.

over_clox@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 16:30 next collapse

Honestly, I don’t think I’ve even seen a snail in years. I mean I’m no gardener, and don’t necessarily go out of my way to look for little critters, but I live on the US Gulf Coast, and make a point to look out for little helpful harmless critters, so you’d figure I should see more than one a year…

🤷

logicbomb@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 16:33 next collapse

How do snails “maintain the wildlife balance in our gardens”?

TheOctonaut@mander.xyz on 28 Jul 18:24 collapse

Birds eat the snails. Bird-eating Spiders eat the birds. Phorusrachids eat the bird-eating spiders.

toast@retrolemmy.com on 28 Jul 18:33 next collapse

This description of the food web seems a little dated. I haven’t seen a bird-eating spider in years.

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world on 29 Jul 03:31 collapse

Really? There’s one leading the DHS right now.

logicbomb@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 19:00 next collapse

French people eat the snails. Acromantulas eat the French people.

MoonRaven@feddit.nl on 28 Jul 22:14 next collapse

Well, shit, nature is healing.

oce@jlai.lu on 29 Jul 15:15 collapse

I see they like serious gourmet shit.

antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Jul 00:28 next collapse

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Ancient Greek sure is a bitch to spell in English.

TheOctonaut@mander.xyz on 29 Jul 03:17 collapse

I’m spelling it the Hiberno-Hellenic way

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 29 Jul 19:05 collapse

Me: What’s a ‘phorusachid’?

Wikipedia: Here you go!

Me: … I regret everything.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 16:42 next collapse

Here for the obligatory “I’d tap that” quip.

ImpermeableMembrane@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 16:42 next collapse

I call BS on this snail tapping thing. I’ve seen it in meme form like this over and over again, but any time I’ve tried it (very snaily garden) it’s never actually helped in any way.

fubarx@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 17:10 next collapse

Why did the snail cross the road?

Not clear. Let it cross the road first.

brap@lemmy.world on 28 Jul 17:56 next collapse

Works a treat for aquarium snails too. A gentle tappy tap tap and they just retract and fall off things.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 28 Jul 22:19 next collapse

These little guys are basically the only bugs I see in the shrubs and they are the reason all the shrubs are dying. They are not bringing balance. They are bringing destruction.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works on 28 Jul 22:28 collapse
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world on 29 Jul 03:38 next collapse

the only time I ever interact with snails is when walking the dog late at night. and only by stepping on the poor bastards. they explode. guys just stay off the sidewalks, keep to the bushes ffs

PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world on 29 Jul 14:42 collapse

Dude is committing snail genocide via dog walking

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world on 29 Jul 15:52 next collapse

two or three each summer… I’m a snailocidal maniac it’s true

Zink@programming.dev on 29 Jul 20:14 next collapse

snail genocide

Me and the (probably) other two lemmings who have ponds:

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Not that I kill them on purpose. But once the little pond snails make it in and multiply like crazy, there are a ton of them in any locations where the fish don’t have access to hoover them up. Just about any of my maintenance tasks will crush some of them plus a bunch of random larvae.

I guess that’s an inevitable downside to having a hobby where I care for a flourishing little ecosystem.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 31 Jul 09:43 collapse

snenocide

Cabslock@lemmy.world on 29 Jul 19:21 next collapse

Be careful when tapping them, because:

Inside every snail shell is a tiny disco ball

Disco isn’t dead, instead, it turns out that it just got small

They’ve got the boogie oogie all up in their buggy bodies

These super freaks of nature love to seek out funky hobbies

Disco snails!

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world on 30 Jul 05:14 collapse

This was amazing

bytesonbike@discuss.online on 29 Jul 19:32 next collapse

Reminds me of that kid who ate a snail on a date and had brain damage and died in pain years later.

Fucking brutal.

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Jul 20:13 collapse

Was that not a slug?

trk@aussie.zone on 29 Jul 20:45 collapse

I’ve seen news stories for death by eating snails, slugs, and geckos. Also a butterfly that was crushed up and injected.

I did a lot of stupid things as a young bloke, but never did eating random animals from the garden seem like a good idea - let alone injecting one???

Dearth@lemmy.world on 29 Jul 19:58 next collapse

Most common “garden snails” in north America are actually invasive and you absolutley should murder them ruthlessly to keep your garden alive

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world on 29 Jul 20:55 next collapse

Nice try immortal snail

LordWiggle@lemmy.world on 29 Jul 21:08 next collapse

Wildlife balance? I wouldn’t call eating everything I have planted in my garden wildlife balance. Luckily a hedgehog moved in into my garden 2 years ago, he makes sure there’s a balance in my garden again. But the snails are suffering, that’s for sure.

Agent641@lemmy.world on 30 Jul 03:33 collapse

Hedgehog is Doomslayer of snails?

tungsten5@lemmy.zip on 30 Jul 03:14 next collapse

I once had a pet snail when I was a little kid. I found him outside one day and brought him inside. I put him on my shelf in my bedroom. I was very surprised the following morning to find that he had moved to the next shelf down. It kinda freaked me out so I put him back outside.

[deleted] on 30 Jul 06:10 next collapse

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napkin2020@sh.itjust.works on 30 Jul 06:28 collapse

Don’t put them on your dry ass hand and let them be.