Hearts and lungs are for losers.
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 01 Jul 11:48
https://mander.xyz/post/14820082

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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml on 01 Jul 12:01 next collapse

I also like not wearing the stethoscope whine using it

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 01 Jul 15:44 next collapse

if your stethoscope whines while you’re using it you may be pressing it to hard on your patient

cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world on 01 Jul 16:40 collapse

Ears are for losers.

Norgur@fedia.io on 01 Jul 12:48 next collapse

Chiropractor at work: Whatever is wrong with you, as long as I get to crack some joints, you will not die of anything, pinky promise!

Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf on 01 Jul 12:59 next collapse

A moment of silence for all those who have died of joint-crack disease 😔…

otter@lemmy.ca on 01 Jul 14:03 next collapse

It’s actually a big enough problem for warnings about it:

turbowafflz@lemmy.world on 01 Jul 14:29 next collapse

My high school environmental science teacher had an aneurism at a chiropractor’s office. They didn’t even believe her and wouldn’t call an ambulance for her at first.

Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf on 01 Jul 18:27 collapse

Jfc

ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one on 01 Jul 18:44 collapse

That sounds like a debuff from Morrowind or something

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world on 01 Jul 18:55 collapse

Acupuncturist: Hold my beer while I open your 8 gates of Ki

Posadas@hexbear.net on 01 Jul 12:50 collapse

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Emmie@lemm.ee on 01 Jul 19:05 collapse

Gotta love how hexbear users are automatically downvoted