Real Talk
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 20 Aug 17:50
https://mander.xyz/post/36358861

#science_memes

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bleistift2@sopuli.xyz on 20 Aug 17:58 next collapse

That’s why you always prefix your todos with “TODO”

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 20 Aug 23:47 next collapse

To-do: add TODO

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 21 Aug 01:41 next collapse

Only in Kansas

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 29 Aug 10:35 collapse

todo, todo, todo todo todo, todo todooooo
tododododooo

Eq0@literature.cafe on 20 Aug 18:37 next collapse

Once, I got a reviewer stating “in the code, I doubt line 43 was supposed to be submitted”

Line 43: FUUUCK, DOES NOT WORK

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world on 20 Aug 19:29 next collapse

Did it work though?

Eq0@literature.cafe on 20 Aug 19:41 collapse

Yes. Yes, everything works a-okay. Somehow I fixed the code but never removed the obnoxious, full cap comment…

OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml on 20 Aug 19:36 collapse

I’m amazed a reviewer read the code.

Eq0@literature.cafe on 20 Aug 19:42 collapse

Me too! That wasn’t even the only time I got comments on my code. Since then, I make a point of doing at least a cursory check on codes when I review as well

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world on 20 Aug 23:32 collapse

Do you also embed little easter eggs to reward those diligent code-reviewers?

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today on 21 Aug 00:50 next collapse

ASCII art in the comments

Two9A@lemmy.world on 21 Aug 09:18 collapse

Whenever I come across ASCII art in the comments, it’s a good day. Here’s one from the day job:

<img alt="ASCII art of a fist, with the headline “DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING OR YOU WILL BE PUNCHED.”" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/475ab63c-d080-42cc-baf0-24fcc2b018c0.png">

Eq0@literature.cafe on 21 Aug 09:25 collapse

Not like that anymore >.<

Postimo@lemmy.zip on 20 Aug 18:38 next collapse

Vibes science?

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world on 20 Aug 18:50 next collapse

At least it wasn’t AI

stelelor@lemmy.ca on 21 Aug 13:12 collapse

My thought sas well! I’d rather stumble upon this than shit like “vegetative electron miscroscopy”.

Sergio@piefed.social on 20 Aug 19:00 next collapse

Best case scenario:

  • The initial submission didn't cite the crappy Gabor paper, and peer reviewers said that it should.
  • The peer editor, summarizing feedback, said that the submission was accepted as long as it took into account the peer reviewer suggested revisions.
  • The submitters don't really care about the paper quality, all they need is the citation. So they assigned the revisions to the lowliest grad student.
  • The lowliest grad student knows their advisor hates that crapmaster Gabor, so when they sent it to their advisor they asked whether they should cite that paper, thinking they might prefer to passive-aggressively "forget" to do so
  • The advisor doesn't care about the paper quality (see above) so they just skimmed it and saw the word "Gabor". (alternate hypothesis: they thought this was a great opportunity to troll that crap-merchant Gabor, as well as those useless middlemen thieves at Wiley.)
  • The peer editor: same as the advisor, they're just doing this for a line-item on their CV.
  • The Wiley "editor" doesn't even read the paper, they just forward it to the typesetter subcontractors and demand that the submitters pay up.
  • The typesetter subcontractors don't care, it's all just text to them.
  • And so it becomes Science, and the writer of crappy papers Gabor is enshrined in the pantheon along with Ea-Nasir and William "I'm something of a scientist myself" Dafoe. Immortality, of a sorts.
Microw@piefed.zip on 20 Aug 23:22 collapse

Worst case scenario:

The peer reviewer is Gabor.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 20 Aug 23:44 next collapse

Best Case Scenario:

Gabor agrees the paper was crap

Maturin@hexbear.net on 21 Aug 01:56 collapse

Your comment combined with Zote’s made for an excellent synthesis.

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip on 21 Aug 00:53 collapse

If your reviewer suggests you cite another paper, it’s one of their papers and they just doxed themselves, 100% of the time.

Contramuffin@lemmy.world on 20 Aug 19:20 next collapse

That’s why you change the color of any temporary text so that you can really see if there’s any left

Eq0@literature.cafe on 20 Aug 19:44 next collapse

Considering how widespread of a situation it is, I am surprised I haven’t found yet a good LaTeX package that handles temporary sections

grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org on 20 Aug 21:19 next collapse

why not add notes as marginalia?

howrar@lemmy.ca on 21 Aug 00:56 collapse

You don’t need a package at all. I just define a new command \xxx{stuff} that changes the colour to red. It’s a one-liner. Copy and paste that into any new document. Changing the colour without a custom command is equally trivial, but this allows you to search for “xxx” to find anything you might’ve missed.

Zwiebel@feddit.org on 20 Aug 20:48 collapse

####I throw some hashes in front

Eq0@literature.cafe on 21 Aug 15:49 collapse

I throw ?? (that is also the default error code for LaTeX, so the last sweep of the pdf is always a search for ??)

Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world on 20 Aug 23:16 next collapse

retractionwatch.com/…/overly-honest-references-sh…

Awesome, it was published but retracted

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 21 Aug 14:13 collapse

OOP really overestimating how many people read a paper. It’s about publishing as many papers as possible, not proofreading.

HiddenLychee@lemmy.world on 21 Aug 14:36 collapse

If I found all my reviewers paid this little attention I would contact the editors and demand new ones lmao

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 21 Aug 21:47 collapse

So you don’t think editors send out complete garbage that they should have rejected themselves?

HiddenLychee@lemmy.world on 21 Aug 22:47 collapse

I mean I haven’t reviewed many papers myself, but I haven’t gotten something that made me think it should have been desk rejected. I suppose that happens though