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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 27 Aug 14:47
https://mander.xyz/post/36790843

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cybervseas@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 14:57 next collapse

Google gets bonus points for being the most blahaj.

KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 18:24 collapse

Unfortunately, they changed it:

blackbrook@mander.xyz on 27 Aug 15:03 next collapse

How do any of these sharks function without a cloaca?!?

Gladaed@feddit.org on 27 Aug 15:12 collapse

Fish asshole y is usually hidden in an anal fin.

Zwiebel@feddit.org on 27 Aug 15:15 next collapse

<img alt="1000101843" src="https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/ab4221cc-7421-4056-ba0a-f12e0f415932.jpeg"> Default android

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de on 27 Aug 15:41 next collapse

Funny, I just wish the image wasn’t so horribly compressed. I can’t even see the 4 gills on Facebook’s one.

Also, why does Apple get 9/10 and Samsung only 8/10 when they’re pretty much identical in terms of accuracy?

Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip on 27 Aug 16:49 collapse

Here’s the Facebook Shark in full quality.

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 Aug 17:03 collapse

TIL that sharks have, and always have had five gill slits??? Is this a Mandela effect situation?

marcos@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 17:30 collapse

And they are way more compressed than on those images.

I now realized I never had a good idea of how sharks look like.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 16:05 next collapse

Shouldn’t get a perfect score when it’s still missing a fin, wtf!?

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 Aug 17:01 next collapse

I’m saying this lightly, but “triggering af”

ivanafterall@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 21:59 collapse

No, I think you used that term 100% appropriately. Trigger warning to anyone who hasn’t viewed the image, yet.

arrow74@lemmy.zip on 27 Aug 19:45 collapse

Graded on a curve

lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works on 27 Aug 16:26 next collapse

The most important metric is shark happiness.

KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 18:20 next collapse

Apple:

Google:

Microsoft:

Samsung:

Whatsapp:

Twitter:

Facebook:

LG:

Soup@lemmy.world on 27 Aug 22:06 next collapse

Wow Twitter’s really does suck, huh?

filcuk@lemmy.zip on 28 Aug 09:59 collapse

I don’t mind the Microsoft style, but I wouldn’t be sure it’s a shark without context

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 27 Aug 19:18 next collapse

See similar review of ant emoji.

“Firefox: that is a termite.”

pugnaciousfarter@literature.cafe on 27 Aug 20:54 next collapse

Hork bajir reference gets an upvote

Jayjader@jlai.lu on 28 Aug 08:31 collapse

And that ant’s mouth parts/muzzle really does look like a Hork-Bajir’s mouth does on the covers that feature them!

huppakee@feddit.nl on 28 Aug 12:28 collapse

Embedded the image, you have to click to view full size probably: <img alt="" src="https://i.imgur.com/sVAAz7r.jpeg">

icelimit@lemmy.ml on 27 Aug 21:14 next collapse

Til all sharks do a shrimp pose. Must be the Victory sign equivalent for humans

huppakee@feddit.nl on 28 Aug 12:23 collapse

It’s because they’re all caught in an invisible square cage :(

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 28 Aug 00:46 next collapse

Here are some fishies more

www.thiings.co/things

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world on 28 Aug 10:19 next collapse

How long until Muskrat replaces the Twitter emojis with AI slop?

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml on 28 Aug 10:38 next collapse

here is the full res version of the image, via the author’s 2019 twitter thread… where there was also this important update two years later:

this other post “A Marine Biologist Ranks Shark Emojis” covers some of the same and also some other ones

ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world on 28 Aug 11:13 collapse

The Apple and Samsung ones look oddly similar