Leg day, bros
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 25 Jun 10:30
https://mander.xyz/post/14574438

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Cris_Color@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 10:37 next collapse

I doubt this will help my deep discomfort but it did make me happy :)

Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com on 25 Jun 10:37 next collapse

While centipedes are fine, I’ve always been much more of a milipede fan.

herrcaptain@lemmy.ca on 25 Jun 13:45 next collapse

It’s weird how when they have even more legs somehow they become less creepy. I guess it’s because they have to pack them in so tight and it starts to almost become cute.

Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com on 25 Jun 13:48 next collapse

I’ll say it: milipedes are cute.

WhoaDang@reddthat.com on 25 Jun 19:04 collapse

<img alt="Millipede and centipede" src="https://www.1111comics.me/img/1111comics%20-%2000196%20-%20millipede%20and%20centipede.png">

herrcaptain@lemmy.ca on 25 Jun 19:57 collapse

You know, until you posted this comic I never really put it together that millipedes are generally not predators. I guess that also explains why I’ve always instinctively found them less scary than centipedes.

WhoaDang@reddthat.com on 25 Jun 22:43 collapse

Yep, millipedes are chill and mostly munch on dead plant material. Centipedes, on the other hand, are carnivorous little demons straight from a nightmare.

Case in point

flora_explora@beehaw.org on 26 Jun 11:44 collapse

Well, the only “evidence” in the video is the commentator repeatedly saying that these centipedes are creepy and horrible. But they also mention how important their role in the ecosystem is. So, I think it is a pretty cool animal! But I don’t get why people would be creeped out by centipedes in the first place.

cordlesslamp@lemmy.today on 25 Jun 14:03 collapse

ngl, I think millipede is kinda cute. I’m thinking about building a terrarium tank and keep a few of them as pet.

nieceandtows@programming.dev on 25 Jun 10:53 next collapse

They don’t scare you enough? Imagine them as Eldritch abominations.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 11:04 next collapse

While I know they’re harmless that has not stopped from committing war crimes against one that found its way to my shower.

keepcarrot@hexbear.net on 25 Jun 11:29 next collapse

Idk if this helps. I just feel kinda itchy now

Ioughttamow@kbin.run on 25 Jun 11:52 next collapse

A few of these lithe fellows and Moria would still be the crowning jewel of the misty mountains

c0smokram3r@midwest.social on 25 Jun 13:01 collapse

Now I’m packing my bugs for the misty mountains 🎶

rockerface@lemm.ee on 25 Jun 12:30 next collapse

Centipedes with legs? Believe it or not, straight to Dark Souls

TheOakTree@lemm.ee on 25 Jun 14:51 collapse

YOU DIED

sverit@lemmy.ml on 25 Jun 23:50 collapse

Skill issue!

Nougat@fedia.io on 25 Jun 12:38 next collapse

Limousine spider.

They also appear to be smart, aggressive, and territorial. I have been chased by several. And I have run away with great haste.

send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 14:37 next collapse

Well I guess sleep is optional tonight

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 25 Jun 15:51 next collapse

Odd, I’ve had several in my room in my last place, but they didn’t seem territorial or aggressive to humans. Sometimes too close I’d worry I’d hurt it but other than that…

SomeGuy69@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 03:23 collapse

Limousine spider. Great! I’ll never forget that anymore for life. Haha

Nougat@fedia.io on 26 Jun 03:37 collapse

Steal it just like I did.

Okokimup@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 13:05 next collapse

I would far rather the spiders in my house eat these things.

PopOfAfrica@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 13:16 next collapse

Straight up I leave Wolf Spiders alive for this goal.

HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca on 25 Jun 13:38 next collapse

Why not both?

cordlesslamp@lemmy.today on 25 Jun 14:00 next collapse

I don’t think house spider eat cockroaches. I would worship them if they could.

Fester@lemm.ee on 25 Jun 14:41 next collapse

A house centipede is just 4 spiders in a trench coat.

nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca on 25 Jun 16:54 collapse

I don’t think they can. Once a centipede is of decent size I think it’s much stronger than the average house Spider. Australia notwithstanding.

macrocephalic@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 04:42 collapse

Can confirm that our house spiders are pretty tough. A car ran off the road and into the front wall of my house spider last year and it barely left a mark. We still live here.

nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca on 26 Jun 17:29 collapse

Im assuming the spider is your landlord.

NutWrench@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 13:17 next collapse

When you’re a centipede, EVERY day is Leg Day!

Krauerking@lemy.lol on 25 Jun 14:10 next collapse

I caught one trying to be in my bathroom and decided to be “nice” by tossing it into my basement.

Down there the entire floor had been sprayed with insect repellent from signs of fleas and roaches, there has been signs of mice and lord knows what else down there too.

2 days later I found it dead having made it all the way to the staircase. Definitely one of the strongest showings in the Gauntlet but not strong enough.

nxdefiant@startrek.website on 25 Jun 17:06 next collapse

what the fuck are you gonna do the first time something makes it up the stairs? I hope you have a flamethrower ready.

flora_explora@beehaw.org on 26 Jun 11:37 collapse

That’s so mean :'(

Pandantic@midwest.social on 25 Jun 14:39 next collapse

I think these bois, much like “spider crickets”, get a lot of flack because their legs are TOO DAMN LONG! They’re cool dudes, but something about those weirdly long legs…

Land_Strider@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 22:31 collapse

Hey, they are the fluffiest critters ever among those that ran over me. They don’t even tickle, just a smooth touch.

Developes feelings for the house centipedes

flicker@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 15:36 next collapse

It’s their suddenness that freaks me out. I had been sitting on my couch for two hours the other night when one scuttled out from beneath my feet!

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Jun 09:02 collapse

this is why i respect web spinning spiders and jumping spiders (despite the name).

web spinners just spin their webs and sit there, they’re in their lane and flourishing.

jumping spiders are smart enough to recognize that we are gods compared to them, and that we probably won’t appreciate them making sudden fast movements.

librejoe@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 16:02 next collapse

They are not 100% harmless than can and have bitten humans.

lost_faith@lemmy.ca on 25 Jun 17:55 collapse

Side note, do not stomp AT them in bare feet (in an attempt to scare them off). They will attack your toes

businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 25 Jun 16:59 next collapse

all they need to do is stop being so scary and we can be chillin

Barx@hexbear.net on 25 Jun 17:38 next collapse

The last point is the important one. If you’re regularly seeing these in your house that means they’ve found a food source: your house is infested with another insect they’re keeping at bay.

Socsa@sh.itjust.works on 25 Jun 23:33 collapse

They won’t actually beat back an infestation though. They are too territorial.

Shhalahr@beehaw.org on 25 Jun 18:45 next collapse

Silverfish. They eat silverfish, and that is why I am on Team Silverware.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world on 25 Jun 19:28 next collapse

nope doesnt help, imma get my flame thrower nevertheless

FarFarAway@startrek.website on 25 Jun 22:12 next collapse

I was in college before I saw one. I grew up with giant 8" long centipedes, but this guy freaked me out more than I can say. Couldn’t even tell it was a centipede. Might as well have been an alien.

Gag.

Freaky motherfookers

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Jun 09:00 next collapse

it’s the legs and speed that do it, normal centipedes are plenty freaky but the fact that the legs are stubbier makes them much more managable, they’re more like seeing a wild rat.

rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de on 27 Jun 14:14 collapse

I didn’t even know they existed until I had one in my apartment around 5 years ago. Now that I’ve bought a house I see them regularly in my basement.

FarFarAway@startrek.website on 27 Jun 14:29 collapse

Relieved, in this aspect, when I moved backed to land of the giant centipedes. Then, I got a bunch of barn boards to make dyi stuff. One came in on there, ran off, and started living around the back of my house. It was the only one around, so it never reproduced (I hope), but damn thing lived back there for years. Just happy it never decided to come inside.

rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 02:41 next collapse

The damn scolopendras have left mate of mine permanently scarred. They are the demon spawn of Bill Gates himself.

OceanSoap@lemmy.ml on 26 Jun 04:04 next collapse

I’m not really scared of them, but I do have a visceral reaction to them. Something about them makes me want to vomit. Or, maybe it’s a level of fear I don’t recognize because I go from 0 to vomit and wanting to claw my eyes out real quick.

Shou@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 05:08 next collapse

Texbook phobia.

nepenthes@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 05:22 next collapse

I feel ya. When I find them in the garden, where one expects to find a multitude of bugs, it gives me the heebie jeebies soo bad. It’s def the zillions of legs going mach 9 for me.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 26 Jun 08:58 collapse

it’s wild because humans are supposed to have this sort of reaction programmed into us for snakes, but i’m absolutely fine with snakes and even find some of them quite cute!

but anything with long thin legs? incinerate it in nuclear hellfire

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works on 26 Jun 04:27 collapse

<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f00decd8-6338-4c04-b953-e15c70323a87.jpeg">

I like them just the way they are.

Shou@lemmy.world on 26 Jun 05:09 collapse

It’s cute.

derpgon@programming.dev on 26 Jun 09:09 collapse

Look at the cute rollerblades!