I literally just woke up in the middle of the night because of sudden pain in absolute fuckwaffle. Now it’s gonna fucking hurt for a week.
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
on 01 Dec 2024 22:39
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But what would the rotator cuff be called?
mosiacmango@lemm.ee
on 01 Dec 2024 22:56
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“Ouch.”
toynbee@lemmy.world
on 01 Dec 2024 23:05
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Torn.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world
on 02 Dec 2024 18:13
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Well, it’s 4 muscles. Acronym: SITS.
You’ll have to come up with a group of 4 assholes.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
on 01 Dec 2024 22:52
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So it’s not just me? Sometimes my body decides that I must constantly keep my face pointed down and to the side for a few days, and these muscles are the enforcers.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
on 01 Dec 2024 23:22
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That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
on 02 Dec 2024 00:17
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Me too. Train yourself to keep your shoulders back and down. While you’re doing that point your chin forward and then bring it back into your neck keeping your head straight. If you look like an idiot doing the chicken walk, you’re probably doing it right.
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, playing games. You sit on the couch, and if you don’t stretch regularly, there’s no knowing what shape you might be when you stand up.”
Illecors@lemmy.cafe
on 01 Dec 2024 23:41
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I’ve had the pleasure of being reminded about this asshole a couple of months ago.
Can’t wait for the next time! 🤢
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
on 02 Dec 2024 03:24
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I’ve got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can’t quite get it to pop.
Assman@sh.itjust.works
on 02 Dec 2024 04:00
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Y’all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?
illectrility@sh.itjust.works
on 02 Dec 2024 06:29
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You mean the absolute fuckwaffel, I presume. The fuckwaffel is located near the heart and makes you feel like something’s wrong with your heart every other day
propter_hog@hexbear.net
on 02 Dec 2024 07:17
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My fuckwaffle hurts right now, actually
shreddingitlater@hexbear.net
on 02 Dec 2024 07:21
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Where’s Sadam Hussein though
rockerface@lemm.ee
on 02 Dec 2024 09:14
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Whose muscles do you think those are
Nakoichi@hexbear.net
on 02 Dec 2024 09:26
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lmao I was gonna make a similar comment.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
on 02 Dec 2024 07:39
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Muscles hurt when they don’t get used. Strength exercise fixes this, although you will replace it with some level of soreness instead.
Still, it’s worth it
waffle@sh.itjust.works
on 02 Dec 2024 13:16
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I’m sorry what the hell did you call me??
Sabata11792@ani.social
on 02 Dec 2024 18:36
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My this-asshole is sore from sleeping too intensely. Usually it’s my fuckwaffle so that’s nice for a change.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 02 Dec 2024 18:42
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I exhaled too hard this morning and now have a sharp stabbing pain in my absolute fuckwaffle. Getting old sucks.
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Funny story. I did wake up this morning with a pain in my absolute fuckwaffle.
I am currently on an icepack for it lol.
My last physio said you should apply heat to that kind of injury rather than ice … what you need is an absolute fuck-waffleiron
:)) I alternate both hot & cold. My partner is a LMT.
I literally just woke up in the middle of the night because of sudden pain in absolute fuckwaffle. Now it’s gonna fucking hurt for a week.
But what would the rotator cuff be called?
“Ouch.”
Torn.
Well, it’s 4 muscles. Acronym: SITS.
You’ll have to come up with a group of 4 assholes.
So it’s not just me? Sometimes my body decides that I must constantly keep my face pointed down and to the side for a few days, and these muscles are the enforcers.
That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.
Me too. Train yourself to keep your shoulders back and down. While you’re doing that point your chin forward and then bring it back into your neck keeping your head straight. If you look like an idiot doing the chicken walk, you’re probably doing it right.
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, playing games. You sit on the couch, and if you don’t stretch regularly, there’s no knowing what shape you might be when you stand up.”
I’ve had the pleasure of being reminded about this asshole a couple of months ago.
Can’t wait for the next time! 🤢
I’ve got a thing right now between my traitor and jackass, but can’t quite get it to pop.
Y’all ever look at your phone too long and then your fuckwaffle hurts for three days?
You mean the absolute fuckwaffel, I presume. The fuckwaffel is located near the heart and makes you feel like something’s wrong with your heart every other day
My fuckwaffle hurts right now, actually
Where’s Sadam Hussein though
Whose muscles do you think those are
lmao I was gonna make a similar comment.
Muscles hurt when they don’t get used. Strength exercise fixes this, although you will replace it with some level of soreness instead.
Still, it’s worth it
I’m sorry what the hell did you call me??
My this-asshole is sore from sleeping too intensely. Usually it’s my fuckwaffle so that’s nice for a change.
I exhaled too hard this morning and now have a sharp stabbing pain in my absolute fuckwaffle. Getting old sucks.