I don’t want babies to punch, screaming, out of pregnant women. I don’t know why the comic artist is pro-chestbursters
houstoneulers@lemmy.world
on 07 Dec 00:05
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It was written by a xenomorph
einlander@lemmy.world
on 06 Dec 23:00
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All I hear is Stewie.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
on 07 Dec 02:02
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“I just walked right out. Didn’t even need to duck”
ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de
on 07 Dec 02:31
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Big heads, plus small pelvic opening due to an upright stature means we are necessarily born immature compared to other animals. For instance I keep saying. Mom you’re retired, can’t you be a little quicker with my pizza rolls?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world
on 07 Dec 03:15
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Lazy-ass mammals.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world
on 07 Dec 03:15
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Your instance is overloaded right now and giving http 429 (too many requests) error code response.
An usually apt comparison to childbirth.
It ain’t easy being cheesy.
Psst: @Sal@mander.xyz
Sharks are playing battle royal.
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I don’t want babies to punch, screaming, out of pregnant women. I don’t know why the comic artist is pro-chestbursters
It was written by a xenomorph
All I hear is Stewie.
“I just walked right out. Didn’t even need to duck”
Big heads, plus small pelvic opening due to an upright stature means we are necessarily born immature compared to other animals. For instance I keep saying. Mom you’re retired, can’t you be a little quicker with my pizza rolls?
Lazy-ass mammals.
More pixels
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And with credits!
Call me crazy, but I’m glad human babies don’t peck their way out of there
Wait… sharks what??
Aren’t sharks laying eggs?
Sand tiger sharks, the ones the fact is about, are live bearing, but some sharks do lay eggs.
If you want to learn a lot more about live bearing fish, look into how to breed guppies. Especially if you have kids, it can be really cool!
Imagine developing fully in the womb, smallheaded nerds