poor jeremy
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 10 Jul 08:09
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ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 10 Jul 08:21 next collapse

Fuck Jerry

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de on 10 Jul 08:28 collapse

Jerry?

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works on 10 Jul 10:34 collapse

Oh is Jerry short for Jerrothon? Jertholomew? Margaret?

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de on 10 Jul 11:00 next collapse

Jeremiah? But either way, not Jeremy nor Jerry got fucked sadly :(

trolololol@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 21:57 collapse

Jeromy

AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 08:34 next collapse

A perfect origin story of a villain.

Jeremy then goes on a crime spree, but he was caught early on because he is a snail… with a left-coiled shell. The shell prints at the crime scenes helped narrow it down to him instantly.

illi@sh.itjust.works on 10 Jul 09:01 next collapse

Perfect candidate for the immortal snail that would be out to get you.

With the decoy snail sidekick of course.

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org on 10 Jul 09:10 next collapse

Jeremy and their other two potential partners. But these two have an alibi. Seems like they had a shell of a time (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works on 10 Jul 14:12 collapse

Take all of your things and get out.

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org on 10 Jul 14:18 collapse

(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■ Even during the interview things were slowly getting out of hand again (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

saltesc@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 09:40 next collapse

In shell
Drawing pictures
Of fence tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Eyestalks raised in a V
The dead lay in pools of pale blue below

Scientists tried to give attention
To the fact that his shell turned left
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world, but

Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today

Clearly I remember
Pickin’ on the boy
Seemed a harmless little mollusc
Oh, but we unleashed a hedgehog
Gnashed his radula
Shot darts at mantles
How could I forget
He hit me with a surprise bump
My shell left hurtin’
Oh, tipped right over
Just like the day
Like the day I heard

Scientists tried to give affection
But the boy was something the others wouldn’t mate
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world

Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today

Try to forget this… (try to forget this)
Try to erase this… (try to erase this)
From the postdoc paper

Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today

spankmonkey@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 12:15 collapse

Perfection!

merari42@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 10:40 next collapse

Jeremy the incel in shell

cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 10 Jul 11:06 collapse
latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 Jul 08:54 next collapse

Ooh, Jezzer! Oh, the drinking we could’ve done together afterwards!

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social on 10 Jul 09:16 next collapse

I thought this was me_irl for a moment

Infamousblt@hexbear.net on 10 Jul 12:10 next collapse

me_irsnail

xylol@leminal.space on 10 Jul 13:07 collapse

You lean to the left?

OpenStars@piefed.social on 10 Jul 14:42 next collapse

Everything you own in the box to the left...

<img alt="img" src="https://y.yarn.co/bed092b6-79c4-477b-997c-441161707189_text.gif">

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social on 10 Jul 15:50 collapse

I was referring to everyone compatible with me mating with each other not me …

BUT coincidentally I do.

catty@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 09:36 next collapse

This is one Jeremy who didn’t hit it with a surprise left…

sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social on 10 Jul 09:46 next collapse

fuckyouinparticular

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 10 Jul 11:50 collapse

*anyone else

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml on 10 Jul 11:49 next collapse

Why cant they just have a love triangle

sad_detective_man@leminal.space on 10 Jul 12:11 next collapse

yeah can snails only have sex once?

ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 13:00 next collapse

i don’t think they’d like performing in front of an audience. it’s hard, you see, for a snail to come out of its shell.

onslaught545@lemmy.zip on 10 Jul 13:55 collapse

Based on a source from another comment, they kinda did.

jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 Jul 11:57 next collapse

And thus was born the tragic song lyric, “Jeremy spoke in class today.”

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml on 10 Jul 13:43 next collapse

<img alt="screenshot of a (fake) tweet by @UberFacts with text: “facts” posted on UberFacts are rarely factual." src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/db937fd3-33f8-4f29-b2ca-5c14b231389d.png">

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_(snail)

these two snails mated with each other instead, producing 170 right-coiled snails. One of the left-coiled snails later mated with Jeremy, producing 56 offspring, all of which also had right-coiling shells.

they also omitted this crucial detail:

Jeremy was named after the left-wing British Labour politician Jeremy Corbyn, on account of it being a “lefty” snail, but also due to Corbyn’s reported love of gardening.

Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de on 10 Jul 14:23 next collapse

Oh, to live in a polycule of 173 left leaning snails

trolololol@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 21:52 collapse

You can’t love gardening and snails, they’re opposing forces

DominatorX1@thelemmy.club on 10 Jul 14:42 next collapse

Story of my life

psycho_driver@lemmy.world on 10 Jul 17:21 collapse

me_irl