Congratulations Professor Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world
on 22 Aug 2024 22:08
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I got tenure despite having less seniority than you MaggotyCumfart!
propter_hog@hexbear.net
on 22 Aug 2024 17:44
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Fun fact: this is also industry
OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml
on 22 Aug 2024 18:18
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Except that in industry no one gets tenure.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world
on 22 Aug 2024 19:53
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Sounds a lot like corporate middle management tbf.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
on 22 Aug 2024 21:33
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… you get tenure?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world
on 22 Aug 2024 23:22
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No you exchange those emails until you get medicated.
skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works
on 22 Aug 2024 21:31
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I am -not- in academia (so I can’t upvote), but this makes me somehow feel kinda better about myself.
Please tell me that, idk, “thoughtful” people need more time to review things (carefully), or something, and that explains this fault… Right? Hello? Is this thing on?
fossilesque@mander.xyz
on 22 Aug 2024 21:52
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It’s not the email, just the constant existential crisis.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
on 23 Aug 2024 00:22
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And ADHD
fossilesque@mander.xyz
on 23 Aug 2024 00:29
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Normal people do not do phds, for better or for worse.
model_tar_gz@lemmy.world
on 23 Aug 2024 01:30
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And CPD: Chronic Procrastination Disorder
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
on 22 Aug 2024 23:25
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I teach at college and work in research at university, that’s how I spot witch students will end up working with us.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
on 23 Aug 2024 00:22
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“Sorry, we can’t offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly”
threaded - newest
Sorry for the late response.
Sorry for the late response.
Sorry for the late response.
Soy for the latter resource.
Soy for the latte.
Blood for the Blood God
Do you hold a stronghold filled with short people ?
I got tenure, fuckers!
Congratulations Professor Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart!
I got tenure despite having less seniority than you MaggotyCumfart!
Fun fact: this is also industry
Except that in industry no one gets tenure.
Sounds a lot like corporate middle management tbf.
… you get tenure?
No you exchange those emails until you get medicated.
I am -not- in academia (so I can’t upvote), but this makes me somehow feel kinda better about myself.
Please tell me that, idk, “thoughtful” people need more time to review things (carefully), or something, and that explains this fault… Right? Hello? Is this thing on?
It’s not the email, just the constant existential crisis.
And ADHD
Normal people do not do phds, for better or for worse.
And CPD: Chronic Procrastination Disorder
I teach at college and work in research at university, that’s how I spot witch students will end up working with us.
“Sorry, we can’t offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly”
“Sorry, for the late response. Unfortunately, we can’t offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly”
FTFY
How do you spot the wizard students?
Thanks for your patience while I researched the details.
Yes, I’m free for a lunch meeting last Friday. See you then.
Sorry for the late response.