Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
on 04 Jun 03:56
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I hate being reminded of this…Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.
ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works
on 04 Jun 04:22
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prude
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 04 Jun 04:11
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TIHI
HowAbt2day@futurology.today
on 04 Jun 04:12
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Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.
Cris_Color@lemmy.world
on 04 Jun 04:21
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I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲
Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today
on 04 Jun 05:13
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Jesus Christ, get a room
devilish666@lemmy.world
on 04 Jun 05:32
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No they’re not.
I totally do know about it. Especially now.
I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.
We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!
I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…
Oh I know about it, and I’m quite glad that they’re comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.
Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.
I hate being reminded of this…Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.
prude
TIHI
Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.
I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲
Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream
Jesus Christ, get a room
well good for them…
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2a6e887c-6eb9-409f-b472-cc0258485c43.jpeg">
Nice.
I did not consent
There was someone they forgot to ask
I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite
on it boss
If you aren’t a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.
So…your face or mine?
At least someone is having sex around here.
i can’t sleep without it
And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?
From now on I’m calling my girlfriend “my microscopic mite”
New kink unlocked.
Thank you, I hate it.
As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.
Mites gotta mate
That’s fine, so long as I continue to not know it.
There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.
eg. <img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/ecc4519b-559d-49f6-9fe8-190977bc9472.jpeg">
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f2e001db-e585-4da9-a570-0869a5797dfe.jpeg">
I mean, not all of those are less cute.
we need an adult animated show about them
what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?
The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.
I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?
Long as they change the sheets every few years I’m good with it.
Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.
Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.