Old comic, more relevant than ever (www.smbc-comics.com)
from smeg@feddit.uk to science_memes@mander.xyz on 08 May 2024 11:04
https://feddit.uk/post/11576183

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ai-9

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Emptiness@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 11:29 next collapse

There needs to be a new taunting community for this mlm similar to the one for #buttcoin.

MBM@lemmings.world on 08 May 2024 15:04 next collapse

AI is a common topic on !techtakes@awful.systems (the same instance has !buttcoin@awful.systems)

Rolando@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 15:38 next collapse
explodicle@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 16:27 collapse

Hopefully this one will age better than Buttcoin (est 2011) though.

pennomi@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 12:27 next collapse

Me too, but I make pathfinding algorithms for video game characters. The truly classic Artificial Intelligence.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 08 May 2024 13:36 next collapse

I appreciate your work. Rock and Stone.

Water_Melon_boy@lemmy.zip on 09 May 2024 03:14 collapse

Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?

samus12345@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 13:42 next collapse

So many walls being ran into over the years!

bobotron@lemm.ee on 08 May 2024 14:34 collapse

I still remember fighting grunts in the original half life for the first time and being blown away. Your work makes games great!

perishthethought@lemm.ee on 08 May 2024 15:58 next collapse

<sweats in Opposing Force>

barsoap@lemm.ee on 08 May 2024 16:11 collapse

It’s been a while since I looked at how Valve does it but it could be called a primitive expert system. And while the HL1 grunts were extraordinary for their time, HL2’s combine grunts are still pretty much the gold standard. Without the AI leaking information to the player via radio chatter it would feel very much like the AI is cheating because yes, HL2’s grunts are better at tactics than 99.99% of humans. It also helps that you’re a bullet sponge so them outsmarting you, like leading you into an ambush, doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re done for.

OTOH they’re a couple of pages of state-machines that would have no idea what to do in the real world.

Also, for the record: “AI” in gamedev basically means “autonomous agent in the game world not controlled by the player”. A “follow the ball” algorithm (hardly can be called that) playing pong against you is AI in that sense. Machine learning approaches are quite rare, and if then you’d use something like NEAT, not the gazillion-parameter neutral nets used for LLMs and diffusion models. If you tell NEAT to, say, drive a virtual car it’ll spit out a network with a couple of neurons, and be very good at doing that but be useless for anything else but that doesn’t matter you have an enemy AI for your racer. Which probably is even too good, again, so you have to nerf it.

Venator@lemmy.nz on 08 May 2024 18:28 collapse

TIL OTOH is short for On the Other Hand

Obi@sopuli.xyz on 08 May 2024 21:30 collapse

Is it? I always thought it was Off The Top Of my Head for some reason.

Venator@lemmy.nz on 08 May 2024 22:20 collapse

Could be, idunno, I just googled it.

FaceDeer@fedia.io on 08 May 2024 13:07 next collapse

Machine learning is a subset of artificial intelligence, so I don't see anything wrong here. The character's using a more generic term when talking to a layperson.

apocalypticat@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 13:19 collapse

I think the point that they’re making is that they used the latest buzz word for the people dishing out the dough.

FaceDeer@fedia.io on 08 May 2024 14:14 collapse

Yes, and I'm saying there's nothing wrong with that "buzz word." It's accurate, just more generic.

I see a lot of people these days raising objections that LLMs and whatnot "aren't really artificial intelligence!" Because they're operating from the definition of artificial intelligence they got from science fiction TV shows, where it's not AI unless it replicates or exceeds human intelligence in all meaningful ways. The term has been widely used in computer science for 70 years, though, applying to a broad range of subjects. Machine learning is clearly within that range.

Ephera@lemmy.ml on 09 May 2024 03:17 collapse

There’s a distinction into “narrow AI” and “Artificial General Intelligence”.

AGI is that sci-fi AI. Whereas narrow AI is only intelligent within one task, like a pocket calculator or a robot arm or an LLM.

And as you point out, saying that you’re doing narrow AI is absolutely not interesting. So, I think, it’s fair enough that people would assume, when “AI” is used as a buzzword, it doesn’t mean the pocket calculator kind.

Not to mention that e.g. OpenAI explicitly states that they’re working towards AGI.

exocrinous@startrek.website on 09 May 2024 05:38 collapse

If I built a robot pigeon that can fly, scavenge for crumbs, sing matings calls, and approximate sex with other pigeons, is that an AGI? It can’t read or write or talk or compose music or draw or paint or do math or use the scientific method or debate philosophy. But it can do everything a pigeon can. Is it general or not? And if it’s not, what makes human intelligence general in a way that pigeon intelligence isn’t?

CluckN@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 13:29 next collapse

Pshh, I’m working on an AI blockchain cloud based customer first smart learning adaptive agile Air Fryer that will blow the competition away.

Pardal@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 13:42 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ebabc87b-ae6a-4f52-84c6-55321d058e67.gif">

smeg@feddit.uk on 08 May 2024 13:47 next collapse

That’s some real blue-sky thinking

nolannice@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 13:51 next collapse

Please tell me it has individually packaged chicken nugget pods with DRM and more plastic waste than food 🤤

businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 May 2024 22:50 collapse

and you can only control it through our official mobile app!

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de on 08 May 2024 14:22 next collapse

Does it have a voice assistant so it can be voice controlled and totally not to violate our privacy?

ieatpwns@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 14:41 next collapse

I’m in.

SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 15:02 next collapse

I had to run that through Bing AI real quick lol

<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/efedddce-8d37-4834-8409-9e1335d55a1d.jpeg">

<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3759790e-7c48-423b-ac3a-5d2531872f3c.jpeg">

CluckN@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 15:03 next collapse

I’m surprised it’s able to make readable text.

SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 15:10 next collapse

Yeah it’s been improving over the past few months. It’s hit or miss though

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br on 08 May 2024 15:16 collapse

I like to post sometimes on the “guess the song” AI communities, but more often than not, the Bing image creator just plast the lyrics on the image making it useless for the game.

ghen@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 15:31 next collapse

The worst part is that it now tries to add text to a whole lot of pictures

barsoap@lemm.ee on 08 May 2024 16:01 next collapse

Image generation models are generally more than capable of doing that they’re just not trained to do it.

That is, just doing a bit of hand-holding and showing SDXL appropriately tagged images and you get quite sensible results. Under normal circumstances it just simply doesn’t get to associate any input tokens with the text in the pixels because people rarely if ever describe, verbatim, what’s written in an image. “Hooters” is an exception, hard to find a model on Civitai that can’t spell it.

zalgotext@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 16:05 collapse

Blovw the competittio

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk on 08 May 2024 16:46 collapse

Blovw it hard!

brbposting@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 16:06 next collapse

Ataliative 😮

Adetvi Learning 😲

Blowv the ciompetittio 🤯

Venator@lemmy.nz on 08 May 2024 18:22 collapse

BlocklBerach

Clould frist lustion

Agíee

brbposting@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 18:29 collapse

Clould FRIST

Venator@lemmy.nz on 08 May 2024 19:20 collapse

Edit: Fixed

drolex@sopuli.xyz on 08 May 2024 16:53 next collapse

I will probably use these images in a corporate PowerPoint. I’m not asking for your permission, I’m warning you. Sorry, it’s too good. (I will credit you as a CTO of some company ending in -SYS or - LEA if you want)

SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 19:56 collapse

Lol go for it just send me a screenshot of the slide!

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today on 08 May 2024 18:34 next collapse

Yeah these look exactly like things I’d see on billboards in Vegas when certain conventions are in town…

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works on 09 May 2024 11:03 collapse

Ahh I miss the days when people who knew and used generative AI understood they are best for shits and giggles.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 16:04 next collapse

Same but better

<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/de0a6b2a-d77f-45c9-b0f2-8bda3f4e252f.jpeg">

lugal@sopuli.xyz on 08 May 2024 22:00 next collapse

Nah, I’m only interested in deep learning

otacon239@feddit.de on 08 May 2024 23:57 collapse

Boy do I have the product for you: youtu.be/F_HOrMmWoMA?si=sNxyxbwaKOnZiPqW

Waldowal@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 13:34 next collapse

As an older developer, you could replace “machine learning” with “statistical modeling” and “artificial intelligence” with “machine learning”.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz on 08 May 2024 13:37 next collapse

“It’s the same picture.”

Num10ck@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 14:39 next collapse

fuzzy logic

lightnegative@lemmy.world on 09 May 2024 00:57 collapse

I hear this all the time in my field.

“Can you just fuzzy match the records between the systems?”

reverendsteveii@lemm.ee on 08 May 2024 14:46 next collapse

“I’m into if statements lately”

cmfhsu@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 15:29 next collapse

We used to distinguish AI as automatically / programmatically making a decision based on an ML model, but I’m guilty of calling it AI for wow factor, lol.

Now I have to be careful because AI = LLMs in common language .

QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world on 09 May 2024 01:42 collapse

I think people are hesitant to call ML “statistical modeling” because traditional statistical models approximate the underlying phenomena; e.g., a logarithmic regression would only be used to study logarithmic phenomena. ML models, by contrast, seldom resemble what they’re actually modeling.

ekky@sopuli.xyz on 08 May 2024 13:42 next collapse

LLMs (or really ChatGPT and MS Copilot) having hijacked the term “AI” is really annoying.

In more than one questionnaire or discussion:

Q: “Do you use AI at work?”

A: “Yes, I make and train CNN (find and label items in images) models etc.”

Q: “How has AI influenced your productivity at work?”

A: ???

Can’t mention AI or machine learning in public without people instantly thinking about LLM.

smeg@feddit.uk on 08 May 2024 13:46 next collapse

I imagine this is how everyone who worked in cryptography felt once cryptocurrency claimed the word “crypto”

ekky@sopuli.xyz on 08 May 2024 14:23 next collapse

Luckily that was only the abbreviation and not the actual word. I know that language changes all the time, constantly, but I still find it annoying when a properly established and widely (within reason) used term gets appropriated and hijacked.

I mean, I guess it happens all the time in with fiction, and in sciences you sometimes run into a situation where an old term just does not fit new observations, but please keep your slimy, grubby, way-too-adhesive, klepto-grappers away from my perfectly fine professional umbrella terms. :(

Please excuse my rant.

dvlsg@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 14:50 collapse

I’m still mad that ML was stolen and doesn’t make people think about the ML family of programming languages anymore.

OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml on 08 May 2024 20:52 collapse

The term machine learning was coined in 1959 by Arthur Samuel, an IBM employee and pioneer in the field of computer gaming and artificial intelligence.[9][10] The synonym self-teaching computers was also used in this time period.[11][12]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_learning

It wasn’t so much stolen as taken back.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 17:46 next collapse

I had a first stage interview with a large multinational construction company where I’d be “the only person in the organization sanctioned to use ai”

they meant: use chatgpt to generate blogs

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today on 08 May 2024 18:33 collapse

“That’s some high security clearance to have a computer rapidly tap auto-complete for entire paragraphs, hoss…wait it pays how much?(Ahem) I shall take this solemn responsibility of the highest order so very seriously!” Lol

marcos@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 17:53 collapse

We are just taking “crypto” back to mean something useful. It was just a matter of some stupid people losing enough money.

I hope in a few years we can take “AI” back too.

AppleTea@lemmy.zip on 08 May 2024 18:16 next collapse

“AI” will never shake the connotations science fiction has given it. The association is always going to skew towards positronic brains and Commander Data.

In the world of Actual Machines, “AI” is a term that should barely be tolerated in advertising departments, let alone anything remotely close to R&D

exocrinous@startrek.website on 09 May 2024 05:26 collapse

I still think AI has its place as a useful term in video games development

veganpizza69@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 19:20 collapse

AI will be taken back.

spoiler

by avian influenza

hangonasecond@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 21:31 collapse

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_insemination

veganpizza69@lemmy.world on 09 May 2024 10:52 collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/160e1854-8681-4f41-8dd7-da3aa02503c7.jpeg">

RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol on 08 May 2024 14:29 next collapse

This should be at !programmer_humor@programming.dev

finkrat@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 16:08 next collapse

Investors are such emotionally led beings

explodicle@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 16:23 collapse

They’re just betting on what will get bailed out because of their own bribes. It’s pure feedback at this point; all noise and no signal.

Socsa@sh.itjust.works on 08 May 2024 20:57 next collapse

One guy spends a summer implementing a backprop algorithm in CUDA and now my mom thinks butterflies are stealing her blood at night.

TheLowestStone@lemmy.world on 08 May 2024 23:08 collapse

Idea for future D&D side plot: butterflies are stealing blood at night.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world on 09 May 2024 01:35 collapse

“Crimson Lepids”

They should have blood-red wings and be familiars of Psyche cultists.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net on 09 May 2024 00:18 next collapse

Prompt Engineer: “I am a machine teacher.”

tory@lemmy.world on 09 May 2024 00:40 next collapse

My old coworker used to say this all the time back around 2018:

“What’s the difference between AI and machine learning?

Machine learning is done in Python. AI is done in PowerPoint.”

Ephera@lemmy.ml on 09 May 2024 03:27 collapse

Whenever people say “AI”, I like to mentally insert an M, G and C: ✨Magic✨

Or as it’s also known:
✨I don’t want to explain what I actually did, so here’s a meaningless word to stop you asking questions.✨