This is obviously fake š. The pyramids were built by aliens
Sinkbath@lemmy.today
on 27 Apr 2024 08:49
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Thatās what they want you to believe.
RenegadeTwister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 27 Apr 2024 09:08
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Given his many legs some of these people have, Iām inclined to agree.
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 09:14
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I find it discriminating that you arent able to see those creatures as aliens!
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
on 27 Apr 2024 09:52
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No they were built by human slave labor to be landing pads for alien space ships.
Starfighter@discuss.tchncs.de
on 27 Apr 2024 12:20
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Indeed
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl
on 27 Apr 2024 08:43
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Men were REAL MEN in those days!
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 09:13
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YEAAAAH! Besides the skirts and no beard.
Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Apr 2024 09:25
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Only insecure conservative men care about wearing a skirt or not having facial hair.
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 09:28
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I guess the pyramids were build by democrats and liberals then.
Also i assumed this would clearly go down as a joke but i am not sure now
Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Apr 2024 09:33
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I got it was a joke.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net
on 27 Apr 2024 10:10
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And the gay oral sex in the bottom leftā¦
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 10:15
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I am pretty sure that Andrew Tate once said that it is gay not to accept blow jobs by other men but it is gay to give oneā¦
/s
Boomkop3@reddthat.com
on 27 Apr 2024 11:52
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REAL men are slaves!
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl
on 27 Apr 2024 16:52
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c/femdom goes wild
Boomkop3@reddthat.com
on 28 Apr 2024 03:05
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Nice
Tiltinyall@beehaw.org
on 27 Apr 2024 17:35
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Men were real ANTS in those days
jeena@jemmy.jeena.net
on 27 Apr 2024 09:07
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Amen š.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
on 27 Apr 2024 09:27
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This photo is a fake. I have calculated the math here. There are around 18 men lifting a block here. Each block in Giza pyramid weigh around 2.5 tonnes. An average man can lift around 50 KGS. When you put in the numbers, 18 men can lift only 900 KGS. So obvious fakery.
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 09:41
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But these are aliens not humams
Anamana@feddit.de
on 27 Apr 2024 09:45
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Not sure if you got wooshed or I got wooshed
Boomkop3@reddthat.com
on 27 Apr 2024 11:58
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Actually, 2500/18 is only 139kg. Thatās a lot, but itās less than what some people do today
edit for those taking this serious: that block is way heavier than 2.5 tonne. Sandstone has a density of about 2.323 tonne/m3. This block looks about 8 meters long, so 8x8x8x2.323=1.187 kilotonnes
omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Apr 2024 12:23
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If itās that heavy how are they picking it up?
Boomkop3@reddthat.com
on 28 Apr 2024 03:03
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Nah, 2.5 tonne seems about right
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
on 27 Apr 2024 14:00
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But regular workers back then didnāt understand what those weight numbers/hieroglyphs meant, so they just picked it up unaware itās way too heavy to do so.
The photographer was giggling at them & about to explain how heavy the blocks are - but doing so a lot of workers would be immediately pancaked.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
on 28 Apr 2024 09:23
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Thank you. Finally, some logic!
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Apr 2024 12:01
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People just had a much better work ethic back then
elrik@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 12:06
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Only those who could lift more than average survived for the photo, obviously.
shadowSprite@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 12:08
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Kids these days are just so lazy, back then the average man could lift way more weight
Kids today are lazy, back 60 years ago we had to walk to school in the snow uphill both ways and come home and milk the cows. Why we could easily lift that thing with only four people.
my Dad
credo@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 10:05
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Whatās going on in the bottom left corner there? O.o
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net
on 27 Apr 2024 10:11
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I would like to volunteer as morale officer, please
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
on 27 Apr 2024 13:53
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Found the Kneel-Lex
Thcdenton@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 14:08
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Thats the designated fluffer all construction sites must have. Thank god for the union.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 17:02
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The old rub and tug.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
on 27 Apr 2024 11:02
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People calling this picture fake, but itās obviously real because how else could this picture exist???
ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 11:09
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Aliens!
Generous1146@beehaw.org
on 27 Apr 2024 12:25
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And whoever says its photoshopped, Photoshop didnāt even exist 4000 years ago
nicerdicer2@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Apr 2024 11:16
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Back in 2565 BC cameras werenāt that advanced like they are today. Due to the long exposure time these people had to stand still for several hours in order to avoid too much blurriness of the photo. You can see that the people in the background (middle left in the photo) were moving slightly as the photo is a bit blurrier compared to the foreground.
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 11:18
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Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!
runefehay@kbin.social
on 28 Apr 2024 03:07
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The moon is made of cheese. Are these blocks from the moon? They are, aren't they. Wow! The Egyptians took giant blocks of cheese from the moon and made pyramids!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 11:49
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Seems weirdly inappropriate for this community. Weird satire is not typically posted here
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
on 27 Apr 2024 11:53
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Thatās because itās legit! Itās here therefore itās real! Itās real because itās here!
Basic tautology dude!
MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml
on 27 Apr 2024 14:11
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Lemmy is thoroughly infested with AI dog shit.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Apr 2024 14:18
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AI wasnāt the first thing that came to mind but makes sense now
chetradley@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 16:21
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AI?? I thought they looked weird because they were aliens.
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 27 Apr 2024 17:55
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thatās so much funnier
dutchkimble@lemy.lol
on 28 Apr 2024 12:30
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No youāre right. Everyone knows aliens made the pyramids.
WamGams@lemmy.ca
on 27 Apr 2024 14:13
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Ahh yes, back when humans hadnāt created the eyedrops that allowed us to see color, everything was sepia.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 14:18
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this picture is clearly photoshopped some pixels are smuged
Crackhappy@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 17:01
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you can see the pixels
graphito@beehaw.org
on 27 Apr 2024 15:05
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Pure gold! Imagine how difficult it was to make hundred people to stand still holding a train-like weight over their heads to capture it on prehistoric camera š
stufkes@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 16:27
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Iām curious, would it physically be possible for this amount of people to hold up such a weight? Assuming it is perfectly straight and lifted onto their hands with a crane? Iām thinking of the eggs that can hold much more weight when itās distributed through a flat surface on top of the eggs.
maeries@feddit.de
on 27 Apr 2024 16:58
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No, each person would need to carry a couple of tons
Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 18:17
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It wasnāt a problem back then when humans had more than 5 points of power level ššš
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 27 Apr 2024 18:37
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Declining mana concentrations affect us all!
Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world
on 28 Apr 2024 00:43
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More like, technology made us more pathetically weak
wieson@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 19:54
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Imagine one person holding up a pillar of stone, the base area of the personās width, and higher then one man. So maybe 50cm X 50cm X 300cm of solid stone. Thatās more than double the weight of the person itself, probably more than 5 times.
The pyramids are made of granite. It has a density/weight of approximately 165 lb/cubic ft. As in, a 1x1x1 block weighs about 165 lbs. This block, assuming the standard person in this picture is about 5 ft (people have been getting taller over time) this block is maybe 20 ft cubed. Just an eyeball guess. That would put it at about 1,320,000 lbs.
The picture has 6 people deep carrying the first stone with what looks like maybe 4 people across? Hard to tell. But going off 6x4 people, that would mean that each person would have to carry 55,000 lbs each.
Would it be possible? I will let you guess from that. Next question, how many eggs to support it? After some google searches the textbook theoretical best an egg can support is some 300 lbs, but in practice is closer to 120-130 with support/positioning in place (think egg cartons holding them vs just on the ground). This would mean our 1,320,000 lb stone would take between 10,000 to 11,000 eggs to support it.
How long would it take to get that many eggs??? Good question. Chicken normally lay about an egg a day. So 10,000 chicken take 1 day, or 1 chicken would take about 10,000 days. But what is a realistic amount? Well, let me tell you. In the rabbit hole I found myself in of jokingly replying to this, I found an entire dissertation on āTHE EXPLOITATION OF LIVE AVIAN RESOURCES IN PHARAONIC EGYPT: A SOCIO-ECONOMIC STUDYā BY ROZENN F. BAILLEUL-LESUER (JUNE 2016)
Captivating. Would recommend rabbiting down that hole. And on page 299 we can see that a Pharoah size flock would be about 2,000 Eurasia cranes or geese. So it would take us about a week to put that block in the picture on a bunch of eggs.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 2024 20:57
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I found an entire dissertation on āTHE EXPLOITATION OF LIVE AVIAN RESOURCES IN PHARAONIC EGYPT: A SOCIO-ECONOMIC STUDYā BY ROZENN F. BAILLEUL-LESUER (JUNE 2016)
Itās so vulgar to make fun of someoneās English online. They might not be a native speaker and these kinds of comments can be hurtful and discouraging.
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This is obviously fake š. The pyramids were built by aliens
Thatās what they want you to believe.
Given his many legs some of these people have, Iām inclined to agree.
I find it discriminating that you arent able to see those creatures as aliens!
No they were built by human slave labor to be landing pads for alien space ships.
Indeed
Men were REAL MEN in those days!
YEAAAAH! Besides the skirts and no beard.
Only insecure conservative men care about wearing a skirt or not having facial hair.
I guess the pyramids were build by democrats and liberals then.
Also i assumed this would clearly go down as a joke but i am not sure now
I got it was a joke.
And the gay oral sex in the bottom leftā¦
I am pretty sure that Andrew Tate once said that it is gay not to accept blow jobs by other men but it is gay to give oneā¦
/s
REAL men are slaves!
c/femdom goes wild
Nice
Men were real ANTS in those days
Amen š.
This photo is a fake. I have calculated the math here. There are around 18 men lifting a block here. Each block in Giza pyramid weigh around 2.5 tonnes. An average man can lift around 50 KGS. When you put in the numbers, 18 men can lift only 900 KGS. So obvious fakery.
But these are aliens not humams
Not sure if you got wooshed or I got wooshed
Actually, 2500/18 is only 139kg. Thatās a lot, but itās less than what some people do today
edit for those taking this serious: that block is way heavier than 2.5 tonne. Sandstone has a density of about 2.323 tonne/m3. This block looks about 8 meters long, so 8x8x8x2.323=1.187 kilotonnes
If itās that heavy how are they picking it up?
Nah, 2.5 tonne seems about right
But regular workers back then didnāt understand what those weight numbers/hieroglyphs meant, so they just picked it up unaware itās way too heavy to do so.
The photographer was giggling at them & about to explain how heavy the blocks are - but doing so a lot of workers would be immediately pancaked.
Thank you. Finally, some logic!
People just had a much better work ethic back then
Only those who could lift more than average survived for the photo, obviously.
Kids these days are just so lazy, back then the average man could lift way more weight
Kids today are lazy, back 60 years ago we had to walk to school in the snow uphill both ways and come home and milk the cows. Why we could easily lift that thing with only four people.
Whatās going on in the bottom left corner there? O.o
Morale boosting
I would like to volunteer as morale officer, please
Found the Kneel-Lex
Thats the designated fluffer all construction sites must have. Thank god for the union.
The old rub and tug.
People calling this picture fake, but itās obviously real because how else could this picture exist???
Aliens!
And whoever says its photoshopped, Photoshop didnāt even exist 4000 years ago
Back in 2565 BC cameras werenāt that advanced like they are today. Due to the long exposure time these people had to stand still for several hours in order to avoid too much blurriness of the photo. You can see that the people in the background (middle left in the photo) were moving slightly as the photo is a bit blurrier compared to the foreground.
Looks like stone blocks but actually are giant chunks of cheese. Amazing!
The moon is made of cheese. Are these blocks from the moon? They are, aren't they. Wow! The Egyptians took giant blocks of cheese from the moon and made pyramids!
Seems weirdly inappropriate for this community. Weird satire is not typically posted here
Thatās because itās legit! Itās here therefore itās real! Itās real because itās here!
Basic tautology dude!
Lemmy is thoroughly infested with AI dog shit.
AI wasnāt the first thing that came to mind but makes sense now
<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9aaf9599-c03d-456b-9405-10067a21ebe3.jpeg">
AI?? I thought they looked weird because they were aliens.
thatās so much funnier
No youāre right. Everyone knows aliens made the pyramids.
Ahh yes, back when humans hadnāt created the eyedrops that allowed us to see color, everything was sepia.
this picture is clearly photoshopped some pixels are smuged
you can see the pixels
Pure gold! Imagine how difficult it was to make hundred people to stand still holding a train-like weight over their heads to capture it on prehistoric camera š
Iām curious, would it physically be possible for this amount of people to hold up such a weight? Assuming it is perfectly straight and lifted onto their hands with a crane? Iām thinking of the eggs that can hold much more weight when itās distributed through a flat surface on top of the eggs.
No, each person would need to carry a couple of tons
It wasnāt a problem back then when humans had more than 5 points of power level ššš
Declining mana concentrations affect us all!
More like, technology made us more pathetically weak
Imagine one person holding up a pillar of stone, the base area of the personās width, and higher then one man. So maybe 50cm X 50cm X 300cm of solid stone. Thatās more than double the weight of the person itself, probably more than 5 times.
Thanks! Yeah I thought so, it must be just not enough people even if it could work in principle
The pyramids are made of granite. It has a density/weight of approximately 165 lb/cubic ft. As in, a 1x1x1 block weighs about 165 lbs. This block, assuming the standard person in this picture is about 5 ft (people have been getting taller over time) this block is maybe 20 ft cubed. Just an eyeball guess. That would put it at about 1,320,000 lbs.
The picture has 6 people deep carrying the first stone with what looks like maybe 4 people across? Hard to tell. But going off 6x4 people, that would mean that each person would have to carry 55,000 lbs each.
Would it be possible? I will let you guess from that. Next question, how many eggs to support it? After some google searches the textbook theoretical best an egg can support is some 300 lbs, but in practice is closer to 120-130 with support/positioning in place (think egg cartons holding them vs just on the ground). This would mean our 1,320,000 lb stone would take between 10,000 to 11,000 eggs to support it.
How long would it take to get that many eggs??? Good question. Chicken normally lay about an egg a day. So 10,000 chicken take 1 day, or 1 chicken would take about 10,000 days. But what is a realistic amount? Well, let me tell you. In the rabbit hole I found myself in of jokingly replying to this, I found an entire dissertation on āTHE EXPLOITATION OF LIVE AVIAN RESOURCES IN PHARAONIC EGYPT: A SOCIO-ECONOMIC STUDYā BY ROZENN F. BAILLEUL-LESUER (JUNE 2016)
Captivating. Would recommend rabbiting down that hole. And on page 299 we can see that a Pharoah size flock would be about 2,000 Eurasia cranes or geese. So it would take us about a week to put that block in the picture on a bunch of eggs.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
You have a curious and beautiful mind
I thought you were BSing about this being a real dissertation, but here it is: isac.uchicago.edu/ā¦/exploitation-live-avian-resouā¦
TIL there were ostriches in ancient Egypt.
There is not a single part of this that I donāt absolutely hate
\facepalm
Itās so vulgar to make fun of someoneās English online. They might not be a native speaker and these kinds of comments can be hurtful and discouraging.
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Yeah i hear EPS does last that long as a pollutant in the ground
Asterix and Cleopatra confirmed!!
MF im too high for this shit. I damn near fell for it.
Well at least the pair in the bottom left are having fun.