Crap, not again!
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 01 Oct 12:34
https://mander.xyz/post/39080622

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officermike@lemmy.world on 01 Oct 13:30 next collapse

Crepe*

piconaut@sh.itjust.works on 01 Oct 14:15 next collapse

I’m a creeeeeepe, I’m a Myrtle

Fourth@mander.xyz on 01 Oct 17:45 collapse

sfyl.ifas.ufl.edu/…/crape-myrtle-pruning/

*Crape

str82L@lemmy.world on 01 Oct 20:01 collapse

Both spellings are acceptable.

Fourth@mander.xyz on 08 Oct 13:21 collapse

Yes but some spellings are more equal

grue@lemmy.world on 01 Oct 13:38 next collapse

Crepe murder

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz on 01 Oct 19:28 collapse

Sounds like something a cereal killer would do

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 01 Oct 14:29 next collapse

I don’t like aggressive pruning but it’s not done while they’re in bloom. Mine is taking over the sidewalk so I need to do this, but it’s also not flowering or even has leaves at the moment.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 01 Oct 15:21 next collapse

Doesn’t matter when it’s done. It’s bad for the tree.

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 01 Oct 16:37 collapse

Not saying it’s bad or not, it’s just a bad comparison. It’s implying it looks like crap, but the alternative is not what’s on the left. The alternative is what’s on the left with no blooms or leaves.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net on 01 Oct 16:42 collapse

OK I guess. It takes a while for them to recover from this though. It’s not just right after they’re cut. There will be several seasons of diminished bloom and health.

I find an uncut crape with no leaves to be one of the most attractive seasons for them, personally.

a1tsca13@lemmy.world on 02 Oct 13:58 collapse

You don’t need to do this. If properly pruned, crape myrtles will form a canopy over the sidewalk that doesn’t interfere with pedestrians and actually provides shade; if topped like the picture, they will form an unruly mass of growth right at head height.

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 02 Oct 14:18 collapse

I don’t prune like this.

RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works on 01 Oct 15:04 next collapse

I was convinced my father was telling me to kill the damn trees.

RaoulDook@lemmy.world on 01 Oct 15:27 next collapse

What yer sposed to do is prune whole limbs at their bases (or start of fork if trimming a forked limb), to trim these back when needed. Amputating the limbs in the middle causes lots of little sprout limbs to come out of the stump, and makes it look shitty.

Erasmus@lemmy.world on 01 Oct 15:56 collapse

Please tell that to every old person in my town. They think the ‘trimmed’ picture is how trees are supposed to naturally exist. Its so crazy.

shalafi@lemmy.world on 01 Oct 20:05 collapse

That’s how it was taught back in the day. My BIL was a landscape architect. He learned that method in college.

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works on 01 Oct 19:45 next collapse

Looks more like Crack Myrtle

CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world on 02 Oct 05:52 next collapse

Moaning Myrtle.

FrostyTrichs@crazypeople.online on 02 Oct 14:20 collapse

Well done.

FrostyTrichs@crazypeople.online on 02 Oct 14:21 collapse

Some friends unfortunate enough to live in a HOA would feel this in their souls lol.