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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 14 Jul 12:04
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BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 12:14 next collapse

[to be read in a snobby British accent]

Dear Gentle or Ladyman

It appears that you might have some trouble understanding the fundamental concepts of “the universe”. See, in order for us to, let’s say, "know“ what is out there, we first have to observe it. Or rather, explain why a certain thing is the way it is.

You see, we already are affected by the working is these said far away galaxies and celestial bodies. Which means that this is like a slime farm in the spawn chunks. While we do not see it, the farm continuously runs.

ieatpwns@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 12:41 collapse

Slime chunk story checks out

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz on 14 Jul 12:23 next collapse

DoS on the universe

FlexibleToast@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 12:27 next collapse

16 16 16

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 12:27 next collapse

If that were true, and it was just a simple large telescope using lenses, would anything have to actually be rendered or would simple 2D images displayed in the telescope results suffice? Also assumes no pre-rendering.

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz on 14 Jul 13:09 next collapse

Assuming there’s no one else in that part of the universe looking at it from closer up, you could probably play around with fudging some super-duper low-resolution (compared to being there) LoDs on that part of the sky to make it look and behave good enough.

LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net on 14 Jul 16:46 collapse

this mf out here thinking God is gonna pay for 4k textures on everything, even the skybox!

anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml on 15 Jul 14:10 collapse

Damn, I forgot how tapped out he was after all those priest SA lawsuits. That’s on me.

troed@fedia.io on 14 Jul 12:35 next collapse

This is quite plausible if one subscribes to Boström's Simulation Argument.

Which any sane Vulcan of course does.

Rooskie91@discuss.online on 14 Jul 12:43 next collapse

Nuh un I saw that episode of Rick and Morty and if the simulation crashes we all get a chance to escape.

EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Jul 13:37 next collapse

That’s only if you’re a person from outside that was put into the simulation. If we’re all just simulated beings we’d never know.

bran_buckler@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 14:15 next collapse

We would need Moriarty to help get us out!

timeghost@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 17:11 collapse

My man!

HairyHarry@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 21:22 collapse

Peace among worlds!

expatriado@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 12:44 next collapse

You’re gonna need a bigger gpu - Chief Brody

0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 14 Jul 12:48 next collapse

Maybe the frame rate is slowing down already. We’d never know.

SculptusPoe@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 13:40 next collapse

We wouldn’t even know if He had to turn it off and back on again a couple times.

perishthethought@piefed.social on 14 Jul 14:17 next collapse
xylol@leminal.space on 14 Jul 14:49 collapse

That happens nightly unless a user is still running which causes the next day to run all slow and laggy

TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 15:10 next collapse

I’m fairly certain that would be impossible to have all users logged off at the same time

Lag@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 15:42 next collapse

Just pause time itself. There, everyone is sleeping.

TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 16:12 collapse

As someone who seems to have a 36 hour circadian rhythm, my life would be dramatically better if I could pause time to sleep when needed, actually been a dream of mine for about 25 years

notabot@piefed.social on 14 Jul 17:07 collapse

No need, you just allocate users to servers depending on theie average sleep/wake cycle nd bounce the servers one at a time, when usage is at a minimum. Ever had one if those late night brain's gone blank moments? Now you know.

TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 17:22 collapse

Are you trying to deport me???

notabot@piefed.social on 14 Jul 18:04 collapse

Believe it or not...straight to jail.

I've just spotted your username, I feel sure one of your relations had some sort of run in with the sysops already, and now you're trying to convince people that there can't be server reboots? Suspicious. Very suspicious.

TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 18:34 collapse

I swear to Oracle that if you make my mouth disappear I will put you on a bus with a speed sensitive explosive

notabot@piefed.social on 14 Jul 18:46 next collapse

Hmm.
/me Makes you disappear entirely except for your mouth.

Promptly get stuck in a boobytrapped express elevator.

Ok, fair enough.

xylol@leminal.space on 14 Jul 19:02 collapse

Just the belly button robots then

TachyonTele@piefed.social on 14 Jul 16:51 collapse

That's a pivotal plot point of Dark City

xylol@leminal.space on 14 Jul 19:04 next collapse

I remember watching that in highschool, probably influenced me than I know

TachyonTele@piefed.social on 14 Jul 19:58 collapse

Same. I watched it all the time

SculptusPoe@lemmy.world on 16 Jul 12:26 collapse

Back in the 90s and early 00s when I was in HS and college, going to the video store and finding gems like this and watching them at midnight so I could return the tape the next day made movie watching much more of an adventure. I enjoy my streaming services, but might suffer a bit from too much choice. The closest I get now is when I watch some movie I never heard of because it is on Netflix’s removal list.

frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 14 Jul 15:34 next collapse

Wh-A-A-A-t?¿?

Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org on 14 Jul 15:47 next collapse

I can already feel the GPU getting warmer and warmer…

OrganicMustard@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 06:55 collapse

That happened in Permutation City. The simulation could stop intermittently or go extremely slow and no one inside could notice.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca on 14 Jul 12:54 next collapse

What I can appreciate about this is that it requires other people to be just real as yourself in the simulation

logicbomb@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 13:02 next collapse

How many billions of people have we got? It seems like the universe is very good at scaling.

And even if it crashes, why would that mean it disappears? If your computer crashes, does it typically stop working forever, or can you fix it?

For all we know, maybe it already crashes a lot and there is just no way for us to know about it.

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net on 14 Jul 13:20 collapse

If your data is in memory only, crashing will revert to the latest save, which could be forever ago.

Kalothar@lemmy.ca on 14 Jul 13:28 collapse

But you wouldn’t know right?

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net on 14 Jul 13:57 collapse

Nope

It could have happened a dozen times already.

Protoknuckles@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 14:01 collapse

That’s why you walked into the room and forgot why you came in there.

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net on 14 Jul 14:06 collapse

That would require data to be saved.

If any such thing happened, it would be seemless.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 14:16 next collapse

Seamless*

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net on 14 Jul 14:19 collapse

I’ve had a rough week :(

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 15:30 collapse

So it seems

aaaa@piefed.world on 14 Jul 18:15 collapse

It depends on which data is saved and what methods are used. Maybe it was able to use a partial write. Or maybe your position was saved, but your memory wasn't, and your mind had to fill in the blanks.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 13:12 next collapse

“neilty son”, aww cute name

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 13:14 next collapse

potential states are affected by observation.

Nothing about running out of resources though.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 13:14 next collapse

Well, have you considered that perhaps that’s the point?

In the beginning was the Creation of the Universe. This has made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de on 14 Jul 13:39 next collapse

This is the second post in a row where I see Douglas Adams referenced.

SculptusPoe@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 14:13 collapse

Time was when you would be in a forum and think “This is the second post in a row where nobody referenced Douglas Adams.”

DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 14:24 collapse

Lmao I remember this quote from Futurama S4E8 Godfellas. I didn’t know they got it from Douglas Adams.

oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Jul 15:43 collapse
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 13:19 next collapse

The simulation will simply take longer to get to the next state. We wouldn’t be able to tell.

Heck, we might have crashed the simulation multiple times already with crazy experiments and they had to load a backup.

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 13:47 next collapse

We’ve been crashing this shit since 2012 and the results have been… interesting so far.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 16:06 next collapse

Is that why we have two Enzos running around?

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 16:33 collapse

You’re assuming RAM is the limitation, with disk swapping. What if we run out of disk space?

Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 17:58 collapse

Then you start using floppy disks to write all the extraneous data! And swap in the relevant disk when needed!

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 13:41 next collapse

I mean, planck length & planck time are probably the resolution our simulation runs at. And collapsing superposition? Obviously just the “LoD” system only rendering what’s relevant to the users/creators and wasting no resources on unused assets.

Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca on 14 Jul 15:02 collapse

That suggests we can change the superposition collapse distance by changing how much were observing. By measuring the proportion of change as we turn on or off large-scale observation systems, we can calculate how much of the universe is being loaded by other users. We can finally start solving the drake equation!

Madagaskar_sky@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 18:00 collapse

I think “observers” are not people but macro systems of particles. Rendering only happens when macro systems require it, for example when ‘observing’ or when a chemical reaction is happening.

makyo@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 13:48 next collapse

Nah we’re fine, it doesn’t use processing power until we observe it. Maybe if we set up a bunch of observation posts and intentionally tried to DDOS reality, but I’m sure it has enough resources for our puny science.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 14 Jul 13:55 next collapse

FOV: 0.1

Render Distance: 13b light years

CPU: 😵‍💫

LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de on 14 Jul 16:00 collapse

Heat sink of the NVIDIA graphics card: And I took that personally

_stranger_@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 21:58 collapse
MehBlah@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 14:09 next collapse

Long before they crash we will lag.

Sabata11792@ani.social on 14 Jul 17:05 collapse

Things already lag if it’s moving near the max speed supported by the engine or near an object that requires a lot of calculations.

MehBlah@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 17:12 collapse

Of course. But since we are inside the simulation how would we know. Unless some systems lag more than others.

Sabata11792@ani.social on 14 Jul 17:28 collapse

Unless some systems lag more than others.

Measurable, unpatched, and disrupts game-play.

esc27@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 14:14 next collapse

This is why the James Webb telescope was delayed

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 17:12 collapse

Crypto bros stealing all the consumer GPUs :‘’(

danekrae@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 14:14 next collapse

We do need a reboot…

culpritus@hexbear.net on 14 Jul 14:20 next collapse

Imagine thinking the Truman Show is an example of cosmological theory crafting.

7bicycles@hexbear.net on 14 Jul 14:55 next collapse

I gotta hand it to them, as far as wildly outlandish conspiracy theories go this is entirely internally consistent

VibeCoder@hexbear.net on 14 Jul 14:59 next collapse

It’s okay as long as Moore’s Law holds, they can just keep waiting for better computer to compensate

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today on 14 Jul 15:32 next collapse

There is something inherent about spending too much time with computers that warps people’s brains into compulsively perceiving everything around them in digital logic.

Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com on 14 Jul 16:32 next collapse

It’s been much the same for every big technology that’s come along.

TV, radio, electricity, boats, all led to people using the technology of the age to interpret the world.

rmuk@feddit.uk on 14 Jul 17:34 collapse

Many of the allegories from the likes of Descartes and Aristotle use the concept of the mind being manipulated by demons - a common trope of their times - but the concepts being explored were the same as people talking about being a character in a book, or a brain in a jar, or a computer simulation; they’re just using the prevailing ideas of their time to communicate ideas to their contemporaries.

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today on 14 Jul 20:17 collapse

Idk, I feel like allegorical communication is a bit different than someone believing that building a telescope is going to destroy the universe because it takes up too much ram.

I mean there are literal cults out there murdering people because they think AI is going to punish people who dont help AI take over the world.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 16:05 next collapse

Don’t worry, light pollution from cities cancels it out. The simulation used to need to render a detailed night sky for pretty much everyone on the planet. Now most people just get a dull greyish black.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 21:41 next collapse

Lmao, this bro thinks the additional volumetric lighting and postprocessing is helping the framerate.

psoul@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:28 next collapse

And starlink satellites. So much of the sky is obstructed, wonder why.

psoul@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:43 collapse

And starlink satellites. So much of the sky is obstructed, wonder why.

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Jul 16:17 next collapse

At least it’s a testable hypothesis. That’s way farther than most pseudoscience does.

Ulvain@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 16:30 next collapse

And it would certainly help explain the state of the world, if the simulation had to divert more and more power to quantum physics and cosmological math, no cpu left for, you know, “people” to be intelligent…

Mfw we realize we live in a Rick and Morty episode…

rmuk@feddit.uk on 14 Jul 17:19 collapse

I’m currently running Timberborn on a potato. The NPCs don’t perceive their world’s lag: they are part of the world.

match@pawb.social on 14 Jul 18:48 collapse

Hey, didn’t you used to have more polygons…

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 14 Jul 20:40 collapse

Red shifts? You mean screen tearing.

Quantum mechanics? Algorithmic hallucinations.

Asafum@feddit.nl on 14 Jul 16:29 next collapse

Lol it would be the simulators fault for trying to run the universe on a potato computer!

Just download more ram Mr Simulator!

justastranger@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 16:36 next collapse

The simulation is intentionally choosing the most convoluted and incomprehensible content possible in order to try and stop us.

Lemminary@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 16:50 collapse

You joke, but the James Webb DLC is tripping everyone up.

evilcultist@sh.itjust.works on 14 Jul 16:36 next collapse

“Who’s Neilty Son?”

Oh. Oooh, right.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 17:11 collapse

Son of Neil Ty, duh.

Krono@lemmy.today on 14 Jul 16:46 next collapse

I like how she tags Neil DeGrasse Tyson as if the funny haha tv scientist podcast man is out there writing budget proposals for CERN or Fermilab

Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 17:09 next collapse

At some point you just gotta realise you won’t support 2+k consumer graphics & simply let it render at less details.

Who is gonna know? Yes, boobs have always been triangles.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 17:26 next collapse

No we just get rebooted, in which case the side effects are Mandela effects and those points in history where we are all aware something definitely changed or glitched out overnight.

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 17:53 next collapse

It’s all good, the simulation has asset culling and LOD settings.

match@pawb.social on 14 Jul 18:47 next collapse

You know that friend of yours who never did anything after high school and then completely disappeared? That’s right. Asset culling.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 14 Jul 20:37 collapse

Huh, weird, their mom said it was a drug overdose.

phx@lemmy.ca on 14 Jul 18:53 next collapse

And figured out parallax a long time ago

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 19:05 collapse

And I thought my eyesight diminishes as I age. Turns out it’s reality itself that’s falling apart.

jack@hexbear.net on 14 Jul 17:55 next collapse

Do universal simulationists believe in an anthropocentric simulation? They really gotta go all the way to reinventing a personal god who cultivates all of creation around human experience while remaining invisible and omniscient, but this time it’s a robot they’re inside of.

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 14 Jul 18:10 next collapse

Makes sense they appeal to similar groups and both provide naive comfort of an unfalsifiable metaphysics instead of having to deal with the discomfort of the unknown and not knowing.

NuraShiny@hexbear.net on 14 Jul 20:52 collapse

When your all mighty creator is an alien grad student with a spare raspberri Pi to run a 3d universe sim on for extra credit.

buddascrayon@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:01 next collapse

The part that makes me really laugh is that this mouth breather was replying to Hank Green. Like, Tyson is an overbearing know it all, so I can see people being into trying to “debate” him so that can use his arrogance to justify their dumb beliefs. But Green is a very ground level science communicator who can always bring these kinds of idiotic arguments down to earth and destroy them with plain logic.

Juice@midwest.social on 14 Jul 19:17 next collapse

We love neo-geocentrism

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:16 next collapse

Yeah because rendering a blurry image of a star is so difficult compared to simulating physics for billions of beings and plants down to the atom.

It_Is1_24PM@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 21:45 collapse

Have you ever seen those billions rendered at the same time & place? 😁 There is no need to render NPCs you can’t see…

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 10:22 collapse

Well it still needs to simulate some things of the NPCs you can’t see. Since those still affect things like weather, world economy, politics that will influence what the player character sees and interacts with.

psoul@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:52 collapse

Yeah but all of that can be abstracted. Instead of simulating down to the atom, if e.g. a plant is out of FOV, you can just run a probability table for its properties and functions. Things like alive or dead, quantity of co2 and water consumed, o2 produced etc.

Damaskox@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 19:48 next collapse

I’m imagining a big ERROR - pop-up appearing in the sky all of the sudden.

The idea amuses me!

Tenkard@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 20:26 next collapse

I remember playing starfield and a planet preview got corrupted, so the planet was full of “you shouldn’t be seeing this” textures

Something like this

i.redd.it/bt47ag7dmkmb1.png

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 23:18 next collapse

I am also amused

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 05:12 next collapse

Seeing Valve’s error.mdl would explain so much about this universe.

Damaskox@lemmy.world on 18 Jul 15:27 collapse

Care to elaborate? 😁

wewbull@feddit.uk on 15 Jul 07:44 collapse

“We apologize for the inconvenience”

thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 08:05 collapse

:( Something went wrong.

If you send this to a technician, include this error code: <Error>

callyral@pawb.social on 14 Jul 20:12 next collapse

I use glasses so I can switch between high render distance and high-FPS.

Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 14 Jul 20:51 next collapse

black holes and dark matter are the errors starting to pop up

rumba@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 20:53 next collapse

Wait, did world shit start getting spicy when JWT went online?

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 23:26 collapse

It’s been on this path since at least hubble. Though it might have accelerated.

Two9A@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 21:27 next collapse

There’s a short story (more of a novella) by Stephen Baxter on this exact topic, for what it’s worth. Touching Centauri: e-reading.mobi/…/stephen-baxter-phase-space.html

UnityDevice@lemmy.zip on 15 Jul 08:02 collapse

Also this short comic: Bad Space: Cataract.

pyre@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 21:35 next collapse

hopefully it’s not running on Nvidia

Cheems@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:09 collapse

If the universe catches fire we’ll know

cdf12345@lemmy.zip on 14 Jul 21:38 next collapse

I imagine it’s like the original Doom engine, it’s only rendered by ray tracing and showing what you (or anyone) can see.

exocortex@discuss.tchncs.de on 14 Jul 22:07 collapse

That’s why there’s quant mechanics. The simulation can always invent invent thinga on the fly to reduce computational load. It’s like lazy execution when soneone’s looking i.e. me - let’s not kid ourselves: the simulation is only simulating my surroundings - of which all af you are part of. Yadda yadda, there’s only me.

On another note: the simulation can also always rewritebparts of my brain and retroactively change stuff in my memory making me believe different things. So i could also be reprogrammed to believe I saw this or that insteas of

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 23:24 next collapse

The universe spontaneously popped into exitence in the current state it’s in when you’re reading this, the only things that exist are what’s in your line of sight, all the memories are made up, and it’ll shortly pop back out of existence only to return a few billion years or femtoseconds later with a new line of sight and memories, along with something to let you know what’s really happening but with enough plausible deniability that you’ll laugh and try to move on before popping back out of existence.

This is your eternal punishment for something you can’t even remember, or can’t verify even if you do remember.

How would you even know this? you might wonder with a hint of uncertain dread, but the truth is I don’t know anything because I don’t even exist. It’s all you: punisher, punishee, neutral observer, entertained by this meaningless repetition that bored you out of your mind lol.

Or shall we let this one play out a bit longer?

meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 15 Jul 10:40 next collapse

It’s probably also why we all have to sleep at some point. The simulation alots each of us processes some computation time and pauses threads in a round-robin fashion, giving the illusion of true parallelism.

Don’t let the sim pause you! Take meth!!1!

lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 15 Jul 18:47 collapse

Get wrekt David Hume, there is no God in the Quad

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 21:39 next collapse

In that hypothetical, it’s not like anybody would notice.

Dasus@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 21:48 next collapse

I would fucking love to see the walls around me come crashing down with a matrix effect.

It’d be a sigh of relief. A deep one.

biscuitswalrus@aussie.zone on 14 Jul 22:10 collapse

Oh you think you exist somehow outside the simulation and are not just a construct of it. The Truman of the show.

Dasus@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 22:22 collapse

It’s nothing special. It’s blue.

Now excuse me, I’m off to imbibe vast quantities of alcohol.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 14 Jul 23:12 next collapse

Like before the last reboot 13,8 billon years ago

Chakravanti@monero.town on 15 Jul 10:52 next collapse

That was calculated with less bits than you gave letters. Have some soup.

argh_another_username@lemmy.ca on 15 Jul 10:56 collapse

That’s what the simulation wants you to think.

iks@lemmy.world on 14 Jul 23:21 next collapse

BSOD vibes

pxlkttn@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 14 Jul 23:23 next collapse

good! we need to turn it off and then on again.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca on 15 Jul 04:00 next collapse

I’m here for it. Let’s speed run the next cosmic reboot.

Etterra@discuss.online on 15 Jul 04:41 next collapse

It’s a race between GrayStillPlays and Let’sGameItOut to see who can break the game first, and I’m here for it.

Nelots@lemmy.zip on 15 Jul 05:21 next collapse

Haven’t heard of Gray, but if they’re nothing anything (thank you auto correct for making me say the opposite of what I meant) like LetsGameItOut then I should really check them out.

Etterra@discuss.online on 15 Jul 05:53 next collapse

“Ruin the game!” Is one of Gray’s catchphrases.

camelbeard@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 10:35 collapse

I watch them both, LGIO is more about finding glitches and pushing a game to its limits. Grey is more about just not giving up and skill to do the impossible, both are fun.

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 07:59 next collapse

Didn’t Spiffing Brit find a few infinite money glitches with Steam and/or YouTube?

Etterra@discuss.online on 15 Jul 21:34 collapse

Yes, but he didn’t use them to crash entire sites.

Agent641@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 10:19 collapse

I’m waiting for TheSpiffingBrit to finally find an exploit for infinite entropy.

Chakravanti@monero.town on 15 Jul 10:48 collapse

Mother’s womb. You’ve been here the whole time and think that you can calculate creativity. Without the Owl’s interest by betraying her love and attempting to take her ability to create and threaten to divide infinity with more math then Neo had any interest in trying to even observe.

You think you can create. The consequences of ignoring the love all of reality has shown you will soon do just all that. You cannot create yourself anymore than the that act will generate Zero. You think you have the ability to split something that isn’t there.

If you think of a spook that will happen immenantly, you should study meth. It’ll boost your ability to think about more stuff until the reaper will divide hour solace existance with nothing. It really is a good thing that everyone has them becau…

AppleTea@lemmy.zip on 15 Jul 04:41 next collapse

Cursed to look into the great mysteries of existence with a mind high tuned for pattern recognition and projecting familiar narratives.

Is that something beyond our current understanding? No, no, it’s just a familiar desktop environment. But fuck you if you project a name and a face into the unknown. That’s backwards and primitive!

LemmyBeMyself@lemmybefree.net on 15 Jul 10:58 next collapse

They implemented ray tracing everywhere without DLSS so they should already have powerful servers

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 15 Jul 11:18 next collapse

Nice story by Isaak Asimov - The Last Question

xpressenglish.com/our-stories/the-last-question/

(PDF and Audio)

LemmyBeMyself@lemmybefree.net on 15 Jul 11:32 next collapse

They have a trick: every time you sleep, they reboot to avoid memory leaks.

It also allows them to optimize in the background.

Zerush@lemmy.ml on 15 Jul 14:17 collapse

Also supported by a lot of resource friendly NPC without extra brainactivity.

hopesdead@startrek.website on 15 Jul 11:41 next collapse

So the universe is a trans allegory?

boonhet@sopuli.xyz on 15 Jul 17:47 collapse

Huh?

Glytch@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 18:02 next collapse

We live in The Matrix. The Matrix is a trans allegory.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz on 15 Jul 18:04 collapse

Simulation theory doesn’t equal The Matrix.

Glytch@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 20:13 collapse

I was just explaining what they were saying because you expressed confusion.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz on 15 Jul 20:50 collapse

Oh yeah I wasn’t really confused, I just meant to make the point that simulation theory != Matrix. Matrix is A simulation, but simulation theory doesn’t necessitate that we all have real bodies in a “real world”. In fact, I think the matrix version of the simulation is less likely, as it would be more complex to achieve, at least in our reality. In simulation theory, if the simulation stops and is deleted, there may well be literally nothing left of us. That’s not a trans allegory, that’s an existential crisis

Glytch@lemmy.world on 16 Jul 01:54 collapse

So you feined confusion in order to set someone else up to make you look smarter than they are.

Interesting choice. Much to analyze there.

hopesdead@startrek.website on 15 Jul 18:48 collapse

The Matrix

boonhet@sopuli.xyz on 15 Jul 18:55 collapse

I know that The Matrix is a trans allegory but simulation theory isn’t necessarily the same as being imprisoned in a simulation. It means we might not exist at all. Simulation goes away, we go away. Or maybe it’s like The Matrix and we’re all trans eggs. There’s no way to know which version it is or how many people are real vs simulated.

Yeller_king@reddthat.com on 15 Jul 11:52 next collapse

I’d imagine they save the state intermittently and can boot it back up if needed. Depends on how valuable this sim is I guess.

pressanykeynow@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 11:57 next collapse

It’s proven by scientists that information is never lost so you don’t really need backups /s

beejboytyson@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:38 collapse

Not very, I’m here

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 15 Jul 12:07 next collapse

Imagine talking about simulation theory with that much certainty.

the universe disappears

Yeah? Is that how it works?

Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 19:07 collapse

Imagine, instead, a joke. Cause that’s what’s going on here. There’s no chance that this guy is serious and seriously thinks he knows the particulars of how a universal simulation is being implemented.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 16 Jul 13:22 collapse

It doesn’t read at all like a joke.

Lucky_777@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 12:44 next collapse

Nah, they got the pay as you go model. No way they end the sim, they have to see the end.

Naz@sh.itjust.works on 15 Jul 18:18 next collapse

Ah fuck they’ve figured it out

Alloi@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 18:33 next collapse

speaking through the fractal of conciousness given to me by what we refer to as “god” or the universal conciousness, for a brief second.

yall need to stop, just enjoy eating fresh fruit and chill the fuck out. maybe go fishing or something. also war is fake n’d gei. trump is on the epstein files (shocker, i know) and all of your politicians are merely a buffer for the ruling elite class, the ones you refer to as oligarchs, corporate leaders, tech bros, etc. id like to say you could handle this with words, but nope. they are mentally ill psychopathic pedophiles, rapists, and mass murderers, and the only cure for entrenched corruption like this is death. kill them, or they will eventually kill all life on earth.

on the bright side, the current living generations are the last ones who will be able to enjoy the literal fruits of the world that dont come from a can, or are made in a lab. the actual last living generation will be doing a lot of cannibalism and fighting for the shadows of what you currently consider rights and privileges, all for naught.

unless you buck up, and start killing them. this is your future.

fun to watch/experience either way, for me at least. god/universal conciousness…out!

huh… that was weird… i suddenly have a great and overwhelming feeling of grief, terror, and anger.

ill just go play some video games and jerk off. that usually gets my mind off of things…

lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 15 Jul 18:45 next collapse

isn’t there a hard limit on what even a perfect telescope (photon receptor of some kind) can see, based on the speed of light? it’s fuckin huge like 900 billion light years or something, but the universe is probably bigger than we could ever actually measure.

Pratai@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 22:11 next collapse

There is so much to unpack here….

Marleyinoc@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 22:32 next collapse

That’s silly. As our tech evolves so does the Simulation’s. So we’ll never crash it.

WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world on 15 Jul 22:46 next collapse

False. Time dilation is already implemented and likely proportional to exceeding processing ability. At worst we’ll tick so slow that every moment is eternity.

Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca on 15 Jul 22:59 collapse

Relax, they’re just staring at the skybox.