wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
on 24 May 2025 21:09
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I could piss stronger than a cicada.
br3d@lemmy.world
on 24 May 2025 21:11
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I’m guessing there were three authors on this study, based on the “human” dots
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
on 24 May 2025 21:15
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All of them exactly 5 large, but with pee between 20 and 80 jetty.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
on 24 May 2025 21:41
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I wonder which author has the Mastiff
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
on 24 May 2025 23:39
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Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
on 24 May 2025 21:41
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I guess I didn’t notice any cicada pee last time. The air was so thick with them it was affecting everybody’s mental health though. If i had noticed pee i would’ve just assumed it was a hallucination
RandomStickman@fedia.io
on 24 May 2025 21:47
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Pretty wild that a bee pisses stronger than a bat
Speiser0@feddit.org
on 24 May 2025 22:18
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It’s actually about as Small as a cow is Large, according to this graph.
sga@lemmings.world
on 25 May 2025 03:37
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how are we quantising water shape (droplet vs jet)? Is it amount of pee generated/unit amount of time or something similar?
Ruthalas@infosec.pub
on 25 May 2025 04:06
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The labeling on those axes is horrific. A human is apparently about 7 units of “Large” on the “Size” axis, and can piss around 110 units of “Jet” on the “Shape” axis.
What is 7 units of Large Size you wonder? Fuck you. What is 110 units of Jet Shape you ask? Hell if we know. You sure aren’t going to.
What are all the unlabeled dots? Who cares. Sample size? “I saw one do it.”
Also not to forget according to this a cow is more than 10 times as large as a human
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
on 25 May 2025 09:42
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I mean, humans are about 150 or 200 freedom units, and various breeds of cow weigh 10x that or more
flora_explora@beehaw.org
on 25 May 2025 10:16
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With one data point as sample size, it could have been a baby, a huge bodybuilder or anything. Same goes for the human cow. None of this is reliable data and we shouldn’t even discuss it here.
And a bit smaller than a dog, slightly larger than a cat.
Did these scientist observe and document a pissing toddler?
Scubus@sh.itjust.works
on 25 May 2025 15:00
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I feel like the three humans and dozens of cicadas are probably skewing the results as well.
Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee
on 25 May 2025 04:28
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Reminds me of a school trip to a zoo when I was young where every animal relieved themselves while we were watching. It became a running joke. The elephant was my favorite.
woodenghost@hexbear.net
on 25 May 2025 06:36
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But what’s even on the y-axis? Aspect ratio? X is probably weight?
I’m guessing shape (jet vs drip) is about the number of interruptions in the stream.
Hoimo@ani.social
on 25 May 2025 12:21
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The strongest urinators are cicadas, but there’s other animals that score higher on the Jet Shape? I guess ~100 Jet Shape must be peak then and everything higher than that is actually a weaker form of urination.
Edit: the labeled dot is only one of many cicadas and some of them score as low as 1.
Cicadas have nothing on the spotted lantern fly.
You want something disgusting and pisser of the animal kingdom pick the one that makes it look like it’s pouring only under trees, and it attracts wasps.
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I could piss stronger than a cicada.
I’m guessing there were three authors on this study, based on the “human” dots
All of them exactly 5 large, but with pee between 20 and 80 jetty.
I wonder which author has the Mastiff
Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.
I guess I didn’t notice any cicada pee last time. The air was so thick with them it was affecting everybody’s mental health though. If i had noticed pee i would’ve just assumed it was a hallucination
Pretty wild that a bee pisses stronger than a bat
Hey, do you want to watch some pissers? www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KBL7HHd1-o
That cicada is one massive fucker, I get why the wee-wee is strong in this one.
It’s actually about as Small as a cow is Large, according to this graph.
how are we quantising water shape (droplet vs jet)? Is it amount of pee generated/unit amount of time or something similar?
The labeling on those axes is horrific. A human is apparently about 7 units of “Large” on the “Size” axis, and can piss around 110 units of “Jet” on the “Shape” axis.
What is 7 units of Large Size you wonder? Fuck you. What is 110 units of Jet Shape you ask? Hell if we know. You sure aren’t going to.
What are all the unlabeled dots? Who cares. Sample size? “I saw one do it.”
Also not to forget according to this a cow is more than 10 times as large as a human
I mean, humans are about 150 or 200 freedom units, and various breeds of cow weigh 10x that or more
With one data point as sample size, it could have been a baby, a huge bodybuilder or anything. Same goes for the
humancow. None of this is reliable data and we shouldn’t even discuss it here.Considering the human here is smaller than a dog and slightly larger than a cat, they apparently picked this subject up at a kindergarten.
Lol didn’t even see that! :D
And a bit smaller than a dog, slightly larger than a cat.
Did these scientist observe and document a pissing toddler?
I feel like the three humans and dozens of cicadas are probably skewing the results as well.
Reminds me of a school trip to a zoo when I was young where every animal relieved themselves while we were watching. It became a running joke. The elephant was my favorite.
But what’s even on the y-axis? Aspect ratio? X is probably weight?
I’m guessing shape (jet vs drip) is about the number of interruptions in the stream.
The strongest urinators are cicadas, but there’s other animals that score higher on the Jet Shape? I guess ~100 Jet Shape must be peak then and everything higher than that is actually a weaker form of urination.
Edit: the labeled dot is only one of many cicadas and some of them score as low as 1.
Cicadas have nothing on the spotted lantern fly.
You want something disgusting and pisser of the animal kingdom pick the one that makes it look like it’s pouring only under trees, and it attracts wasps.