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from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 08 Jul 11:02
https://mander.xyz/post/33609374

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rirus@feddit.org on 08 Jul 11:14 next collapse

It will be read by thousands of LLMs šŸ˜€ The knowledge will be just fingertips away. It won’t be human knowledge tho but AI knowledge.

Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 11:28 next collapse

I owe my thesis to scihub lol. I can’t stand publishing companies, especially elsevier.

witty_username@feddit.nl on 08 Jul 12:05 next collapse

Elsevier is so bad

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 14:50 collapse

Is this the most boring episode of the twilight zone? I just made this 10 mins ago (was relevant in a convo):

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd78f777-98aa-4a50-b55e-78e4b110e577.jpeg">

borf@lemmynsfw.com on 08 Jul 11:42 next collapse

ā€œThesis it?ā€

dalakkin@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 12:10 collapse

ā€œThis is itā€ I guess That he’s finally done with his thesis.

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jul 11:53 next collapse

Missing the frames where they shell out their own $$ to get it into that book that’s locked away.

jet@hackertalks.com on 08 Jul 11:58 next collapse

This is my shelf, there are many like it but this one is mine…

nectar45@lemmy.zip on 08 Jul 12:57 next collapse

It will be used as a midly useful paperweight eventually, dont worry

logicbomb@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 13:18 next collapse

The biggest joke here is that he thinks his thesis will be worth something to other people at the time he’s writing it.

Krauerking@lemy.lol on 08 Jul 13:49 next collapse

I dunno. I just read multiple papers from years to decades ago on the mechanical factors for popcorn because I kept burning kettle corn.

Who knows who will crack open the book someday and why. You either want to contribute or not. Don’t focus on the perceived impact. It feels like modern culture has made any effort to try new things not seem worth it unless you get recognition but that’s not why we did it originally.

SupraMario@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 14:28 next collapse

I think you’re missing the point here. This is about research being locked behind a paywall that causes it to not be used.

Krauerking@lemy.lol on 08 Jul 16:59 collapse

Yeah. But that doesn’t mean it will never be used. It’s normal to want to be paid for the work done but if people want to share they can just share it.
I think it’s hard to say when someone will want your information and it might be well after you are dead and able to get anything from it.

There are lots of free recipes I would never use, and there are lots of paid cookbooks that I haven’t gotten my hands on yet but might one day because of their knowledge of making a good roux is worth saving (bake it, not in a pot)

inbeesee@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 17:48 next collapse

Generally the difference is a paid service is better and worked on by the author. The work in these thesis ā€˜services’ is done by others, the research funded by our tax dollars, and the ā€˜service’ doesn’t contribute much of anything to be paid beyond server storage.

SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 17:56 collapse

Think about how many painters, authors, artists, etc. have only received notoriety after their death and absolutely have contributed to culture.

wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jul 20:55 next collapse

HA, get a load of this, everyone! This person thinks researchers get paid royalties by the publishers!

<the entirety of academia grimly chuckles, a single tear of inner pain welling in each eye>

Manticore@lemmy.nz on 08 Jul 21:17 collapse

Researchers dont get paid. In fact, they usually have to pay to be published on reputable platforms. Those platforms are the ones charging.

As for why they publish there if they never profit, academic success is dependant on publishing (ā€œpublished or perishā€), so academics will pay to advance in their field, potentially getting funding for future studies. (Not from the publisher, obviously; but from grant programmes that only fund you if you have a body of work already.)

This is why if you contact a researcher directly, they’ll likely be willing to give you the finished thesis for free.

bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works on 08 Jul 14:35 next collapse

I agree… I feel this way often especially now when an ai can write, make music and movies, and no one can actually tell the difference, there isn’t much point to creating anymore. Unless it’s solely for you and you don’t want to show it to anyone else.

makyo@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 14:59 collapse

Huh it’s funny how I think to do research for some things but not others. I really enjoy making popcorn on the stove but only half the time does it turn out light and crunchy. I keep at it thinking I’ll figure it out through trial and error but I should probably just look it up like you did.

Krauerking@lemy.lol on 08 Jul 16:52 collapse

Oh I am a scientist for everything I do. Make my hypothesis of and test stuff for how I think it would work but also so many people have done it already.

It’s essentially what all recipes are. Someone else did the research and I am taking their effort for an easier time. The best ones even note what changes to make for slight differences.

Also higher heat than you think, 400°F/200°C oil works best but you can also go dry and you will get a more puffed size apparently. To much moisture when cooking makes them dense.
I have discovered a wok is a really great popcorn maker if you don’t want to buy something niche. The high dome lid is double perfect for it and then shaking in the salt.

makyo@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 20:51 collapse

Ah my most recent assumptions seem to be wrong then. I thought I was unevenly heating the kernels and that’s why they weren’t popping fully, but maybe I’m not heating them fast enough actually.

Gonna try the wok thing, I’ve been looking for one more excuse to get one.

General_Effort@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 14:22 next collapse

smh

That guy should be happy that no AI will ever be trained on their work. It’s ok to contribute to progress, but only if it’s progress the cool kids approve of. Know your place, nerds.

linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz on 08 Jul 14:50 next collapse

Y’know with the Wayback Machine, book scans and public science funding under threat in the USA this sadly isn’t too far off base

emhl@feddit.org on 08 Jul 15:19 next collapse

Luckily everyone on my field publishes their papers (preprint) on arxiv as well

[deleted] on 08 Jul 16:19 next collapse

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lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com on 08 Jul 16:29 next collapse

Open AI probably already has it in its training data.

Donkter@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 03:29 collapse

Nice, so someone might actually come across it when searching for something specific that they don’t have the research skills to find normally instead of the research rotting in a closet as this comic indicates.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz on 09 Jul 08:31 collapse

70% chance the AI uses it to sound more confident, while being entirely incorrect.

Ziglin@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 09:00 collapse

You sound awfully confident about that number.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz on 09 Jul 10:39 collapse

I’m 100% confident that there is a 30% chance that it is correct.

BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net on 08 Jul 16:49 next collapse

I feel like a more common reaction is ā€œFinally I am rid of this terrible burden that I took on in my naivete. It is riddled with errors that the cruel arrow of time prevents me from rectifying. May I be lucky enough to get a publication or two out of it and then finally be rid of it foreverā€ but maybe I’m speaking too closely to my own experience.

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 08 Jul 18:25 collapse

No, this is the way. PhD theses are probably like having an aggressive cancer and then submitting it is like a successful surgery.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 21:03 next collapse

Not really accurate - publishers might put papers behind paywalls, but researchers themselves are usually glad to send them to anyone who requests them as long as they have time. And it’s totally legal, not like they’re pirating their own papers.

ansiz@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 21:57 next collapse

That’s a great point, I’ve reached out to researchers a few times to ask about their research and they have all freely just shared the work with me.

fodor@lemmy.zip on 09 Jul 02:59 next collapse

And since a grad school thesis isn’t published, there’s definitely no restrictions on the author sharing it. Maybe it’ll get a few citations in the future. Not many, of course, but anything more than zero is nice.

i_am_hiding@aussie.zone on 09 Jul 08:20 collapse

My paper was published in MDPI open access and then a whole heap of publishing companies came along, stole it, and now charge money for it. And they’re the ones you get first if you search for it in Google Scholar.

I’m so mad. I was proud of that and wanted people to see it, but now 90% of people who come across it will incorrectly think its behind a paywall and not bother.

Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works on 09 Jul 11:24 next collapse

What was your paper on?

MBM@lemmings.world on 12 Jul 09:21 collapse

That feels like it should violate the license

lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 08 Jul 21:15 next collapse

Thanks, Robert Maxwell!

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 08 Jul 21:24 next collapse

i did enjoy looking at old thesis on my university. seing typewriter written thesis with hand drawn plots in graph papers, original gel images, glued in pictures…

those theses are adorable scrapbooks of stress, sweat and tears.

that are so precious

i_am_hiding@aussie.zone on 09 Jul 08:17 next collapse

And so damn infuriating when you need them forty years later lol. I’m currently in the middle of some really obscure maths at work and my only reference is a hand typed paper from 1983 with super critial plots on it, but it’s all been scanned in and put online at the lowest possible resolution. It’s torture!

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 12:50 collapse

ouch,

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 09:26 collapse

Not really relevant, but: word processors were just starting to be used when I went to college, but I still mostly preferred using my portable electric typewriter. During my junior year the G key broke off and disappeared, so all my papers from that point on have the Gs written in by hand. If they ever invent time travel, I’m going to assume that enough other people are going back to kill baby Hitler and I’ll slap the shit out of 20-year-old me.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world on 09 Jul 12:47 collapse

that’s a gargantuan grind. go and get your garish young self.

loomy@lemy.lol on 09 Jul 02:26 collapse

very nice