Dr. Google
from fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz on 01 Jul 11:45
https://mander.xyz/post/14820026

#science_memes

threaded - newest

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 01 Jul 12:05 next collapse

oh shit. WebMD finally fixed their symptom checker.

used to be you’d plug in headache and it’d be like…

  • You have a headache
  • you have a migraine.
  • you have a concussion
  • you have [a whole lot of scary shit that will kill you]

now it just says “we couldn’t find anything wrong with you”

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee on 01 Jul 12:42 next collapse

It told me I was experiencing morning sickness because I’ve been throwing up almost daily for over a month now.

I’m AMAB.

ExtimateCookie@hexbear.net on 01 Jul 15:30 next collapse

“You could be dying rn or it could be absolutely nothing… It’s probably nothing…unless ? Haha can’t prescribe anything go see some doc meanwhile have this panic attack”

JimSamtanko@lemm.ee on 01 Jul 16:57 collapse

This is just like a joke my girlfriend and I have on the subject :

Google “how to remove a splinter”

Result: “You may have cancer. Here’s the top 20 paid results regarding things that have nothing to do with your problem.